We need more leaders on the front line. Get arrested. Make noise. Inspire!

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Friday

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Never have I ever voted for a racist, rapist pedo.

Monday

Sunday. Sunday. Sunday.

Saturday morning cartoons taught me how to flirt

Friday 🕹️

Keep on truckin’

Never forget who helped him rise to power. Never forget who stood by his side. Never forget who benefited from the trauma of others. Remember these faces.

This!

To all other nations, you are correct to fear this place. They are killing us—citizens. Do not visit, it is not safe!

We are in dark times

How are you against vaccines but also a Botox savant?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, now that’s how you do a series finale. I still think about Anya’s death.

I only dislike the untalented nepo babies.

Watching myself on Pluribus

Jesus Christ it’s so much worse than we thought. Are y’all reading these?!?! What the serious fuck?!

Previously on Heated Rivalry

Isn’t Nicki Minaj married to a registered sex offender? I guess she feels right at home with MAGA.

Okay but where’s Gaston?

Dear liberal men of Hollywood, stop going on Joe Rogan's podcast unless you're there to challenge his thinking

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Sunday

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December deals

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I’m in my sweatpants era

Happy Thanksgiving!

Safe to say these noms are locked in. Will keep updating… ‘Tis the season!

Monday

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Apple has another winner with Pluribus. Are they the new HBO?

Can confirm poodles don’t mind the rain

Friday

Ah, tariffs

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Shout-out to all the evangelicals, this atheist is holier than thou. That is all.

Reminder: You get what you vote for. Didn’t vote? You get what THEY voted for. Either way—shut your mouth. You did this to yourself. Me, on the other hand? Clear fucking conscience!

Some of you didn't listen to 'Where Is the Love' by the Black Eyed Peas enough, and it shows

I want you all to meet the newest member of our family, Miss Shelley Dupaw! I named her after my favorite actress, and let me tell you— she’s the cutest thing ever! Here’s to a long, happy life together! 🩷

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'IT: WELCOME TO DERRY' is the real deal. What a great pilot. Hats off to everyone who worked on it.

This film edged me for two hours then had the audacity to leave me hanging with a nasty case of blue balls.

Your weekend forecast

I don’t even live in New York, but the way Democrats talk about Zohran Mamdani feels a lot like how Republicans went after Obama — nitpicking what he wears, where he eats, etc. Grasping at straws.