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His next move

I can admit when I'm wrong. Timothée Chalamet is the perfect partner for Kylie Jenner.

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Grateful that my optioned spec was renewed for a fourth year. That said, now is a good time to remind everyone that Hollywood moves at the speed of molasses.

Monday

Friday

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These are just a few of the famous names found in the… ‘the files’

Yeah, there’s no way he’s stepping down without a fight. Piggy and his piglets have plenty to answer for. I’m scared of what he’ll do next.

Monday

What happened to Gabriela Rico Jiménez?

The more I read, the more Epstein Island seems like a real-life Hostel movie.

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We need more leaders on the front line. Get arrested. Make noise. Inspire!

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Friday

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Never have I ever voted for a racist, rapist pedo.

Monday

Sunday. Sunday. Sunday.

Saturday morning cartoons taught me how to flirt

Friday 🕹️

Keep on truckin’

Never forget who helped him rise to power. Never forget who stood by his side. Never forget who benefited from the trauma of others. Remember these faces.

This!

To all other nations, you are correct to fear this place. They are killing us—citizens. Do not visit, it is not safe!

We are in dark times

How are you against vaccines but also a Botox savant?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, now that’s how you do a series finale. I still think about Anya’s death.

I only dislike the untalented nepo babies.

Watching myself on Pluribus

Jesus Christ it’s so much worse than we thought. Are y’all reading these?!?! What the serious fuck?!

Previously on Heated Rivalry

Isn’t Nicki Minaj married to a registered sex offender? I guess she feels right at home with MAGA.

Okay but where’s Gaston?

Dear liberal men of Hollywood, stop going on Joe Rogan's podcast unless you're there to challenge his thinking

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Sunday

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December deals

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I’m in my sweatpants era

Happy Thanksgiving!