Apple has another winner with Pluribus. Are they the new HBO?

Can confirm poodles don’t mind the rain

Friday

Ah, tariffs

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Shout-out to all the evangelicals, this atheist is holier than thou. That is all.

Reminder: You get what you vote for. Didn’t vote? You get what THEY voted for. Either way—shut your mouth. You did this to yourself. Me, on the other hand? Clear fucking conscience!

Some of you didn't listen to 'Where Is the Love' by the Black Eyed Peas enough, and it shows

I want you all to meet the newest member of our family, Miss Shelley Dupaw! I named her after my favorite actress, and let me tell you— she’s the cutest thing ever! Here’s to a long, happy life together! 🩷

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'IT: WELCOME TO DERRY' is the real deal. What a great pilot. Hats off to everyone who worked on it.

This film edged me for two hours then had the audacity to leave me hanging with a nasty case of blue balls.

Your weekend forecast

I don’t even live in New York, but the way Democrats talk about Zohran Mamdani feels a lot like how Republicans went after Obama — nitpicking what he wears, where he eats, etc. Grasping at straws.

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I don’t mean to brag but I was really good at tetherball

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Sunday

I have discovered the wonderful world of tiny felt mice on Etsy. Nobody bother me.

Thinking about him

This season of Project Runway was the worst one yet. Where did the budget go? Only one two-day challenge?! And that awful, rushed final episode - Five days to create five pieces? What happened to 3 months? What happened to the twelve-piece collection? Bring back the fashion week runway! Do better!

Friday

Class is in session

Just another Tuesday for them

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Fox News’ solution for the homeless… ”Kill ‘em”

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Add these actors to the shit list. Deeply disappointed in them. Shame.

Monday

Unemployment rates: August 2023 vs. August 2025

FYI: If you're in one of the states where it hasn't been outlawed yet, the new COVID vaccine is out. I got mine!

Why does Spotify hate the shuffle play option? Constant issues.

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Everyone wants an auteur, fine. Planning my short film directorial debut and financing it myself.

Lorne Michaels this week

Why is half of Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning just footage from the previous films in the franchise?

Guys, I had a sex dream about Gavin Newsom last night, tee-hee. Swoon 🫠

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They’re out shooting at cars now! No due process, just violence.

Why do I take the time pixelating tits if Instagram is going to flag it anyway for sexual suggestiveness? Give me a break

Friday

Kim Davis be like

I'd incorporate a Roomba in my Final Destination movie

I understand that television is more cinematic than ever, but the fact that we've normalized 2-3 year gaps between seasons of popular programs is still insane to me. We used to get 16+ episodes for hour-long shows/23+ for half-hour shows; they'd take a 3-month hiatus, and they'd be back in the Fall.