Republicans have always loved Hitler, what's changed is they're more comfortable admitting it and that's because they don't get smacked in the face hard enough

it's capitalism, Dave. 📽️

As expected, the Trump administration has redacted every single Republican out of the Epstein files, but not Bill Clinton, which is just fine. First of all, Clinton can go to hell. Second of all, this will not slake the people’s desire for justice, but increase it.

Erm fish

did this motherfucker kill doug dimmadome

Help, my infinite number of monkeys keeps writing smutty little stories about Christmas elves

"Yeah, Ronald McDonald is allowed to mourn, whatever." @vorfalath.bsky.social three goddamn seconds into watching cowboy bebop

Good morning chat, you know what day it is.

it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax

"release the butthole cut of the king's speech" - my beautiful wife re: tomothy hooper

Great job, everyone, we did it again

Wal*Mart has a whole program to get their employees on federal aid because nobody can afford to live on their dogshit wages

Beyond the obvious reasons this is distasteful, Johnny Depp is not a functioning professional actor. I don't see what incentives could possibly make up for the fact that he is simply not capable of doing the job.

I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"

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“the president is less popular than the Vietnam war” should be a simply irresistible headline

Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.

The messaging is both simple and true: Trump took 40 billion dollars of your grocery money and gave it to Argentina

I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).

drake, amazingly, still finding brand new ways to lose to kendrick lamar

My new piece, up now @thenation.com: "If only trans activists had known what size check to cut for Chappelle, they could have shut him up years ago and saved themselves all the picketing at Netflix." www.thenation.com/article/cult...

Either you're against fascism, or you're foolish enough to believe it won't come for you.

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Greta Thunberg speaks to the press after being released from illegal detainment in Israel: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me, but that is not the story.”

Not to sound American but I could fuck up a quality burger right now

David Hoyle Jr. or Cheers? @pftompkins.bsky.social

Pyaari is so decent 🥺

This is some of the best messaging I’ve seen so far from the Democratic Party. Please forward far and wide. @indivisible.org @indivisiblenoco.com @indivisible-co.bsky.social NOCO #copolitics @hcrichardson.bsky.social Hold the line - @hickenlooper.senate.gov @bennet.senate.gov

If all these data centers being built everywhere where no one who lives there wants them are so great and wonderful how come they're all being built as fucking secrets

there is literally a song about this jfc

every time i come close to saying that i hate this timeline I have to remind myself that in this one I managed to find and marry my soulmate so. sorry everyone but this one's gotta stick. we're just gonna have to fix it.

thank goodness we're burning up fucktillions of gallons of water and stealing from human beings for results like these. really makes you reconsider.

Fallon is the one person I believe when he says he hits both sides equally (that equal number being 0)

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Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown. Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.

🚨There's a new episode of Gastronauts out now on @dropout.tv! Join Jordan Myrick alongside Threedom's Scott Aukerman, Lauren Lapkus, and Paul F. Tompkins as guest judges! #Gastronauts

shout to @pftompkins.bsky.social for having my favorite #Gastronauts prompt ever. 10/10 Wistful As Hell

what’s cool is you grow up and don’t reflexively find everything uncool because you’re a little shithead, you learn to save your hate for the things that truly deserve it like Zack Snyder movies or Fall Out Boy’s “We Didn’t Start The Fire” remake.

loling at the idea of the rapture people quietly cleaning up the notes they wrote for the people left behind and putting them in the recycle bin

It is now official, anyone who says "LGB without the T" is a confirmed fed and should be treated accordingly.