It's the most wonderful time of the year: Watching Muppet Family Christmas and then re-discovering how the Ripped from TV version someone uploaded to YouTube ends: youtu.be/Bi9qSKZuvC4?... #doomedbaby

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

"Clout?" My partner in posts, we are on bluesky

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli. ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

Writing an erotic short, so you know what that means! Time to research what style of architecture is used for Aspen luxury ski chalets! #amwriting #smut

"Her mind went white. To be taken, and filled, and *possessed* so completely. Their sweaty bodies sliding against each on the [10 minutes later] brown bearskin rug, in front of the fireplace crackling with dried [15 minutes later] pine, in this [hour later]"

All My Bones Are Crunchy: A Holiday Memoir

A hill on which I will die: Calvin and Hobbes is one of the great pieces of 20th-century American literature in no small part because it was never turned into anything aside from a comic strip. Leave it be.

Public polling shows that people already hate AI but the creative community even more so. Be better for your industry constituents.

Trying to get people to go back to Twitter is so fucking funny

I have just found out that some reprehensible fucking dork has made an AI chatbot based on the character I played on The Magnus Archives and *it has my voice*. I genuinely don't think I have ever felt so fucking violated. My actual voice. Saying things I have never said. I feel sick.

tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore

drew while watching happy feet #art #procreate

I was waiting for you, Beaverton 💅

“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

This is so fucking funny dude.

They sent JD Vance to Indiana and they were like never do that to us again

"there's a new serif in town"

Net profit from sell-off of inventory of U.S. liquor in Newfoundland and Labrador has been promised as a donation to Community Food Sharing Assoc., which sends food to 60 food banks in N.L. U.S. liquor will stay off shelves in future, says N.L. finance minister. #uspoli www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Driving home, convincing myself that no job in the world will leave you feeling appreciated and valued 100% of the time and that it's not like I had plans for those Christmas vacation days anyway so I'll probably be fine even if I keep being told my hours aren't worth what I'm bringing in 👍

oops it's her again

Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

May all of your driveways be upwind

been having a lot of fun shiny hunting ✨

Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.

a lot has been said about Jack Skellington as allegory for cultural appropriation (I definitely wasn't the first) but there's also a lot to be said about Jack Skellington as clueless tech billionaire

10.26 full days of listening to podcasts this year, and 4.8 of those days were spent catching up with co-hostesses with the mostesses. Hell yeah.

Went out, pushed a ton of heavy snow around to clear around my car and make a path to the back of the driveway for the downstairs neighbour, came back in. Removed all of my wet snowclearing layers and sat down. Plow: Hellooooooooooooooooooooo Me: :C That's a later problem.

No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going. It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.

is the gingerbread gamecube my magnum opus?

re: last repost Been listening to Blowback (podcast) finally. I think I'm on episode 7 of season one and man oh man, if you think you can't be surprised by the story of how the Iraq war happened, I'm pretty sure you're wrong. The lack of accountability of any form is just... infuriating.

This might've made me tear up a little bit. xkcd.com/3172/

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

best thing i’ve printed all month

I've got such wrestling brainrot that I thought this was about Mercedes and Mortos. 💀

A depressing yet important thread