This is absolute truth.

We apologize for trying to pass off trout as koi fish in our "Exotic Aquatic Experience" but tariffs are kicking our butts and we thought red highlighters were waterproof.

bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread

@azriz.bsky.social what attracted you to my account?

Where you can save big money, but not your soul

I believe we've been breeding each other for aww, but so far it hasn't been very successful. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sheep-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

The kitten formerly known as Rin has been an asshole once too often and is now officially Perihelion.

Autumn farmers markets are THE BEST. Not pictured: 2 dozen honeynut squash (mmmmmm yum!)

A pitch for those of you canceling Disney+/Hulu this week would be to use that cash and subscribe to PBS/PBS Passport. Public media is foundational to our democracy and supporting @pbs.org is just about the best value for your dollar. Plus, there are so many British mysteries!!!

"We need to open more data centres." -- My contribution to talk like a pirate day.

The primary diff between writing fiction and nonfiction is when you write nonfic, you research a topic for 2 weeks and then write 1000 words on it and when you write fiction you research a topic for 2 weeks and get one sentence out of it.

I saw Some Like It Hot on Broadway twice & can’t wait to see it again. Highly recommended for a few hours’ antidote to *waves arm at everything *

I have been known to say “However comma” a lot.

people will tell you they don't understand gender fluidity then look right at a ship called the Edmund Fitzgerald and call it "her" without missing a beat

Regardless of the disgraceful nonsense we will likely hear from this administration in the coming days on vaccine “recommendations,” Americas healthcare insurers issued a joint statement tonight saying coverage for Covid and flu shots will remain unchanged from prior years. Speaks for itself.

Bill and Ted's Existential Adventure:

The thing about being an artist is that sometimes you’ll have a really silly/cursed image enter your head and spend hours of your life drawing it. Hours you’ll never get back.

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

Behold: www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

Found some old photos, so #neatravels is going go back in time for a bit.

What an absolutely fabulous idea!

If you’re in the US & want a flu or Covid shot GET IT IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. Because RFK’s handpicked set of anti-vax loons is meeting on Thursday to “to advise the CDC on the safety, effectiveness, **and clinical necessity** of vaccines” (emphasis added) www.hhs.gov/press-room/c...

Yeah okay but they seldom make history

For folks looking for more local news sources, The Banner is expanding into Montgomery Co.

It's not like there's an entire economic theory named after a quote from a Terry Pratchett novel or anything...

this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite

Ieci n est pas Un corn dog has won me heart and soul

Future historians are begging you

Dear hotels: NEVER make your guests think “I don’t care how chic this place is, I’d feel more comfortable at Motel 6.” Signed, Person Who Already Gave a Fancy Hotel a Crap Rating This Year Because Motel 6 Has Better Amenities

Hey, if you like country music, I discovered the Hunter Brothers via Tumblr and have been pretty much listening to them nonstop since. www.tumblr.com/humans-are-s...

Having to go through my iPad photos manually to sort & cull them. It’s saddening and sobering how many screenshots of good advice have been tainted into unusablility by who gave the advice.

The new iPad won’t twin with the old iPad and now I have to deal with my fajillion open browser tabs manually. Rude!

Water Moon is AMAZING, y’all! It’s an otherworld quest about choice and regret and love - vibe wise a little Neverending Story, a little Studio Ghibli. Gorgeous, lush imagery that’s haunting my memory. (Out in pb next month)

For interested Americans worried about ordering anything mailed overseas right now, Villager and the other Cox books are available in ebook format on kobo.com

I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide titled COLOR TASTE TEXTURE, that’s all about finding out what works for specific sensory needs and how to customize food for them. It’s useful for all ages, no cooking experience necessary.

Gonna be even lower when unvaccinated teen boys & adult men start catching measles again, I’m just sayin’

I’m so happy the new Superman was a Superman Adventure and not the bazillionth retelling of his origin. We. Know. His. Origin! Give us a new story!

Adding my own Sept buy list: 9/9: Ghost Business, de Luca 9/23: B&N special editions of The House in the Cerulean Sea/Somewhere Beyond the Sea, Klune 9/25: Impossible Fortune, Osman (Thursday Murder #5) 9/30: America’s Most Gothic, Hieber & James

Have you stocked up for #BannedBooksWeek? We have posters, bookmarks, & more to show the world that Censorship Is So 1984 - Read for Your Rights! Order by Sept 18 to ensure ontime delivery. bit.ly/censorship-1984 Get #CensorshipIsSo1984 apparel & other banned books designs A bit.ly/BBWk1984

It took 3 pharmacies and a little white lie, but I finally have my Covid shot! And my flu shot in the other arm! … I’m going to go curl up with Jen De Luca’s latest ghost romance now…

Reposting this invaluable advice. If you ever need to Get Gone, you have to leave your phone behind.

For anyone following my saga, the first place I tried to get a Covid shot rejected me for not being old enough or the right kind of disabled. The second place just told me that they ran out of doses as soon as they came in and to try again later as they had no idea how much they’d get or when.

TFW you feel extremely seen by a sticker and obviously need to add it to the menagerie. 🐌🧶#DHmakes

I’m all for DIY but, fun fact, both sets of grandparents lived through the entire Great Depression. Their choices were “DIY” or “die.”

Drs I trust more than RFK Jr

It’s caturday, so meet Bentley, Eden, and Rin.

I love to see and hear it.