I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer

Nobody wants it as a story but I have multiple NYPD sources who voted for Mamdani, are eager for his win in November, and who say their colleagues quietly feel the same. They like that he wants NYPD to focus on crime, not quality of life enforcement.

someone from the back of the plane just screamed CAL

Farmer: You do the tomato art for the new sign? Artist: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Farmer: what

Of all the posts I've seen go up this one most captures how i feel rights now

i can’t believe that all happened

Clayton Kershaw’s postseason legacy is a full season sample size of being, essentially, Patrick Corbin

ME: sorry I can't make this meeting, I'm... uh, sick. BOSS: Oh no, what's wrong? ME: I've got ... [*looking at MARINERS jerseys*] scurvy. BOSS: What? Are you on a boat? ME: in a way BOSS: ... ME: rain delay I can make it

Most of those empty Starbucks have been REPLACED with small, local businesses.

The American right has picked, or more accurately invented, enemies on the left: blue-haired baristas, “Antifa,” Soros. In the interest of equity, I’m declaring war on suburban Golf Guys, electricians with four poorly paid employees, and MAHA moms. That’s fair, I think.

don’t worry, we’re also about to stop paying them all

I’m sticking with my “we don’t slander Woodrow Wilson” enough take. bsky.app/profile/cunn...

This show, which does not and will not exist, would be incredible.

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

shit ain’t over til it’s over

the funny thing about the constant misappropriation of MLK is that the guy left a massive body of writing specifically aimed at explaining his views of those of the movement he represented to the broad public. it is extremely easy to know what the guy thought on a variety of subjects and yet

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

Proximity Law of Seattle Politics strikes again

condemnations of political violence are well taken but it does feel as if some prominent political commentators are of the view that violence isn’t a part of the history of American politics and that is very much not true.

*ezra klein guy voice* The problem with the left is that they've lost the willingness to speak reasonably with their opponents, such as this guy I interviewed recently who easily conned me into supporting eugenics

Great Khan Pritzker Gets It

@hollyanderson.bsky.social was drew gilbert a little unhinged when he was playing baseball at tennessee, too?

Miles O'Brien fan club assemble.

TIRED---Bluesky: Ugh, is it time for sportsball AGAIN?!? WHILE TRUMP IS TAKING OVER THE COUNTRY?!?! INSPIRED---Bluesky: making fun of Kansas State being unable to move the ball is ableist

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read

Brother we’ve all been there

This sounds like it's a shitpost but the Arkansaa Governor's mansion was staffed with prison labor and at no point did the Clintons let criticism of that practice persuade them to end it

I know it's hard to do this, but you really can hold two thoughts in your head simultaneously: Newsom is a slimy, opportunistic, soulless political climber whose instincts in this specific case are bang on the mark. "Liking" politicians has nothing to do with any of it. It's not a fan club.

As a DC resident I'm firmly in favor of a jury strike during this occupation. If you're on grand jury duty, refuse to indict. If you're on trial jury, refuse to convict.

the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.

DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value

Mayor Harrell rejected my “insinuation” on Thursday that suing over 7-month-old executive orders four days before a primary might be political. Today:

“Nothing is more stunning than having ‘serial child molester’ and ‘speaker of the House’ in the same sentence,” a judge said at the sentencing of former Rep. Dennis Hastert, the longest-ever serving Republican speaker of the House: slate.com/news-and-pol...

It should cost ten dollars to post a schitts creek gif on this website.

doro wat would put scarlett o'hara into a coma

people need to take more responsibility for “we literally made it illegal for teenagers to hang out outside of the house or school”

You're god damned right.

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

“Trump spent years campaigning against risky and expensive wars, and criticizing hawkish foreign policy decisions” is just straightforwardly false. It’s completely made up!

I know a lot of folks like this account. But this is a wild, and unhelpful, exaggeration--it's a resistance version of sean spicer. It veers into #resistanceporn and trades accuracy for clout, like other "blue maga" grifters on here. Pls consider finding other sources of inspiration/news/motivation

The Hunt for Red October. I think my dad’s watched it like 20 times.

[six beers in] We’re gonna win

The sheer, seething, blood-boiling hatred you could feel for Trump and his pack of Nazi rapists and murderers at that rally, with many signs calling them this more or less explicitly, is waiting, just waiting, for someone to really tap it

it’s all sorts of bad data and a lot of correlation/causation but gotta admit it’s also an extremely funny 1-2

W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee: “Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”