I'm going to absolutely lose my mind. The obsession with a play that almost never works is inexcusable

Same handful of important players getting hurt every game is very fun.

When my ex-wife was pregnant with our first kid, I had a brief flirtation with anti-vax bullshit. And it's exactly that lack of knowledge that sucked me in. I was scared of having a kid, my wife worked for a chiropractor who started introducing anti-vax stuff to her and it started to pull us in...

The Letterboxd Bugonia log gag is very funny

Truly great game

Man, not saying they didn't say something worth the punch, I don't know. But you can't post a screen cap of AFTER a player punches a fan and say "well, that proves it"

Can I do an honest thread about Jake Paul's boxing career? Like, we can all agree it's funny he got knocked out. But, I've found this whole thing really interesting for a few years now because of how no-win the thing has always been at its core.

Day three update: things are going pretty great.

Meet Willow, who is now officially a part of the family. She's pretty cool.

Watching Rivers stumble around and fall down repeatedly is the most relateable a professional football player has ever been.

Bye, Chiefs!

lol Buffalo winning this game is ridiculous. I love it

Oh thank god, another predictable failed swing pass in the exact scenario where you run the play all the time. Good job, Joe Brady.

Yeah, kinda tired of being in the game of the year of the week this season

If the Bills punt again this game, I'm out. Just go for it the rest of the way. That's just what has to happen.

Boy, New England is just kicking Buffalo's ass.

Friend's family invited me to a drive-in double feature. One of the movies was Waterworld, which I'd already seen. Two of the reels were flipped, which nobody picked up on. They were just kind of generally confused in a "I heard this was bad, but ..." way. Great shit, really.

Sherrone Moore in a tiny room in jail clothes is one of the wilder visuals I can remember.

Oh my god, I'm about to lose so much of my life

Feeling very confident that the Street Fighter movie is going to be dogshit in a way that makes it incredibly enjoyable to watch after a few drinks. That's kind of exactly what you'd want, to be clear.

My wife could barely walk, hospital would only do an x-ray, insurance wouldn't cover an MRI unless she 1) saw primary care, 2) saw an orthopedic specialist, 3) did at least six weeks of physical therapy. All for the MRI we needed to diagnose the problem. Why? Because the other options are "cheaper"

Had to call and schedule an appointment to put my dog to sleep, so today sucks. Going to miss this dummy.

Doesn't count for the Presidential Fitness Test if your chin doesn't clear the bar, brother.

Harrison Butker too far right jokes will never get old

Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel

My Sunday morning, hungover and eating cereal straight from the box.

It's amazing that every team that plays the Bears this year forgets how to play football. I'm not saying the Bears are a bad team, they're not, but they may be among the most average 9-3 teams I've ever seen.

James Cook was going to fumble this drive and that's all there was to it. First one went out of bounds so whatever. Second at the goalline because it was the thing that was going to happen this drive.

Feeling like a fool for completely counting Yan out. He has been outstanding

Damn, is that who buys up nearly every house and turns them into overpriced rentals? Was not aware.

Buddy, my stylist is a gay witch where 75% of his salon is dedicated to the witch end of things and I trust that man with my life.

today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day

Haven't played this yet, but watched my seven-year-old daughter play through the first level earlier and it looked fun as hell.

"Oh! Can you get me tickets to (game/event/whatever)?" Happens a lot, and is not a joke more frequently than you'd think.

This post is a holiday season miracle as I will be about 10 miles from "The Sandwich" on Friday. Which means I will be eating "The Sandwich" on Friday.

This is such a wild idea. Like, why would that ever be a thing? Setting aside her spending a whole book tour talking about how many concussions she's had, a seven-year-retired Rousey boxing an active elite fighter with her, uh, "striking" is silly.

Hell yeah, just took two plays for Buffalo to run that terrible Shakir screen

God, I hate saying these words, but I don't need Michigan bumping ND from a playoff spot so (ugh) Go Buckeyes.

Starting to think the finger on that monkey paw curling after I made a wish for the Ravens and Chiefs to both get out of the way at the top of the AFC was a bad thing.

Never going back to the old Thanksgiving ways. This year, I took a very "show up when you want to show up. The food will be ready when it's ready. I'm not stressing over timing" approach. It was the best. Everything was ready at the same time, just without the stress of hitting some specific target.

Cooking while the family watches the parade and every time I check in on what's going on, it's very weird. Foreigner on a Stranger Things float. Busta Rhymes on a TNMT float. Things of that nature.

I've known @tapemachines.bsky.social for ... well, quite a bit longer than half my life, I suppose. His "All-Time Top 200 of the Top 100 of the PWI 500" series is maybe my favorite thing he's ever written. You should subscribe if only to read it all. It's a joy. tapemachines.substack.com

Fired up the Thanksgiving spreadsheet today. Two keys to making the full meal: Prep and timing. Sheet 1: every ingredient and what prep is required. Sheet 2: each dish broken down by ingredient (linked to a doc with the recipe if needed). Sheet 3: timing of what needs to happen and when.

🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁 It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙 @onesimplewish.bsky.social

Irish might hang 100 today. No reason to not try since it's about the only playoff statement you can make in this game.

When I lost my job right before Christmas in 2017, my wife was in a Facebook group that responded by donating a ton of gifts to our kids, saving their holiday. We've done what we can every year to pay that kindness forward. OSW is how we'll be doing that this year. If you can, you should too.

My New Englander wife has been talking about the "meat stuffing" her grandmother used to make since she moved here. For 11 Thanksgivings, I have been trying every recipe I can find online. It's never correct and we have no contact with anyone from the family. Does anyone have a meat stuffing recipe?

Well. That's the ballgame. Whatever. What else is there to say? Bad defense was bad and the Houston defense was exceptional in the pass rush. If you let a football game linger beyond the final whistle, you need to reevaluate things.