FSU/Virginia is a very stupid football game (complimentary)

oh god, I just fired up MTG Arena and created a new account again. Time for another free-to-play run. Need to take some time to figure out what kind of standard deck I want to build. Do I try to build around a fun combo or just go mono red as it always has my heart? Do I stream this nonsense?

the walk out of the tv station is comedically long, this is hilarious

Looking like the Chiefs might win the Loser Bowl. Congrats to KC fans!

Don't feel GREAT about that one, but winning your bad games by 10 is not the worst thing you can experience, I suppose.

lol Tua did the thing where he's actually not a good quarterback. Thank god.

Feels like Buffalo is up 20 but the game is about to be 21-21. Miserable defensive effort tonight.

Bad third down defense again. So frustrating. As is not getting Tua to the ground when generating significant pressure.

13 personnel plus the 6th lineman i’ve died and gone

Jackson Hawes TD! We all love Jackson Hawes!

Hawes manhandling Chubb on some of those 13 personnel run plays. Kid is just a fantastic blocking TE

Figured Miami would put up 17-20 tonight (and Buffalo would score 35-42ish). Liked certain things I saw from Buffalo's D on that drive, even giving up the TD.

Just took the first sip of a zero sugar mountain dew trolli cherry-lemon soda. Unsurprisingly, it's pretty terrible. I had to know though, ya know?

I'm not trying to be a jerk, but I've been broke (like, BROKE broke) in a rural area many times in my life. I don't know that the valid comparison for cheap, healthier than frozen meals, even from dollar stores, is "make the equivalent of frozen White Castle sliders."

If I were the Jets, I simply wouldn't be kicking FGs down 20-0 or punting on 4th and less than a yard down 23-3 in the 3rd. But I appreciate the level of quit they've shown today.

I will give Josh Allen my nose if it helps

Sometimes I'm like, "I wonder if Bears fans have gotten any less weird," and then I get a quick reminder that Bears fans will ALWAYS be super weird.

Hey, i totally forgot about this from five months ago! They hit 55 wins yesterday! Yay! Always a safe gamble to bet on the White Sox winning games, obviously.

someone has to post BIG DUBS on bluesky so i guess it’ll be me

I am losing my damn mind! Go Bills! God damn!

LFG Buffalo!!!

LET'S GO! Kincaid with the TD!

It's time. Go Bills!

Can't wrap my head around why Alcaraz was the underdog against Sinner. Alcaraz was 7-3 in their last 10 h2h, has the h2h advantage in hard court results, but still came in as the dog? Easy money.

My wife and I were having a conversation about how close our oldest daughter is to high school while watching football, and a diaper commercial came on. Now we're both crying. This is normal.

We are officially all the way back in football season. Love it. Let's go!

Why is the photo just a still from the ambiguous ending of a slow-burn indie horror film?

Deep breath. Here we go. Let's go, Irish.

Pro wrestling is often associated with the Right, but a new character has become popular for championing solidarity and workers’ rights, reflecting the growing economic precarity of its fanbase.

Ok, so...not a great start!

You still have a few minutes to get on the Hawaii boat with me. Over 5.5 wins = a lock. Gonna be a good season for the Rainbow Warriors.

Early season thoughts: Kansas offense? Pretty cool. Kansas defense? Not quite as cool.

The football is terrible and that makes it great.

As it should be.

we're starting 2025 REAL stupid hell yeah

This is exactly how much slop this game needed. Just bad football all around.

Good lord, it's almost time for football.

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Welcome to Week 0 in college football, the semi-anniversary of the day when a large portion of Bluesky realized sports are real

Boy, Matthew Lillard decided to do a "you should put me in more movies" performance in The Life of Chuck, huh?

Was driving behind one on the highway earlier today and had to change lanes because a piece of paneling had come loose and started flapping around. Great vehicles.

So we sent some shirts to Eastern Michigan

Scenes from @tapemachines.bsky.social and my hometown.

The only wrestling on ESPN for me.

I have lived in Michigan the vast majority of my life and I have never heard "doorwall" before right now. This is freaking me out.

Alright, screw it. It's time to be annoying again. $20 exactly in one of my poker accounts. Only one responsible thing to do: it's Bankroll Challenge time. Let's see what we can run it up to (or if we bust) in 30 days and go from there.

Just gonna bump this back out there one more time.

Some pre-Raw reading: WWE's history is anything but clean, but the past week, culminating in Brock Lesnar's return, saw the company make moves directly from the UFC playbook, proving that the TKO-ification of WWE is complete. www.cbssports.com/wwe/news/why...

Triple H showing up at the White House to do PR and funny little videos and saying "my world isn't political" and then saying about Vince McMahon "allegations are allegations" and then ending SummerSlam bringing back Brock Lesnar despite everything...that man is TKO to his absolute core.