The reason people don't like conservative students is that whenever they're inconvenienced or annoyed they throw a tantrum and call in national media to terrorize their peers.

Here’s one ICE agent hiding super good behind a column in the parking garage to watch the growing smattering of people below. They’re currently stuck inside their own parking garage.

I don't have the kind of family where I have to make knowing eye contact with a sibling when an older relative says something racist, but rather the kind where someone mentions the Macy's parade and my sibling looks at me, and I know they are thinking about Patti Harrison being back in the pants.

An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀

Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success

The gift of prophecy

man, this is such a good point -- Mamdani might be the first happy, well-adjusted person Trump has seen in weeks

Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

Stephen Miller going into the white nationalist reading room only to discover Trump has replaced everything with feminist zines

Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist? Mamdani: I've spoken about -- Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.

I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes

I truly hate Bill Maher and wish only the worst for him.

It’s unAmerican to decide how many people you’re going to arrest before any agents are even in the city

all politicians are inauthentic but damn if JD isn't uniquely "3AM infomercial co-host" inauthentic. just the greasiest wettest "wait, Sean, but it must be so hard to clean! and I'm a busy mom of three" transparent sleezeball huckster shit of all time. the fumbling tupperware in black & white dunce.

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

If I were a witch, I would cast a spell to transfer the period cramps of every menstruating American directly to JD Vance

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

oh my god

I sympathize with the "plight of men" in the sense that it is the plight of anyone who isnt a millionaire so WHY ARE WE CALLING IT THE PLIGHT OF MEN

no money for politicians

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

it’s moments like today that make it really clear that it was imperative for zohran mamdani to oust andrew cuomo and prevent all these republican-lites from controlling anything

If the democrats care about these things they don’t operate like it, and voters see that.

the Dems keep operating like this cynical shit has no effect. It’s why their core voters don’t fucking show up. When they say “we fight for you” nobody believes them, because they constantly pull shit like this and say “what else are you gonna vote for.” But then people STAY HOME.

“We’ve been kinda fighting then we got tired and scared and stopped fighting, so you’re on your own. Sucks for you.”

not to be a dick because there’s a little truth to this, but also: all politics is about people’s well being. sometimes it’s just more visible or visceral or people who register as more important. a true rejection of politics that impacts people’s well-being is a rejection of politics altogether

These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.

Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will

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Glory glory hoagie threw ya glory glory hoagie threw ya

I was 15 when 9/11 happened, living in the Midwest. The media fully portrayed Giuliani as a heroic figure, as 'America's Mayor.' It was super weird discovering (as an adult) how much of a looney tune he actually is. But reality was kinda tenuous right after 9/11, I guess

Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

It would be nice if the sheer scale of the wipeout made a lot of people in government and around government pause and think to themselves “what happens to me if Democrats get subpoena power next year” when faced with illegal directives from a rotting administrative corpse

The time for subtlety is behind us. If you are a communist, call yourself a communist. If you aren't a communist, become a communist .

After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be

america yesterday

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Bucks County ousts ALL Republicans from the Central Bucks and Pennridge school boards after both school boards were ground zero for anti-trans policies in 2021. The wave is receding.

Mamdani name-checks "the trans community"