After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

What a girl wants, what a girl needs 🧡

No!

Morning.

the best parts of this new fantastic four movie are appropriately enough the parts that are a family drama and the worst is the obligatory marvel slop.

Respectfully, booba 😍 but seriously omg, this is great

this is my Super Bowl

P-p-p-poper face, p-p-poper face

Ever wake up to your ceiling collapsing? Not fun

Black and brown folks shouldn't have to whitewash their homes to get a fair shake in the appraisals process. This National Housing Day, I'm introducing a bill with @warnock.senate.gov to confront this injustice and end systemic bias in home valuations.

my "i waited to fuck Olivia Nuzzi until it was legal" shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

Zohran is Liu Bei

JD Vance still has not spoken out about the cop who his motorcade put in the hospital. The man is in critical condition. What's worse is that NO ONE stuck around to help him. They fled. Good citizens who witnessed the accident rushed to his aid & may be the reason why he is still alive right now.

Al Green stood up in the middle of Congress and called for Trumps impeachment and was CENSURED by the same people who just voted against socialism We can honor the bravery and clarity without erasing the reality. Because that kind of selective cowardice is how we got here

Madonis #critterposting

The View will absolutely fall for this.

Please get Jared off my screen #RHOSLC

I have too much weeb knowledge

britani saying the flight was the most traumatic thing that has happened to her. meanwhile her kids don't fuck with her at all #rhoslc

Britani is at that point in the Hallmark movie where she needs to leave her douchey bf and corporate big city girlie life behind and go back to her home town to reconnect with her childhood sweetheart in order to find her true self worth and the magic of Christmas. #RHOSLC

A sound mind, I am deceased😭😭😭 #RHOSLC

🚨JEN SHAH GETTING RELEASED ON DECEMBER 10 🚨 #RHOSLC

Helppppp😩😩😩 #RHOSLC

Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.

I had terrifying conversations with four former CDC officials, Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, Dr. Debra Houry, Dr. Dan Jernigan, and Dr. Nikki Romanik, about the formerly prestigious public health agency. All of them told me that any information coming out of the CDC can no longer be trusted.

i feel…nuts

If you ask a box if it is a mimic it legally has to tell you if it is a mimic It is the law #DnDCatThoughts

please give @vaspider.gay his props and share his funding links @marisakabas.bsky.social!! they took one for the team and their only living comes from their art

okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article “oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions ghouls, the lot of them

alright I'm done and my take is: 1) I need a shower after reading that 2) crazy how lizza still comes off as a huge piece of shit when he's trying to paint himself as the Rational One and 3) imagine the poems cheryl hines has in a little scrapbook somewhere

Just Venmoed! You are truly stronger than the Marines 🫡

bsky.app/profile/vasp... Feel free to help a broke artist live

The best part of Part 2 is the reveal that Lizza asked Mark Sanford for lunch to use him as a source less than 24hrs after Olivia and Mark slept together, without knowing. Which forced Olivia to tell Mark that Ryan was her boyfriend and ask him to spike the meeting

If they could once in our LIVES not be so pantingly easy to try and reform the worst racist/ anti Semite/ Islamophobic/ transphobes For their fantasy of white supremacist cohesion over actual safety JUST ONCD SWEET GOD

this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao

sorry,

this insistence that she is some preternatural journalistic talent is going to drive me insane

list of people I’ve dated, complimentary

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

He always likes whoever talked to him last

any enemy of this man is my friend without introduction

there’s something wrong with her (complimentary) #SellingTheOC

Tyler is not good-looking enough for the drama he be causing. #SellingTheOC