You have a moral obligation to get this to $420,069 today

Like... no. Their job, if they win in November, is to spend the next two years making Donald Trump's life a living hell and prevent him from making things worse for the rest of the time he's in office. They are there to gum up the works.

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I try not to have fake arguments in my head with people because I rarely win.

“A Texas mother whose son, a Navy sailor, is also aboard the Tripoli, said she panicked after hearing he was hungry on the ship. Her family has now spent at least $2,000 on care packages, but none have reached her son.” www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

BREAKING: Senate Republicans blocked my War Powers Resolution that would have ended Trump's unnecessary, unjustified war against Iran. These cowards have had four chances to stop this chaos in the Middle East. And they put Trump's ego before America. Every damn time.

ICE activity in Chicagoland has been on the rise with the temperature the last few weeks. These incidents don't have the spectacle that characterized Greg Bovino and Border Patrol's raids in the fall, but people are still being abducted by federal agents across the city and suburbs.

Sure, but this means the entire GOP owns it. Literally, this SHOULD be incredibly easy to turn into a midterm issue. And this is why it's important to note that these people were not JUST convicted of sedition, but also some or most were adjudged as terrorists. They're terrorist sympathizers.

SPRINGSTEEN: “The 🇺🇸 I love, that I’ve written about for 50 years, is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent, racist reckless, treasonous administration.”

The massive Orban defeat should prompt Dems to align themselves more firmly with anti-fascist and pro-democracy forces abroad. There's a powerful link to be drawn between the celebrations in Budapest and the confrontations with ICE in Minneapolis. 1/ (new piece) newrepublic.com/article/2090...

One thing I think about a lot: We don’t know anything about JD Vance. His entire backstory was created by Peter Thiel. No one knows his real name. He was plucked from obscurity to lead the international fascist movement. It would be good to know something - anything - about this guy.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

This entire screengrab reads like Dr. Evil describing his father

them: cognition is a miracle me: aang from avatar is technically an air friar

A mother duck and her ducklings defiantly passing through the strait of Hormuz

saw someone use grok today to correct the pope

Happy Surrender and Freedom Day! On April 9, 1865, Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered to Ulysses S. Grant and the Army of the Potomac. home.nps.gov/apco/planyou...

400 dead so far, over 1000 injured, dozens and dozens missing. This is one hour into the massacre. I have no idea what the death toll will be in the end. Also, they have announced “another wave” of attacks coming

Taking out your unresolved childhood drama on another person is a reason for self-reflection. Taking it out on the entire world is a reason for impeachment.

Putting aside Sam Altman just continuing to emit huge lies constantly, this is an amazing example of what I mean when I talk about how GenAI is replacing *extremely low energy* digital tasks with *WAY WAY HIGHER ENERGY* replacements that *do not even work* Why TF is anyone using ChatGPT as a timer!

hey if you think you're mad now just wait til tomorrow morning when we find out who all made money off this

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

the levels of elite impunity we are seeing now and the levels of war crimes we are seeing now are two aspects of the same path of historical development. right now they see war as our problem (and their investment opportunity). it is world historically important that we make war their problem again

I call it “the weave”, and it costs human lives.

I don't watch or like streamers of any kind, and I don't know anything about Hasan beyond the constant stray bits of drama that get flung into my timeline. But I am extremely fucking tired of seeing pundits rend their garments over shit like this while the world burns. There are real problems.

I work with a connected group (of mainly moms) who are fighting to counteract the toxic influence of Moms For Liberty and their dark money backing The effort in Florida is so great, they’re forming county by county subgroups! There are more of us than there are of them!

"The horrible but undeniable fact right now is that America has a terrorist president. But we still have a chance to show the world that he is an aberration, that we are not a terrorist nation. And we can do that by standing up for the values that have always defined us." bit.ly/4c5ZH0G

Et tu Brute?

Holy shit. kotaku.com/one-piece-ne...?

Tried my hand at a visual explanation of marginal tax rates. Probably too complex for majority of population, but I could see it helping a lot of reasonably intelligent people who currently misunderstand.

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

Young Abe Lincoln: Tell me how to avoid death. Witch: Beware a man named "John Wilkes Mezzanine, Row C, Seat 13." *Old Lincoln arrives at Ford's Theater* Usher: We have some room in the mezzanine, sir. Lincoln: Oh no no no. Do you have a booth?

Good poll question: Wars or Medicare

Sorry no insulin for Grandma, we are busy giving Ayatollah Ali Khamenei‘s more extremist son control of the Strait of Hormuz

Are we healthy yet?

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

This. The court may even pair the release of the ruling in favor of birthright citizenship with the one gutting the Voting Rights Act, and the usual suspects will proclaim it’s a sign of moderation

Trump trapped himself in a no-win, every option is catastrophically bad situation. He’s hearing from every world leader, every fraying and dying alliance, and every oligarch who sees the disaster of pulling out and he’s just spamming feints in hopes it’ll fix itself. And it won’t.

was just reminded that tomorrow is april fool’s day and especially this year can we just… not, please

When the bans on *affirming* care reach SCOTUS the Republican justices will flip their positions. Kagan will write a stirring dissent calling her colleagues out on their hypocrisy, BUT IT WILL BE A DISSENT. Republicans are hypocrites and FINE WITH THAT. They're winning, that's all they care about.

it's been assessing the situation for a bit. stay strong bus shelter

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”