of course all the chaos is funny and I'm glad that Keir Starmer, a bad person, is having a bad time. but jfc what a waste of two years, what a waste of a majority, what a waste of a once in a generation window to improve things. and now it's just 24/7 infighting, briefing, backstabbing. pathetic

Live update from Wes Streeting Cam, more as it comes

We cannot have a PM with an air of ineffable sadness. We would have no credibility at an international level. Who will believe that this man, who looks like he is watching as a doughnut he was really looking forward to rolls into a puddle, who will believe he could push the button?

Burnham, disembarking Avanti West Coast

You look like a Ren & Stimpy closeup

I have bought so so so many books on the basis of Bluesky.

Get yourself someone who looks at you like Cloud (me) looks at the Phoenix Down someone in the party desperately needs right now.

I know grand balls are exciting events to be invited to, but this is ridiculous

Man spent the entire weekend stress-shitting and re-writing his speech like a text to an ex

I worked with two women who hated each other because one was certain that Michael Jackson was innocent and Woody Allen was guilty and the other was certain Woody Allen was innocent and Michael Jackson was guilty and it felt like when you're in the first area of an RPG and you have to pick a faction

What I'm concerned about, as a taxpayer and father, is a scenario where Zack Polanski somehow transforms into a liquid, like Alex Mack or Eugene Victor Tooms, in order to seep through the door of my Yaris.

absolutely nothing from Starmer on supporting ball inflation, disgusting

Slightly increase a band Ten Inch Nails

guys you're not gonna believe this but one of the reform councillors who won a seat has been dead for a year rofl

You look like someone who uses ChatGPT

A little misleading because Wayne June was against AI training on his voice but he did give permission to the Darkest Dungeon studio before the end, probably to put the team and the fans first. The studio didn't do this, but donated to his family anyway.

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I know grand balls are exciting events to be invited to, but this is ridiculous

Can do, boss! 🫡

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

See this? QRT with your ghost art

Dickhead apparently said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine," but was unaware that the fine would be collected with a series of punches to his skull. Some things money can't buy. www.surfer.com/news/tourist...

it feels bad driving home in silence with a 40k army that just lost. is this what it feels like when a marriage is failing

A Sméagol impression in the year of our Lord 2026 is the biggest ick I can think of

Man I'm so angry at Labour. As if moving to the right was going to do anything other than destroy them. What absolutely fucking stupid dickheads. Doing all this evil shit for nothing

This country. Fuck.

New kid at work asked if i'd ever played Skyrim

that’s him, that’s my boy

Some of the bands are a bit derivative but that's still a harsh indictment of an entire genre

now thats an anecdote with a punch, from Gillian Tett www.ft.com/content/c0ae...

I was already having a shite day, now I hear Taika Watiti is making a Judge Dredd film?

It’s Friday and the news sucks big fat elephant dicks. Lenny says not only to not work too hard, but to buy yourself lots of your favourite crisps and eat them.

Every three minutes on Bluesky today: oh that's a delightful name for a town! Dudly-on-Friendton. I see they have voted for the Murdering Orphans party.

But what would political obsessives want with a competition dominanted by public schoolboys, structured to cater to wealthy pensioners and contested under anarchic rules?

The only politician that every single person in Los Angeles loves, whether they're left or right, is Kenneth Mejia. He's the city controller and his only job is to audit the city budget. That's it. He's just everyone's favorite accountant. He also has a corgi and his billboards look like this:

While it's super super cool we got a mention in Wargames Illustrated with our latest release, I am secretly just very happy that I managed to make a world where the phrase "groin area" is typed in a magazine. Gotta celebrate every win! Have a great weekend all!

Those local election results are making me feel sick as a dog :( fucking people, man.

Extremely funny to me that AAA keeps chasing live service forever games and every other month the biggest sellers are usually the exact opposite of that

Maybe y’all should STAR-t chasing some FOX-es instead of doing a videogames eh. Eh. eh. EH.

I would be entirely fine with anyone buying these being immediately added to the sex offenders' register. Yes, it would almost certainly capture some people who are not technically sex offenders but they would still be the sort of people who buy Meta glasses, and they need to learn somehow.

If you’re trans & born before 2000, when asked who you are you can legit answer: “Do not ask me for a single title, I have crossed millennia under different names and worn more than one form besides. Revered by some and feared by many, I am remembered differently in each age that survives me.”

Sometimes you just need to have a reset and paint the pretty armour on a big bonk

Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.