this dude looks like the memories of Ted Faro you uncover in Horizon Zero Dawn

The only LLM I ever wanna hear about is Long Loooooong Man

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She’s very Dog

I still have a presence at adult swim.

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

When the woman asked the then-CEO why she never got to work with MrBeast, she was allegedly told: “Let’s just say that when you’re around and [MrBeast] goes to the restroom, he’s not actually using the restroom.”

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

“Conservatives are saying this unhinged thing about [GAME/BOOK/MOVIE], isn’t that wild?” No. And why are you making us read it

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

THREAD: The IEA global energy review 2026 * CO2 record high, but growth nearly ground to halt * Clean energy shaved 3bn tonnes off CO2 * Fossil-fuel power pushed into reverse * Age of Electricity "confirmed" * "Extraordinary" solar growth * Batteries up 40% * EVs up 20% 1/10

DOJ demanded voter files from all 50 states. DOJ sued 31 states for refusing their demand. My law firm intervened to protect voters in those cases. DOJ is now 0-5. My firm is 5-0. Lesson: When we fight we win.

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

I don’t even think he’s playing dumb, I think he senses the way the winds are blowing and is trying to backtrack to help his career. Which can only mean one thing Woke 2 is coming babyyyyyyyyyy

This is like a preview of what it's gonna be like When It Happens

The worse a crime you can commit, and the more blatantly you can do it, the more you can demonstrate your impunity to the most foundational laws of human decency. I think this is why child rape is so popular with billionaires.

"There she is!!!" by SamBakZa was posted 22 YEARS AGO today on @newgrounds.com. Happy Anniversary to Doki and Nabi!

You should turn off message content in your notification settings. No real point in using an end to end encrypted app if people can just read the push notification.

This is B'urggnur-Thun, one of the lesser Great Old Ones. You can't eat it. The knowledge that it exists is enough to shred your sanity. To be in its presence is to lose your soul.

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The amazing thing about writing is it's basically time travel and whenever I think about that it blows my mind. It's a genuine miracle. I mean, just think about it: a Chinese general from 2,500 years ago can point out the President of the USA is a fucking idiot. It's incredible.

BREAKING: After a late night at the Capitol to finish out the 2026 legislative session, we could not be more excited to share that WE DID IT! We successfully defeated ALL of the nearly 15 pieces of anti-LGBTQ legislation! Swipe to read our full statement:

Someone at NASA mission control is a Sailor Moon fan www.reddit.com/r/sailormoon...

Being called ma'am by complete strangers in public when I feel like I look disheveled and clocky never ceases to brighten my day immensely. 💜💜💜

There is no award for being The Most Aware And Concerned out of everyone Hold your passions and morals strongly but careful to not mistake showings of outrage and misery for progress And if it's to raise awareness—direction works wonders over chastising someone for not being upset enough

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

I was recently curious about whatever happened with that IBM Watson computer they taught to play Jeopardy. The blurb from wiki is a perfect encapsulation of the past decade in tech.

new video tomorrow ...on youtube 👀

Social movement scholar here to comment on No King again. a 🧵: These protests are important b/c: 1.) as sustained image events, protests offer evidence of continued disapproval of the direction the country is going and disavowal of the country's leadership.

You’re the Calvary #hope

Rumi is gonna have like twelve different hair colors in the next movie

In case you’re wondering if all the talk about ridiculously long airport security lines is overblown, I am currently standing in what I can only describe as something that previously only existed as a satirical bit in Rocco’s Modern Life.

right - “oh my god haven’t you read literally anything else” well, no, they haven’t so you need to start there and ease them into things, and maybe start with TV or movie adaptations of other, better series there’s a good chance they bounce off otherwise

Reading this for no particular reason.

"Harry Potter saved me at the lowest point of my childhood." I believe you. "Unloved outsider discovers what makes him different is what makes him special" saves a lot of kids. That's why that story gets told over & over again. HP happened to be yours. Not the best. Just your 1st. You can let it go.

"Cultural fracking" is a term that will stick with me, completely perfect for this moment in entertainment. Thanks, @secondwindgroup.com.

BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @ajc.com. Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers. www.ajc.com/politics/202...