I feel like Weird Al completely unironically performing “Killing in the Name of” is not a great sign for how society is going.

Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed

Do right wingers realize that dying on the hill of having the “right” to say slurs is very weird, actually? Like, wanting to be rude and hurtful and make everyone uncomfortable is a bizarre compulsion, actually.

This college paper just proves a theory I’ve had for a while now. Fundamentalists never actually make a scientific argument. They are always making a philosophical or theological one. They can not tell the difference. They are taught those are one and the same.

So, I grew up fundamentalist and one time in the third grade I tried to use the Bible as proof that evolution wasn’t real on my science paper. I got a 0%. Anyway, thank God for that, because now I’m an adult and no longer do that. Could you imagine doing that as an adult? That would be crazy.

I refuse to think of any moment of my life as “cringe” anymore. I was either being deeply passionate, needed help, or was engaging in a learning experience. I have not had a single “cringe” moment that doesn’t fit those three categories.

So many of modern Christian men’s problems would be solved if they could just find a healthy relationship with jorkin it. Because y’all either sit in a puddle of shame making weird AI anti jorkin apps, or you become straight up gooners. Just be normal about jorkin. Please! 😭

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

When we were out helping Huntington Citizens Action Group the other day, there was a little girl that was there with her mother. I’m not sure why she, in particular, stood out to me.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

TikTok randomly flagged me as a business account and took away my access to the creator fund because I made a video criticizing JD Vance. I think this is how they are going to start punishing left wing creators

Look… I know that the Supreme Court gave him immunity, but… you gotta put him in jail. Honestly, it is the most humane option at this point. Because historically speaking, when people have big parties while people starve, they tend not to have their heads for very long after.

*puts on tinfoil hat* We are going to have a Candice Owens/ Usha Vance podcast within a year. It will be called “a woman scorned”.

“Taking candy from a baby” used to be shorthand for something cartoonishly villainous. Now it is a major platform for one party of the United States government. Imagine literally being the “taking candy from a baby” party and still thinking you’re the good guys.

Telling my grandchildren that this was Steven Miller.

I just saw a post on a YouGov poll that said “I voted against tr**ny ideology! Not to go to war with Venezuela!” And as a trans person, that is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day. Holy shit, these people. 😂

Of course they are sending money to Argentina. They gotta flee somewhere once all the trials start.

No well paying jobs. No food stamps. No medical care. Government is shut down. Unlimited gambling apps on people’s phones. Lots of access to firearms. A political pressure cooker built by right wing stochastic terrorists. Utter isolation. This is about to end very poorly.

Kalshi and apps like it make me feel sick. Like, maybe we shouldn’t be gambling on all aspects of life, guys. Perhaps that is completely morally bankrupt and we should be ashamed.

Not Cuomo trying to drag the gays into his hatred of Mamdani. 😭 Bro we have nothing to do with this.

I’m showing my Muslim wife the Church of the Rock Easter Plays brb.

To my 6th grade teacher Mr Cohen Who looked like Jim Henson Whose voice boomed in its quietness Who wore sandals no matter what time of year it was Who didn’t get mad when I didn’t stand for the pledge Who had a crimethinc poster on his wall And who taught me I could do anything Thank you

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“Why are they upset about the frog?” Because the frog has power. As silly as it sounds. The frog is not just a good idea. It’s our greatest weapon. And I’m going to explain why… 🧵

He has no beauty He has no class He pepper spray frog in the ass

My newest video is up on YouTube now!

Thank you to those of you who tuned in for the baking stream! Here is the finished product.

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The American medical system is such a farce. I was told repeatedly that my bill would only be $40. Now they are saying it’s $270 and that I need to make payments of at least $82 a month or it goes to collections. Well, here’s my cashapp I guess $OliverSnowContent

The Apple crisp we made on stream today. Remember, baking stream happens every Tuesday at 1:45pm EST

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I will never forget that one time I got kicked out of the Steinbeck museum for being homeless.

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Too many of you children are learning queer theory from the internet instead of from the meanest lesbian you’ve ever met like God intended.

Me at 22- Sure I’ll hang off the side of that moving freight train while eating food from a dumpster. You better put that big unprotected dick in me first tho. Then you can pierce my nose with this safety pin Me now- I went to the Walmart and when I saw the price of hamburger I had a panic attack

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Alright, story time. And this is gonna be a thread. So, yesterday I made breakfast burritos with chorizo. This was, in hindsight, a mistake. But I have a deep love for chorizo. Unfortunately, chorizo does not love me. So at 2:30 this morning my digestive system decided to do a total factory reset

I made a Substack

I see a lot of trans people talking about how they wish they could go back in time and speak to their younger selves but I don’t because then I’d not only have to explain why I’m a man now, but also that martial law is about to be declared because a kid named “Big Balls” got beat up by children.

Streaming at 9:30. Hope to see you there!

Transphobes- All these genders are unnatural Me- Sir, you have obviously never heard of the indomitable asexual nonbinary lizard

The person who put the Labubu on Karl Marx’s grave deserves a spot in MoMA.

There are three types of artists 1) Doot doot. I’m making my little thing. 2) I am meticulous. I am precise. I have slight obsessive compulsive disorder. 3) I AM ANGRY I AM HORNY I JUST HAD AN ECSTATIC VISION FROM GOD AND IF I DONT CREATE SOMETHING IM EITHER GONNA RUN UP A CREDIT CAR OR 💀 MYSELF!

I feel like I’d drink more water if I could install some sort of hamster water bottle in my work station so I could shlorp it when the hyperfixation hits

Idk man, it seems to me that Frog and Toad are suspiciously insistent that they are just friends