I, Jordan Henderson, got a yellow card and a terrible injury in the legendary 2026 match against Mexico at the Azteca While playing, right?

Referee pal: That is not a fucking penalty.

Agent ready to take your call right now, other clubs.

Club are taking one step back to go three forward. Let's hope so anyway. #NUFC

Invest money in your business ❌ Equal prize money for equal performance ❌ Emergency rule changes ✅ Forced to sell your best players ✅ Tapping up via social media ✅ Less televised league games so less money ✅ Self serving media who won’t tell it how it is ✅ Welcome to the whole new ⚽️ game.

Well said. Also, on a different tack... Do I know if it's a normal foul or a red/yellow offence? ❌ Do I know when it's a handball offence? ❌ Do I know when a goalie is impeded or not? ❌ Do I care if someone is half an inch offside? ❌ Do I know how injury time is calculated? ❌

Andy's Man Club is a lifesaving organisation. If you know a guy who's struggling, help them to walk through the door. Tea, grub, and people to listen #nufc

They need to get serious about tapping up rules. No talking to player agents without permission. None of this "he has already agreed terms" bullshit.

I don't want to hear another word about how much white European visitors are enjoying ranch dressing while team officials, Africa's top referee, and now one of the world's most celebrated fans are turned away from the World Cup. The USA is an utterly unfit host — it's as simple as that

Going with materface and Dixon again ITV? It's 10pm.

115 charges and you’re allowed to buy a player for £130m that someone else had to sell to avoid 1 charge? Makes sense 👍🏻 meantime, we’re working out which of our best players we can let go for the most money after qualifying for the CL - again.

115 Charges FC making record signings for a player we had to sell to avoid a minor PSR breach that would have seen us deducted points. Football totally isn’t broken.

I'm confident nobody will share this.

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

It's a hot day, I'd love to go for a swim in the sea. It's a shame it's had sewage discharged into it nearly everyday this year. It's June.

Yeah, Fab fanned the publicity flames that meant Is*k would be impossible to keep. Edwards was accurately reporting intent atom NUFC execs, but Fab is essentially running influence campaigns.

Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19

Ironic really, Lukaku being subbed off against Iran because he cannot, in fact, run.

Happy Father's Day 🖤

Introducing the new stadium range isn't the win we're looking for. Although is lush. #NUFC

Oh yeah. Bumped into someone senior at the club today (not fair to name, sorry). There’s annoyance & frustration at the deal not happening first off, which is the important thing, but also recognition that it doesn’t look good. They have to get on with it though.

100%. They can spaff a few extra million because the SCR rules are massively stacked in their favour. We can't, because they are stacked against us - as all rules have been since the takeover. It's a shame more people can't see beyond the agent/journo/ITK noise. But hey ho...

Anywhere I can watch England game without matterface and dullard Dixon?

The hardest part of parenting is trying to deal with the idiot parents of your kids' friend and their inability to provide any kind of common sense whatsoever.

It would be better if over 60s were banned from Facebook. That radicalisation of that generation, by that platform, is the bigger threat to society.

Trying to understand the logic of Trafford/Jaouen as a pairing. Obviously both huge talents. Trafford more ready to be a number one now, but he doesn’t have a good year of top flight football behind him. Both would benefit from working with an experienced keeper, rather than the other. #nufc

Always love seeing people interacting with great art, and I was really pleased with this shot of Hockney’s finest at the Tate Britain in early 2020.

The government needs to leave X. EVERYONE needs to leave X.

The media are the true terror of our time. Able to manipulate elections, install people to, and remove them from power, control and threaten governments and consistently sow division throughout society. They care only for the billionaires, primarily their owners. There is no impartially anymore.

Hi, I'm not getting too involved in this transfer window... Also, I've just tracked a flight on flight radar. I just can't help myself! #nufc

It's good we have Anthony Davidson describing to us what he's seeing on his screen seeing as the TV director doesn't want to show us any actual replays. Again. 😔 #skyf1 #monacogp #f1

#F1 is totally broken. Remove Monaco.

I remember when Zack Polanski RT'd a person criticising the Police's excessive use of force. He was publicly condemned by the MET Chief as if he had committed a serious crime. Nigel Farage incites riots, AGAIN, and we have complete silence.

Shame on Annabel Denham defending Farage on @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social in contrast to those respecting Henry's family wishes and showing sensitivity & understanding, seeking genuine solutions not more violence. The words of the father of Charlie, a victim of knife-crime, were heartbreaking & powerful

#NUFC TRANSFER DAILY! ⚫️⚪️🎙️ 👀 Abde Ezzazouli top target? 🔍 Stats & why he is perfect to replace Gordon! 🤝 What I’ve heard about his price tag. 🗣️ Lamine Cámara talks. 🗞️ Patreon newsletter on recruitment model! YT: youtu.be/Wq3totpbTvw?... Ad-free: www.patreon.com/posts/159805...

Anyway I hope you all have a great time watching the 1936 olympics I mean the world cup.

Cheaty comes fair you daft bastad #nufc

It’s been a long, long season for all these footballers. They’ve entertained us but their bodies have been running on empty for months now and will be dangerously exhausted. Pleased that they’re going to get a good break and come back recharged and ready to go again in August. Summer well, lads.

Gordon's send off is a message to players. The message is "We can help you be elite " (... and the Isak thing wasn't our fault) #nufc

It's here! Santa's been! Genuinely one of the highlights of the off season for #nufc fans. This is pro-level insight into the transfer-window possibilities. I am even prepared to overlook Kev's repeated use of 'math' instead of 'maths'. Warning for now, but next time's it's a yellow card...

Dear #NUFC moaners. The season is now over. You don't even need to limit yourselves to a day off lads. You can take several months!!

30 mins for Neave? #nufc

🤍 #FulhamFC Tactical Thread 🤍 Final tactical preview of the season... and what a season it's been. Watched Wolves-Fulham 1-1. These are dangerous in attack but Andersen is a huge miss. #NUFC

Historic day. The first blue player to score at Wembley.

Big Nick pulls himself

As usual, you think you’ve had too much Barclays. However, the last few weeks come around and you realise you’ve not had enough.

We were pretty good and Anderson scored a really good goal. Don't see the point in having a meltdown.