In amongst all the #NUFC fun and games in town before Saturday's match, it dawned on me how chillingly accurate Sam Fender's lyrics in Hypersonic Missiles now are...

People are like "you should be more pissed off about the football result" but the thing is, I'm already pissed off about *checks notes* pretty much everything in the world. The football is my escape from that. #nufc #thefootball

fwiw i don't like the fa cup being on subscription channels. let us have at least that for nowt. #NUFC

Tindall is such a peacock, man. #nufc

💎 #MCFC Tactical Thread 💎 The Premier League has evolved, and so have City. They've surrendered some control in exchange for attacking open spaces in transition. I've down way too many of these for City this season, so I'll it high level this time- #NUFC

Threat Level (off Twitter) had me panicking as he's suggested annual season ticket payments are being collected today. I've just called the box office who have confirmed emails are going out Monday and if you're like me and wanting to swich to monthly payments, you need to do it Monday. #NUFC

My rubbish iPhone finally gave up the ghost, and I’m back to the even older one. Of course setting it up was a pain, lost loads of passwords etc, so can any Toon fan who was following me before do so on this new account please? HTL #NUFC

Oh yes please. Sunday teatime treat. #LOVEJOY

I think that's the biggest swing I've ever had in a game from being absolutely finished with football to shouting and screaming in delight and upsetting the neighbours. Magic. #nufc

We’ve had plenty of downs this year & we've been well off it in the league. But at the heart of this group we have something very special ... and at the centre of it is Eddie Howe. Let’s not be too quick to throw that away. #nufc

(Morgan Freeman narrator voice): He did not, of course, turn it off.

That was fun. Emotional kernel topped up. #NUFC

Wish football was fun. Not like an episode of EastEnders Don't want to be an emotional husk after watching the match. #NUFC

"The Epstien Wars, Begun they have."

🔴 #MUFC Tactical Thread 🔴 When our fixture list is the way it's been, I welcome any opportunity to double dip on scouting opponents. My oppo preview for Everton just happened to be against Man Utd- #NUFC

45 mins more grapple-fest in the Leeds v the Mackems game... Resulting in one shot on target all half. When are these dozy PGMOL fuckers going to realise that they are killing the PL? #NUFC

Some financial musings on missing out on Europe 🧵 #nufc The media mutterings is that it's Europe or bust. Whilst being in the CL each year would be lovely the reality is only Arsenal and City (Liv?) can guarantee that. For the rest of us we have to be more pragmatic and the club will be.

NEW #NUFC VIDEO! ⚫️⚪️🎙️ 📊 The stats that show the team is broken… 😬 What are they good at this season? 👀 Is Nick Woltemade being treated unfairly? 🧤 Bart Verbruggen links! YT: youtu.be/H9IENSJRgBQ?... Ad-free: www.patreon.com/posts/152032...

So, the Premier League part of this season is clearly going to be a disappointment. I have more than a few thoughts on this. 1. I'm still an Eddie Howe fan, but it's clear that his best skill - individual player development - is incompatible with the kind of calendar that we had this year. (1/8)

#EFC Tactical Thread 🔵 Watched Everton-Man United. Feel like Everton were hard done a little bit, but also don't think either side deserved to win. Here's the breakdown ahead of their visit to SJP. #NUFC

Lmao

Hannah Spencer, newly elected MP for Gorton and Denton, said: "Because working hard used to get you something. "But now, what does that get you? "Instead of working for a nice life, we're working to line the pockets of billionaires."

Two years, a massive majority you could have done something with at scale, and they weren’t sensible enough to hammer home quick wins for the traditional base. Instead, courted those who’ll *never* vote Labour, and lost people like me who had knocked on doors for them for decades. Well done, lads.

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Two wins in the next two and this will look red hot. #NUFC

A reminder, one day ahead of a by-election in which the Greens are favourites to defeat Reform, that the Daily Mail owner's wife recently donated £50,000 to Nigel Farage's party

Probably not worth over analysing a game in a tie that was stone dead before kick off and then buried down a mineshaft after only 6 mins. Through to the next round, to literally nobody’s surprise. #NUFC

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Reform planning on going into the next election promising to: - scrap sick pay for low earners - allow workers shifts to be cancelled with no notice - ensure tenants can be evicted from a home near their children’s schools without any reason

"...and there's been another arrest for misconduct in public office but for who Chris Kamara?"

Got loads of complaints about the decisions in that game but no complaints about the team #NUFC

#MCFC Tactical Thread 💎 I've watched City countless times the past couple of months. Here's the broad strokes ahead of their clash with #NUFC at the Etihad.

Aidan Harris, #NUFC's goalkeeper, just (inadvertently) doubled Newcastle's lead with a clearance from a good 70-80 yards, which got caught in the wind & which Alexander Borto in the #FFC goal could not backtrack quickly enough to save.

Looks like the mags are flying back overnight. 4amish at Newcastle airport. Thursday massages and then media and training Friday. Eddie Howe's never ending tour. #nufc

#NUFC A friendly reminder that the KO is 5:45 GMT. Only popping this on here as my brother just reminded me.

Seattle Seahawks decline White House invitation!

Rich man beating down on the poor again. Fuck knows why any ordinary person believes this mob has their best interests at heart. I wish people would look beyond the dog whistle rhetoric they come out with and look at what they really want to do. There’s a reason rotten Tories are flocking there…🤔

⚫️🔵 #QarabagFK Tactical Thread ⚫️🔵 First leg of the Champions League playoff at the Tofiq Bəhramov Stadium. Watched the tape and their 6-0 loss at Anfield. They looked decent early playing their preferred approach before eventually caving. Here's the breakdown. #NUFC

The only question worth asking at these incredibly flash Reform press conferences that take place every week now, is who is paying for all of this and what do they want in return bsky.app/profile/pete...

NEW #NUFC VIDEO! ⚫️⚪️🎙️ 🤔 Who are Qarabag & how tough will the tie be? 👀 James Trafford’s comments. 🧤Will he be a summer target? 🤕 Could Joelinton return in Baku? My starting XI! YT: youtu.be/m5V19QOXJuM?... Ad-free: www.patreon.com/posts/150987...

I’m not massively into football or even #NUFC merchandise - have never owned a replica shirt etc but I have to say these trackie tops are something else - they’re a classic-

If we get through against Qarabag we will have played 34 games in 18 weeks between 22nd November and 22nd March 5 vs Man City #nufc

Morning. #NUFC

Here’s some of young Charlie’s free kicks. He’s getting that dip in, mind. www.instagram.com/p/DUvh917AKL...

Time for this fella to get an airing me thinks #NUFC

Also, I’M A FULLY PAID UP MEMBER OF THE EDDIE HOWE CULT AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT. #InEddiewetrust #NUFC

Perfection. Happy birthday Nick. Fuck off ref. #NUFC

First ever lino cut print. Could only really be Sir Bobby Robson. That photo in the rain, umbrella in hand, Champions League night, Barcelona. Always gets me 🥲. Still learning, but loved the process. Limited to 10 prints. Available soon #nufc

Basic expectation is that the new hire remembers the password to the Bluesky account. Seems it gets lost every few weeks.

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