Mandatory to repost this it seems. What I never really understand is why the player’s agent doesn’t just ring up a few clubs and say ‘would you be interested in signing my client’ - there can’t be that many clubs in a position to offer him more money than #NUFC Are they just lazy fuckers?

Into the fourth week of this WC and the mouthwatering games keep coming.

Why do people who play very loud music in cars with the windows down, always listen to Tesco Techno?

Spurs Stadium is the new Coutinho.

Sell an over rated ex gambling addict for £90m. Use that money to get in two promising youngsters with something to prove. Use his wages to give Bruno a bumper new contract. Create an opportunity for Miley to get proper game time in his best position. All good stuff. #NUFC

#NUFC needed a refresh. Think there was a sort of job done mentally is some quarters after we won the LC. Selling side of the equation going well, just need to get the buying bit right. A decent bid for NW would be helpful.

Been a day to remind us so much is fixed to maintain the status quo. So the question is, what aspect of the game have the cartel not yet rigged in their favour that #NUFC can use to their advantage. I’m struggling to get beyond team spirit and atmosphere.

Invest money in your business ❌ Equal prize money for equal performance ❌ Emergency rule changes ✅ Forced to sell your best players ✅ Tapping up via social media ✅ Less televised league games so less money ✅ Self serving media who won’t tell it how it is ✅ Welcome to the whole new ⚽️ game.

Seems to be an assumption that just because PIF have a lot of money they be should be acting like benefactors not businessmen. Not sure where this idea came from, don’t recall them ever saying they were going to do the financial doping thing. #NUFC

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The media obsession with stories about other clubs buying our best players this summer, is (at least in part) down to giving in to the 💩 last summer. It created a narrative that #NUFC are weak and will capitulate if enough pressure is applied. The club have got to stand this firm this time.

The PL has the longest transfer window in Europe at 79 days, two weeks more than any other European league. Globally, only the Saudi PL has a longer window. It’s all about feeding the media and helping rich clubs. The window should be 6 weeks and shut before the season starts. The PL is shit.

Clubs should not be allowed to negotiate with a player they want to sign until the club owning his registration accept a bid - no exceptions.

Germany essentially guaranteed to finish top of Group E, wonder if Woltemade might get start tonight? #NUFC

Haven’t noticed any five minute long VAR reviews at the WC.

Saka is such a limited player. Effective but only good at two things, very quick over two yards and got a good shot. Why don’t we produce flair players anymore?

World Cup group stage…. a total of 72 games to reduce the field from 48 to 32 teams.

Not arsed about Tonali going as long as we find a club stupid enough to pay £90m+ and he fucks off asap. If he was called Steve Brown there would be zero hype about him. #NUFC

Perhaps a bullet dodged, given the post war roll call of gingers who have played for #NUFC Paul Sweeney Gary Megson Billy Askew Nicky Butt Jack Colback Mike Hooper Stevie Watson an honourable exception.

Transfers getting hijacked isn’t anything new or unusual. Keane shook hands with Kenny Dalglish to sign for Blackburn back in 93, then went and had a game of snooker with SAF. Eze dumped on Spurs. Money talks, always has. What’s changed is the SM circus that now accompanies every transfer. #NUFC

Being good sellers isn’t about playing nice, it’s about screwing every last penny out of buying clubs. #NUFC

Don’t mind players seeking moves but had my fill of Tonali’s public whoring. We backed you when you fucked up, show us some respect. Hope #NUFC don’t cave in to the media pressure shit stirring again this summer. £90m on the table before he can speak to any other club.

Tino hadn’t played for #NUFC since early April due to injury - should never have been selected for the WC.

No smoke without fire, is a redundant idiom in the age of engagement farming.

All gone very quiet on the settlement agreement #NUFC are supposedly making with UEFA for breaching their financial regulations.

Many reasons for the general apathy towards the WC, but over saturation is probably the big one. UCL, UC, conference league, nations league and the club World Cup added an extra 780 games to the calendar last season.

Home kits are about more than aesthetics, they send out a message about the club. Our new kit says Sunday league team. Can see it getting axed, if anybody at #NUFC has the guts to admit it’s a total fuck up.

Only one thing worse than the front of the new #NUFC home kit. I’m OK with ‘alternative’ takes on the standard B&W stripes (only for one season after all) but shite is shite. Must be a 1000s of amateurs who could come up with something better than this dross.

50k signed up to the #NUFC ST waiting list. Was probably a way of measuring demand for the new stadium.

Another summer of the cartel clubs stockpiling every decent available player beckons. Been more about them not letting anyone else have them for a while.

More machine officialdom incoming 🤮

Don’t think I have cared about England winning since Italia 90.

Not sure I like this grown up version of football where players who want to play for another club are lavished with praise. In the real world I bear AG no ill will, but in the world of football any player who thinks they are too good for #NUFC can FO. Scar tissue from last summer?

These exit interviews / video things are proper shite, nothing more than PR schmooze. Bit like dumping your partner for somebody richer and better looking, then posting a video on Insta about special you think they are. 🤮 #NUFC

The Howe debate really boils down to what kind of support we are. He saved us from relegation and followed that up with three excellent seasons and a trophy. What kind of support turns on him after a summer wrecked by a rat and one below par league* campaign? *we did very well in the cups #NUFC

Few bits of stuff in the below that may be of interest. #NUFC www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

#NUFC will go into next season 8th in terms of revenue. Is finishing 26/27 in 8th a realistic objective or should we be finishing higher?

Was pondering on the merits of going for Wan-Bissaka - working on the assumption he’d be a good squad player and probably nearing the end of his contract, IE cheap. Turns out he signed a seven year contract with WH and has five years left on his contract - madness.

Far too much is being made of today’s performance. 54 games in, nothing much to play for, key players out and others with one eye on the World Cup - something a bit half arsed was always on the cards. We couldn’t wait for the season to end, why would the players feel any differently? #NUFC

Disorganised end to disjointed campaign and probably the worst PL season ever - whole thing has been dross. Some serious work for #NUFC to do over the summer.

Last game of the season, nowt to play for and forecast to be 30c at Craven Cottage tomorrow - a testimonial like game seems likely. #NUFC

The Mail are shitting themselves at the prospect of Burnham being PM.

May as well pin this.

Osula taking a bit of flack for the Michael Jackson malarkey. Bit stupid but harmless, kind of nice to see a footballer with a personality in the age of media trained robots. #NUFC

Lot been made of tactics and all that this season, but the biggest problem has been individual players making bad decisions / poor passes. #NUFC

Not watching the FA Cup final on account of it being just another game between two teams who have gained sporting advantage through spending vast amounts of money. Seen it too many times. Boring as fuck.

First 280 words of Streeting's resignation letter are about how amazing he thinks he is - what a wanker.

For our last two games would like to see… Woltemade, Wissa, Ramsey, Elanga and Sahar start. Thiaw rested. And 442 #NUFC

Do Bluetooth turntables defeat the object of listening to analogue recordings? Also, if recently pressed vinyl is cut from a digital master (not tape) are they analogue at all?