First 280 words of Streeting's resignation letter are about how amazing he thinks he is - what a wanker.

For our last two games would like to see… Woltemade, Wissa, Ramsey, Elanga and Sahar start. Thiaw rested. And 442 #NUFC

Do Bluetooth turntables defeat the object of listening to analogue recordings? Also, if recently pressed vinyl is cut from a digital master (not tape) are they analogue at all?

Last time a UK government was elected with more than 50% of the popular vote was 1935. 90 years the country has been ran by a government the majority of the population didn’t want. FPTP is a shit form of democracy.

Wonder if Villa are going to chuck tonight’s game too.

World Cup starts 11 June Transfer window opens 15 June Does this negate the hope of getting our business done early? #NUFC

Can the UEFA cup still be considered a major trophy? With 36 teams now qualifying for the CL, the quality of the UC has dropped off a cliff.

A player desperate to leave and an owner looking to sell, apparently. #NUFC

This season has been a total crapshoot. There’s 12 teams who are about the same level. Luck, momentum and the strains of extra European games have determined league position. Can’t wait for it be over and get on with the #NUFC rebuild.

Early goal and a fully committed performance today please. #NUFC

So Gabriel wasn’t shown a red because he ‘did not pull his head back first and create space before driving it forward’ Funny how the same rule didn’t apply to Fabian Schär. #NUFC www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

PGMOL Handbook > Head Butts A head butt is always considered violent conduct and the offending player shown a straight red, unless the player committing the foul plays for one of our favoured clubs.

The strikers involved in the Isak transfer shit show haven’t had much luck. AI - 2 goals and a broken ankle YW - 1 goal and a knackered knee HE- 11 goals and a ruptured Achilles NW - 7 goals and can’t get a game Amazing how much bad karma one person’s rotten behaviour can create. #NUFC

Still undecided on Howe. We have played the whole season without a goal scorer - kind of thing that spreads pressure throughout the team. What I don’t get is why he won’t give Wissa and Woltemade more game time. The former is a poacher, the latter brings some much needed guile. #NUFC

Reckon we should abandon our press, keep it tight, flood the midfield and go long against Bournemouth.

Going to be some back peddling when NUFC beat Bournemouth on Saturday.

Season a right off. May as well give our new signings the remaining games to prove their worth? #NUFC

There wasn’t a better side today, the result owed more to random moments than superior play / tactics. A lot of our games this season have been like this, fairly even contests decided by not much at all. Probably reflects what the PL league has become - an attritional crapshoot. #NUFC

Bottom line, #NUFC have been consistently poor all season and are getting worse not better. Need to scrape four points asap and reset in the summer.

‘Elite’ managers don’t grow on trees, probably been less than ten in the history of the game. Alex Ferguson Brian Clough Rinus Michels Johan Cruyff Valeriy Lobanozslyi + some others from way back #NUFC

“Maguire is my selection ahead of Newcastle United's Dan Burn, who has struggled on his England appearances” Has Burn struggled for England? #NUFC www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Sweden finished last in their World Cup qualification group, but make it to the finals by virtue of winning the Stockholm under 12’s hopscotch championship. Football gets a little bit more shit every day.

Don’t know what to make of the latest accounting trickery and associated blurb from our CEO, but none of it seems to have much to do with kicking a ball around a pitch. #NUFC

It’s clear many have no respect for Howe’s managerial record or gratitude for all he has done for #NUFC Instead of rallying round when the going gets a little difficult they have turned on him It fucking stinks and part of why we have been shit most of the last 50 years Hope he resigns tomorrow

Season in nutshell. Too many sloppy passes Too many bad on pitch decisions Too many cheap goals conceded #NUFC

Grand total of one 3pm kick off in the PL today.

Bit of an oddball but what a sportsman. That he has never won SPOTY tells us what a load of middle class shite that is. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooke...

What odds the Dome of the Rock is hit by a missile in a false flag operation?

That was a proper thumping and no doubt some will be sharpening thier favourite knives. There was though nothing between the sides for 135 minutes - really is nothing more than a shallow squad who have played a huge amount of games running out of energy, grit and determination. #NUFC

Ref has given every single marginal decision in Barcas favour in the first half - literally playing 12 men. Fuck you ref - we ain’t done yet. #NUFC

Ref accidentally booking a Barca player. #NUFC

No added time in the CFC game. Clear proof the officials just pluck a figure from thin air depending on the circumstances.

Respect the ball

Football agents should be banned from personally benefiting when their clients change clubs.

Apart from arse away our last 8 games are all very winnable. Possibly not far away from a full squad to pick from soon - a run of form and an OK season is still on. If we can squeeze past Barca, possibly more than OK #NUFC

CFC should be docked points for bringing the game into disrepute for their conduct today The referee is in charge and can stand wherever they want, Chelsea players collectively intimidating/ humiliating him in front of a global audience is a disgrace Their manager is a pretentious knobhead too

Why wasn’t Cole Palmer booked for simulation when he stood on Woltemade’s foot and pretended to be injured? #NUFC

Is Ramsdale’s ability to trap a ball starting to show its worth? Today’s opponents gave up pressing the keeper today as it was a waste of time, with NP they don’t. Adds a bit more calmness to our game? #NUFC

Why is our game on Sunday a 5.30 kick off? #NUFC

Looks like (after a lot of fiddling) Howe has decided to go back to the tried and tested pace & press up front for what’s left of the season. Not sure what to make of that really, pragmatic probably sums it up. Big decisions to be made in the summer re player trading. #NUFC

Will have been said many times tonight, but Hall is growing into a world class player. Won’t be long before the client media start shit stirring. #NUFC

That’s a foul on Hall that prevented him ‘cutting’ the cross out. #NUFC

Commentators often mention how high up the away supporters are at SJP, but never the thousands of the home fans who also sit in L7. Lazy cliches. #NUFC

FIFA to have ad breaks during hydration breaks in the WC. Thin end of the edge, be ads during VAR reviews next, then when subs are made etc. At some point the people who run football are going to make it unwatchable.

The main reason football has become too complicated is the constant reinterpretation of the laws to justify giving certain teams favourable decisions. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Osula is definitely better down the right. #NUFC

I can live we the season we are having, but can’t accept a refereeing performance like that - card happy incompetent arsehole. Only a few weeks since the officiating shit show at Villa Park. The PGMOL are a disgrace. #NUFC

Hard to pick a starting eleven atm so went with three principles. Pope in poor form and Ramsdale has better distribution. Trips needs a rest. May as well give our new forward line a chance to gel. #NUFC

May as well do away with open play and just take corners instead. 10 per side (20 if your Varpool) with an ad break between each one.

Has any PL team played more games in all competitions than #NUFC this season? With a run to EFL semis, still in the FA Cup and the CL play offs, be surprised if any team in Europe has played more.