I know there’s a good chance my name won’t get picked out of a ballot but why on earth has a stadium been chosen to host a European final that has ‘restricted view’ seats?

Had a mad dream last night that we’d made forest look like a pub team and I’d paid as much for a flight to turkey as my son did last month to get to Australia.

Flights and hotel booked. Istanbul, here we come.

Once again, Lego-head allowed to chase people down the touch line and the fourth official does nothing.

Never left a game on 70 before but if the players can’t be arsed, then neither can I.

It’s all well and good throwing this game if we win Thursday but man alive, this is as bad as I’ve seen.

No excuses here. Second to every ball, don’t look bothered. Should be fined by the premier league for lack of competition

I’m growing increasingly confident for the win. 👍🏻

Post of the day and it’s only 8 o’clock. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hate the journey to Portman Road so to see them wrapping this up within the first ten minutes is a disappointment

Awful it is.

Digne has been nervy if I’m being generous. Awful if I’m not.

Karen Carney willing forest to go through.

Less than three hours now til the inevitable meltdown that the team sheet will cause.

Come on then Newcastle. You’ve taken centre stage so don’t let us all down now.

Anyone tell me how Leon Bailey is earning a living as a premier league footballer?

Bloody hell forest. 😳

The only sentence more likely to end in disappointment, is ‘we will go second if we win today’ before a Villa game.

Is it me or is Liam Delap an awful footballer who looks completely out of his depth playing in the premier league?

This gets truer as the weeks go on.

As a Smiths fan, had to tip my hat at the ‘Panic on the streets in London’ banner.

Fuck off sancho

A notable thing about yesterday, the atmosphere was decent. Considering the tie was over after 25 minutes, the singing kept going. Hope we sweep the Mackams aside with similar ease now. 🙏🏻

Oh, Leeds. Superb

Losing to a team who can’t score would be peak Aston Villa to be fair.

Waste of space Bailey.

Not sure what I enjoyed most about yesterday. Eating meat after giving it up for Lent, Arsenal losing or Liverpool being spanked with PSG still to come. Tough choice 🤔

🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪😡

We should be far more embarrassed that we were humiliated by Chelsea than the wolves loss.

Stick with me kids, I’ll learn you something 👍🏻

I’ve long thought Chelsea were a horrible club going back to the 80s with their NF union flags but I’ve often quite liked their managers. Thank you Liam Rosenior for allowing me the complete loathing of the club again.

Not for a second did I think Chelsea and Liverpool don’t get three points this weekend. We live to fight another day. 🫣

Goodbye Manchester , see you in May. 🥲

Absolute Rat

Bailey is a pure joker

No idea what we’ve got to do to get a foul here

Awful refereeing. Protecting the sky 6.

🤣🤣

Newcastle should immediately do a huddle at the entrance to the tunnel.

Come on the Mags!!!

Used to really enjoy Liam rosenior’s punditry but he’s now trying his best to break in to my mangers I can’t abide list.

These rangers fans with their spider man masks on the pitch. 🤣🤣🤣

Which human behaviour expert told Ryan air that people feel calmer waiting on a stairwell than sitting in the seats at the gate? Drives me mad.

This is absolute bliss. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Said after wolves beundia and Bailey should be nowhere near the starting 11 and we’ve been walloped in a mustn’t lose game. Watkins pivotal miss too after having a stinker the last couple of games.

Leeds fans booing the stoppage in play for the Muslim players to break their fast, is the most Leeds united thing ever.

As if tonight couldn’t get any worse. Stationary on the M6.

Right, here we go. Been going to wolves for three decades and I’ve never seen us win. Best we’ve had is a draw. Come on me babbies, break the duck.

Anyone explained how Man united carry on regardless with a debt of £1.3b but Villa and NUFC are wheeling and dealing and losing their best players each summer? I can’t get my head round it.

Can’t understand why he didn’t start Watkins and Tammy from the off. Bottom line is 8 point from 9 dropped in the last 3 home games against opposition that we should be beating.