115 charges and you’re allowed to buy a player for £130m that someone else had to sell to avoid 1 charge? Makes sense 👍🏻 meantime, we’re working out which of our best players we can let go for the most money after qualifying for the CL - again.

Bit of victim blaming going on here. Instead of addressing the imbalanced system which can NEVER EVER be balanced in the current rules, it’s the same old tired “just try making more money, guys” argument that big 6 fanbases wang on about. #AVFC #NUFC www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

I see Fabrizio is being paid to try unsettle Morgan Rogers now. Must be bored of selling Newcastle’s players for them, so it’s our turn. 👍🏻 if he goes to Arsenal, I hope we squeeze every penny out of them.

Happy Father’s Day to me! Actually @noscoredraws.com , does this mean they do respect me as a dad or they don’t?

Danny Murphy on one channel and Lee Dixon on the other. 🙄

If I ever get imposter syndrome or doubts of whether I’m good enough to lead a school, I remember Lee Dixon has carved out a 20 year commentary career with no aptitude for it all.

Never heard anything less self aware than the Arsenal pundit on talk sport telling the listeners he can’t understand why people in England didn’t want them to win.

Losers embrace

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fake teeth, fake hair, shit penalty.

Champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chose to dress up for the final

Villa has always been a club for the people of brum so it’s sad to see they’ve adopted a ‘don’t want to pay the price hike, there’s plenty that will’ attitude. Two of my kids that have ST and good jobs and I’ll still end up subsidising them. Where do Villa think the next gen is going to come from

I’ve got to the age of 51, having been to Selhurst Park many times, without knowing they’ve got a hard core of fascist supporters. Videos look horrendous.

File under ‘I’d struggle to remember him ever having been at the club in two year’s time’

@mjt1974.bsky.social you're very welcome

Disappointed the most successful campaign in decades is over and I’m yet to see the repost of the dude who wanted Emery sacked. Come on whoever keeps reposting it, let’s see it in its full glory one last time.

Let it all sink in. Europa league winners. 4th in the premier league and clear of Liverpool by 5 points. Miles away from free spending Chelsea. What a season.

If that isn’t the most Aston Villa thing ever, I don’t know what is. Ruined Pep’s farewell with a team off a three day bender. Got to love this club. See you next season.

Back in brum. Got one day to get through and then it’s half term. Could be a long 24 hours…….

Well if the players are feeling anything like as knackered as me, lump your life savings on Man City to win by 3 goals or more. Istanbul, it’s been an absolute pleasure.

Why are Villa having a parade when none of the fans who’ve been out here will make it back by then? Absolute head scratcher

🎶🎵Istanbul, Istanbul, I am coming. 🎶🎵

What a shock, Lego head nearly in the centre circle and the fourth official looking the other way.

To be fair if you’re conceding goals scored by a Michael Jackson tribute act, you deserve relegation.

Do the managers not wear a suit for the FA cup final any more? Scruffy buggers.

Thoughts for UE’s back room team who are currently wading through 12,345 hours of game footage of a team who I didn’t know existed until last week.

I could cry, just been sent a final ticket code.

I said if we didn’t get 4 points from Fulham, spurs and Burnley we didn’t deserve champions league. We’ve got 1.

You couldn’t make it up.

If jaidon Anthony isn’t in the squad for Burnley today it’s because we’ve just passed him broken down on the motorway.

I know there’s a good chance my name won’t get picked out of a ballot but why on earth has a stadium been chosen to host a European final that has ‘restricted view’ seats?

Had a mad dream last night that we’d made forest look like a pub team and I’d paid as much for a flight to turkey as my son did last month to get to Australia.

Flights and hotel booked. Istanbul, here we come.

Once again, Lego-head allowed to chase people down the touch line and the fourth official does nothing.

Never left a game on 70 before but if the players can’t be arsed, then neither can I.

It’s all well and good throwing this game if we win Thursday but man alive, this is as bad as I’ve seen.

No excuses here. Second to every ball, don’t look bothered. Should be fined by the premier league for lack of competition

I’m growing increasingly confident for the win. 👍🏻

Post of the day and it’s only 8 o’clock. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hate the journey to Portman Road so to see them wrapping this up within the first ten minutes is a disappointment

Awful it is.

Digne has been nervy if I’m being generous. Awful if I’m not.

Karen Carney willing forest to go through.

Less than three hours now til the inevitable meltdown that the team sheet will cause.

Come on then Newcastle. You’ve taken centre stage so don’t let us all down now.

Anyone tell me how Leon Bailey is earning a living as a premier league footballer?

Bloody hell forest. 😳

The only sentence more likely to end in disappointment, is ‘we will go second if we win today’ before a Villa game.

Is it me or is Liam Delap an awful footballer who looks completely out of his depth playing in the premier league?