Can’t understand why he didn’t start Watkins and Tammy from the off. Bottom line is 8 point from 9 dropped in the last 3 home games against opposition that we should be beating.

Gabriel losing his shit is the best thing I’ll see all week.

This is joyous

Every year my eldest daughter has me going Vegan for Lent. We’re 12 hours in to the 40 days and I’m already feeling weak. Discovered years ago that Guinness is vegan friendly. 😅

Because a rainy Sunday isn’t depressing enough, I watched the goals back. Has there been a poorer captains performance than Digne’s? Should’ve been sent off, should’ve conceded a penalty and couldn’t defend.

When I’m made chief of the premier league - surely only a matter of time - any team that can’t sell out an away end, will start the season on -10 points. So watch out Fulham, Bournemouth and Brighton, I’m coming for you.

What a farcical decision.

It’s a tough choice between two managers I can’t abide, but good luck Pep, get out of there with the three points.

Bailey stunk the gaff out second half. Awful.

Hard man Remoro, out for another three games. #nob

Let’s see what this Bournemouth Guinness is like then.

Is kerkez the worst signing of the season?

Who in their right mind thinks adama traore is keeping you up? Apart from getting greased up like a stripper every game, I’ve never seen him do anything.

Anyone who saw the clip of J J-A’s family going bonkers in their house when he came on for 90 seconds against arsenal in December must have been doubly delighted with that winner last night. Local lad, ordinary family - couldn’t be happier for him.

Any NUFC fans stuck their arm out the window yet and can tell me how many layers I’ll need to wear?

What a great result for Villa. Time ticking for the talking baked bean?

You absolute beauties Bournemouth

Not looking forward to Newcastle Sunday. This will be my 7th visit and I’ve never seen us win. The thought of a climb of 10k stairs to the away end isn’t exciting me either. On the upside, I’ve always found their fans to be sound in the pub before.

If Bailey is back with us, I’d be playing him whilst we’re in crisis.

I might be in the minority (again) but I hope grealish doesn’t get booed. He’s playing for a mid table team and we’ve moved on to better things.

Connor Gallagher still pretending he couldn’t wait sign for spurs? 🤣

He plays for Citeh, so I assume he cost a fortune and is on mega money but I’ve never seen Doku play anything other than 3/10.

I’m convinced that 90% of the throw ins this season would’ve been given as foul throws 20 years ago.

Here we go……☹️

Even at 2-0, I refuse to believe we won’t be drawn away at old Trafford in the 4th round.

Looking at the way West Ham are competing with QPR in this tie, I think they’ll be ok in the championship next season, their fans should be encouraged. 👍🏻

Couldn’t agree more.

Oh my Lord 😳

Bloody hell fulham. 90 seconds wasn’t too much to ask was it?

Match of the Day will be about 4 minutes tonight.

Come on Leeds. I trust you to get something here. Marching on together etc etc 🎶🎵

We have a zero tolerance policy on swearing at school but if any of the kids greet me on Monday with ‘that Alan smith is a fucking twat isn’t he sir’ there will be no consequences

No idea who to credit for this but it did make me chuckle this morning.

Waiting for the tube back to the station desperately trying to find out what our XG was before I can celebrate.

Eddie Howe waking up to another voice mail from Howard Webb tomorrow #nufc

Apologies in advance to all NUFC fans, I’ve just used my free Bet365 tenner to back you.

I know Gordon is getting a bit of a reputation, but if united player gets clattered in the box like he did yesterday, 100% the ref gives a penalty. Eddie Howe rightly fuming.

We all know what’s going to happen Sunday. In a cruel irony, we’ll have an XG of 9.43 and lose 1-0 to a terrible VAR decision with a Bruno ‘the rat’ Fernandes penalty winning the three points.

Almost like XG means absolutely nothing. Quite remarkable that anyone quotes it seriously anymore.

It would be the funniest thing ever for wolves to get their first win tonight. Surely not?

Another European away game that we look comfortable and give a goal away against the run of play.

As I cannot abide Arteta, tomorrow’s game takes on added significance. I’m spending the lead up praying for a win delivered by the worst VAR decision known to man. One that has everyone scratching their head for the rest of time.

Nothing matches coming out of an away ground with three points. Let’s all get back safe. 🙏🏻

grealish has scored and kissed the Everton badge. *shakes head in disbelief

Spurs look awful here. Absolutely clueless

In now consider Thomas Frank’s inability to chew with his mouth closed, the most annoying thing in football.

I know he backs him publicly, but emery must be close to giving up on Watkins. Baffling how he’s not started the season at all.

If you want a measure of how fierce a derby is, if the police let you kick off at anything other than 12 on a Sunday, it’s the same as any other game.

I’m assuming that the team we gifted 3 points to, was an entirely different Liverpool FC to the one everyone else plays?

Villa free weekends are never great but I might fight the depression and give the new Irish centre a go to watch the Ireland game.