This doesn't sound good at all #nufc

Happy Radio Day to all those who celebrate.

Can only think of Johnny Blue hat from Sam Fenders Band

jim ratcliffe: [seeing man utd experiencing hope and optimism for the first time in 13 years] well.. better tell everyone i'm racist

Small Prophets review – Mackenzie Crook’s magical new comedy is pure, pure pleasure

For anyone who needs to hear this, today or any other day ❤️

Frank has been sacked

Howe giving it the fist bumps to the crowd at full time. Get in #nufc

Please don't let that be a Bruno hamstring #nufc

Ramsey been class tonight deserves that #nufc

Fuck off is that offside

Please please vary the corners. We are on 10 now which is mad #nufc

Playing well but got to shoot man ! Someone has to get onto elangas crosses #nufc

Miley out for a while? #nufc

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... Midfield is the issue for me when he plays. No crosses, no one two touches and play in behind. Needs proper runners around him #nufc

If anyone listens to BBC Newcastle total sport, the guy on just now for the first call was spot on with everything he said about summer restructure, howe being found out as such with the way we play, intensity of the way we play very good pragmatic look at the at the status of where we are #nufc

For @fourfourtwo.com #NUFC weren’t just intense in early Howe era, they were ferocious in attack & extremely solid, while being a nightmare to play against. Now they are none of those things, and that erosion of definition has been a long time coming. www.fourfourtwo.com/person/coach...

Var just let the goal stand FFS no need to get involved

Am I wrong in thinking any other keeper saves that first Brentford goal? #nufc

#nufc set piece specialist. Cross under the crossbar nothing else

Disjointed and tired team. Running out of fizz this season. Next few months might be a slog #nufc

Decent starting 11 but that bench is bad #nufc

open.spotify.com/track/6L1wiY... Friday night tunes

“Everyone involved pretends they had absolutely no idea.” Ian Hislop, Private Eye’s editor, appeared on Tonight with Andrew Marr to discuss the Epstein files, and the cover the Eye ran in reference to the paedophile sex trafficker all the way back in 2011.

That‘s the spirit.

Yup. Newcastle United have endured some unnecessarily snippy, and barely veiled bitterness from this particular outlet over many years, to such an extent I’d long accepted it was deliberate policy. In addition, this author has form for getting under skin. This is well called, however.

Woltemade isn't a bad player. thrown into a system that doesn't work when all those around him aren't creating either. got a great touch and can finish we've seen that early on. Needs creative flair and runners around him not wingers who are wide all game and midfield who are 20yds behind him #nufc

Wissa loves an offside

This 🙄 #nufc

Winning a trophy and getting CL qualification last season was amazing but the summer transfer window recruitment was a joke. We have papered over cracks that were showing towards latter end of season. Those in charge have had a stinker. That was the time to make the next gradual step #nufc

Fucking embarrassing this #nufc

Our free kicks are so poor man #nufc

Jammy Bastards #nufc

Hopkinson on Talksport #nufc

#nufc bit cheeky this !

www.instagram.com/reel/DUS06SU... Captain Lascelles #nufc

Not a massive T20 Cricket fan but regardless of the format, how on earth is this a legal bowling action ?

I found this property on the Rightmove Android app and wanted you to see it: www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1... The interior on this house 😬

Disasi leaving Chelsea today. I would have had him in for cover now lascelles is away #nufc

Nick pope howler. Never said that before 🙄 #nufc

Thought we had a set piece coach? Every corner is the same #nufc

He's a proper arsehole ekitike isn't he

Yessssss #nufc

How many times we hit the post this season ? #nufc

How in that whole game has no one fouled delap! Todibo sent off on 101st minute and that 1 foul needed for £54

Was fairly confident about tonight then saw this tosspot was in charge. Watch him get something completely wrong #nufc

Nooo not Catherine O'hara. How awfully sad 😭 she was such an amazing woman and actor

Vote for Reform UK and get the very worst of the Tories... "How can anyone think Reform UK are a party of change when they only appear to be a care home for old Tories?"

Fuhrer Farage has been in Newcastle today. Hope he gets food poisoning from Gregg's the grifting racist twat