my balls have been STOLEN

Mike Johnson acts like a scared little boy because he really is a scared little 12 year old boy who accidentally killed a congressman on a tour of the Capitol, assumed his identity in a desperate attempt to cover it up, and is way over his head.

J.D. Vance already has a Cabinet meeting scheduled for 12:15 p.m. on January 20, 2027 in his Outlook Calendar. Nothing surer.

Friendship ended with “America as right-populism’s sin-eater” theory, now “all touch the stove in their own time and place” theory is my new best friend

When you first start out in the arts you tend to get rlly nothing but encouragement from ppl and once you go into like the very first rung of a pro world there is a pretty brutal filter that you either just learn to move past criticism or decide you’re not gonna be in the arts. Some can’t handle it.

It is fake and classless, the polar opposite of Trump’s piss tape.

Pro-regime media is funded by your wordle addiction. If you or someone you know is struggling with a NYT subscription please show them video games

Nice protests libs, but it's too late. You see, I've already depicted myself as a majestic sovereign and you as my kneeling vassals.

maybe on an even more shallow level, these insults from the right imply you're powerful, calculating, and evil these insults between liberals and the left imply you are an unsophisticated baby-brain whose flailing limb tantrums are clumsily destroying things being childish is worse than being evil

George Soros : wait there were how many protestors? Aide : over 7 million sir George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this

the story of the 21st century is “sex assigned at birth became drastically less important in determining life outcomes, and the male-dominated old guard hated that so much they tried to destroy civilization”

npr: so, no kings tyrannosaurus rex: yes npr: how shall I put this trex: this interview is over

every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"

The Phil Murphys and Josh Gottheimers of the world who praised Trump when he tried to cancel congestion pricing were making a fool's bet that he was only doing it because he hated the idea of tolling drivers like they did and not because he hated a place that didn't vote for him.

My mom doesn't want me to put anything anti-ICE on my protest sign because she thinks they will drag me away. Apart from the extreme unlikelihood of that happening tomorrow, letting fear silence you defeats the entire fucking purpose of protesting.

More speculative, but I've often wondered if we kind of reached the edges of what is possible in most American art forms. There used to be a sense generation was coming up with more extreme music that would make older people shout "isn't music! Just noise!" Every Gen Z act seems poppier than last.

This government suffers from severe loser stench. Everything they say and do is a barely veiled form of "I'm the BOSS and you have to RESPECT ME!" and nobody does. Millions of people are going outside tomorrow just to say so

Would it kill you to remark apropos of something? Just one sequitur man, come on.

A protest with perfect opsec would be completely undetectable. There might be one outside your house right now

It's not too late to pick up a new hobby in your 30s or 40s. 50 is too late. But when you turn 51 it's ok again. Then too late again at 82. When you turn 83 the bats are released.

just an observation but it does seem like the entertainment class of tiktok lifestyle influencers and reality stars is going to be way more right wing than actors, directors, and tv/movie writers.

we should all go out on October 18 and it's good that so many of us are planning to. but we should all start talking to each other about what we're going to do next, too - what we will withhold together if the abuses continue. we can go on offense, too! time.com/collections/...

anyone who wants to abolish injustice or suffering has to learn to be substantially more normal about it than the generations raised to believe they had already been abolished

starter packs are old model. now we make finisher packs that liberate you from discourse

To everyone in the replies: Yeah, great job. You really nailed it. Document nothing. Share nothing on social media. Leave no evidence that a protest even happened. The most important part of public action is to hide it completely. If the fascists find out anyone dislikes them it’s all over.

Currently on a flight to Japan watching a Pentagon Assistant Press Secretary (Riley Podleski) work on a document in the open on her laptop. She spent the last hour copy and pasting headlines from articles critical of the Administration’s hostility toward the 1st amendment.

the supreme court musing about racism being over and every young republican being outed as a literal nazi happened on exactly the same day

Feel like people don’t get the latter part. If the government actually does do something horrible to me my cause still wins. There’s a reason why every revolutionary, from the peaceful protesters on the road to Montgomery to the FLN, saw it as a victory when their oppressor massively overreacted.

democracy must unmake the supreme court before the supreme court unmakes democracy

I kind of think this is whole thing is a victim of what i guess I'd call the "GOATification" culture. That is, everything sort of similar can roughly share the same measurement scale. Is Thing A more GOATed or Thing B?

Yeah...

The other thing that this post reminds me of is that the online right all take screennames that make you sound insane if you try to explain them to a normie. “Jd Vance follows raw egg nationalist”, “oh that was posted by captive dreamer”, “will Stancil got into it with Bronze Age pervert” etc

Replies are disabled but the simple answer to this is that it's physically impossible, the system just rendered a single image and there's no text as such. (And if someone had considered checking the spelling, they'd ultimately wind up avoiding AI image generation for this in the first place.)

Imagine devoting your entire life to prostrating yourself before this man and when you die trying to further his movement he eulogizes you by saying "lmao skill issue git gud"

Thanks for all the great memories, Drew. Godspeed. @drewstruzanart.bsky.social @thedigitalbits.bsky.social www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

I’m not so naive to think we’re likely to abolish immigration enforcement altogether, but it can be conducted by a new agency, rebuilt from scratch with new safeguards, operating under a new name, and removed from the stain of being Trump’s brutal secret police

Also, ceasefires have happened under prior Presidents! The day he gets Palestine their own country he can be told he's the most special boy deserving of a shiny prize.

riding in the car when my son (3.5) said “i have something silly to tell you. roll up the windows so nobody hears” and then he told us a clown is coming to our house. to live with us forever

cop, lying: Me and my friends, who are troops, will delete Candy Crush if Zohrani 'Hussein' Mamdani is mayor of New York City. We are the most active users on the platform and this could affect the stock market Bari Weiss: Chilling. And not the cool weed kind of chilling. This week on 60 Minutes

Immigration is by far the most important political issue of the century for the simple reason that it has the same origins and effects, the same scope of impact, and arouses the same passions with the same moral urgency as the issue of slavery did in 1850s America

ICE is a rabid animal and must be put down. Its rogue agents must be unmasked, stripped of their badges, and prosecuted. Its leaders must be imprisoned.

If you’d like a more realistic assessment; I wrote about it today. www.pbump.net/o/dethawing-...

still thinking about how Charlie Kirk said that Michelle Obama's position as the president's wife was a DEI hire. "He's not really dead as long as we remember him." -- Dr. Leonard McCoy, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

The historical shortcomings of liberalism don’t mean that socialists should throw liberalism out wholesale. On the contrary: socialism needs liberalism.

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Afaict it's that he faked his credentials. Given his apparent aptitude, he probably would have had those credentials if our immigration system wasn't screwed, but it also makes sense to fire people (not to deport them!!) for having faked them

concepts of a plan