Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, he’d 100000% have a crypto thing going on

It's weird - but now in Oslo, there's so many EVs that you notice the noise and the smell from individual ICE cars, and you realise how much we've been normalising it for ever. You can smell them half a street away. And inside parking lots are just *quiet*.

LOL wtf kind of total clown shit is this?

he looks like tumblr daddy dom severus snape. he looks like a greyhound found a magic wig that granted it the power of speech and joined the CIA. he looks like modern day AU kylo ren with a wasting disease

from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’

we are raising our dogs to be soft in this country

One Battle After Another is one of the few contemporary movies I've seen that really feels like the world in which we live

A man was just chased and arrested outside of the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago. When legal observers from the National Lawyers Guild asked why, an agent threatened to arrest them too.

Still can't get over the fact Madison cawthorn is the only one to seemingly have refused the creepy sex party in the right way And lost his career! I mention this every chance I get and it's still not enough

boy are we haters gonna be so owned if CK and DC both go to SA and then say lots of things about how their patron is a murderer and his family did 9/11, it's gonna be so great if these brave free speech warriors nail them on their own turf, i'll just hold my breath over here until they

What also baffles me is that Democratic Party is ~30 points underwater in favorability & Zohran Mamdani is ~16 points above water in favorability. The Dem Party establishment, who is responsible for the abysmal rating, is too arrogant to support the guy ~50 points ahead of them. Incredible.

Gotta include the Maron reply

oh cool why did you refuse btw? what was going on there

Meanwhile the U.S. is on the verge of making Tylenol illegal.

Absolutely beyond parody that Dave Chappelle is headlining a comedy show for Saudi royalty after what, a decade of whining about cancel culture

this happened here and drove a wave of panic that led to dudes “patrolling” with ar-15s and closing businesses early because they were scared antifa was coming to far flung rural places in wa. it was driven — i shit you not — by a network of pawn shop owners who freaked each other out on facebook

Even I thought this one was a long shot

it really burns me that everyone knows the name of guys like Ezra Klein and are constantly talking about them (even if it's in the negative sense) vs. someone like Kaleb Horton. sometimes it feels as if broad name recognition in this era is inversely related to how good your work is.

Couldn't take Chicago, so he's going after Portland. Like a high school bully that got bodied by a wrestler so he tries to take it out on a theater kid. Pathetic.

🚨 New directive NSPM-7 targets "anti-capitalism," “anti-Christian,” and “anti-American" opinions as indicators of extremist violence, authorizing an army of 4,000 counter-terrorism officers to prevent crimes that haven't happened: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...

How is one allowed to speak at the UN when that same person has an arrest warrant out for their war crimes, and the UN’s own commission has declared that this person is perpetrating a genocide Does anyone understand how insane it looks that these two things are allowed to happen simultaneously

every other year the american elite crushes an American Spring completely but we still warn each other of the dangerous oppressive Communist

it's so funny that every american police dept has armored trucks meant to run over IEDs and people here still freak out about the one time tanks were used in hungary

You're going to see a lot of powerful people turn Netanyahu into a scapegoat for their own complicity in genocide. Do not let them. They knew (or willfully chose to not know) what Israel was doing and what the end goal was. I am not special or smart or have secret knowledge, yet I did. Don't buy BS.

what I've learned from this is that there is a distressing amount of people who seem to consider defeating fascism less important than avoiding whatever the fuck they think communism is

"Did the Nazis ask the Jews to leave, kindly leave, go out?" is such an incredible question to ask because it explicitly relies on its listeners being ignorant of actual history but knowledge of the propaganda about it. Because the answer is "yes." Its how my family became Argentine.

Mohammed "Bone Saw" bin Salman's bid to purchase EA outright will be the largest leveraged buyout in history. Oh, and Jared Kushner is getting a kickback out of it.

Yesterday was the 30th Anniversary of this line read.

Been trying to explain why economy increasingly feels like it's running wholly on rich people passing each other same bag of money - innovation is stalled, unemployment is rising, but stock tickers are still somehow going up. This example captures the current state of our economy perfectly.

You cant even blame people for coming to the natural conclusion that Israel controls the US politicians, because just look at them flounder trying to avoid having an opinion on genocide.

People really do go their entire lives with zero moral conviction. In fact, there's an entire branch of public service that rewards it.

There is no such thing as a good billionaire because a truly good person would be spending that money to make society better, not sitting on it like a dragon.

Kneecap was never actually banned from Canada and the Liberal MP who announced it has GONE ROGUE?????? What the fuck!!!! This is unhinged!!!!

Bad Pedophile has sold out pretty much everywhere, so many places are adding second (maybe third?) screenings. We're working on adding more throughout the week. It should be a very fun Thursday from NYC to Joplin, Missouri.

Some big implications for journalism, too, where reporters often mistake trending posts as a reasonable reflection of public opinion.

Imagine this: we have socialism and a planned economy. A new technology is invented that automates a ton including your job. No worries. You get paid to get retrained in a new field and you can keep living in your apartment cause you’re not charged to live there. All is fine.

this is undisputed GOAT territory

Well don't I feel stupid

no president before now increased the funding, infrastructure, resources, and legitimacy of ICE, which is the gestapo, more than this guy right here.

Obama loves going around making speeches about how the young people give him hope that they can correct our course. Everyone remembers 08 dude! It wasn't that long ago! You literally ran on being our hope. And then you droned an American child and gave subsidies to insurance companies.

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

oh my god complete vindication. he banned me over facts!

claim: corn flakes were invented because kellogg was a freak obsessed with masturbation and thought a bland diet would discourage masturbation what's true: the claim what's false: well the box didn't say you wouldn't cum

ICE is firing pellets and pepper balls at journalists in Broadview outside Chicago today, but they're local journalists so it feels like the national media will not care at all. I hope I'm wrong.

I'd be fine with it if there were options beyond the military. An emergency response corps, trained paid and equipped to fight wildfires on a massive scale, something like that would be good. That's not what the people talking about this are thinking though and it would require a big tax increase

so funny that the Elon / Pedo Island nugget drops like 5 days after the Kamala book snippet about how she wished they'd have invited Elon to the White House

i hope nothing bad happens at that scheduled meeting of all our top military officials in one place next week

First domestic military coup in American history kicks off because this donkey makes all the generals sit in bleacher seating and listen to him talk about Conquering The Beta Within into a headset mic.