in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

no!!! shake shack will kill patient. she needs in n out double double to live

born to play video game forced to see gamer discourse online

Relatable

important: i have been told that everything is computer but i have also concluded that all computers are broken, please advise

Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability lyra.horse/blog/2025/12... "CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"

does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?

even if the word is completely nonsexual and not related to illicit drugs or anything like that, autocorrect will very frequently ignore a completely obvious correction of an anatomical word, a scientific word, etc. meanwhile the things fucking autocapitalize and correct brand and product names.

Everyone says you can't tune a fish but that's due to the inherent microtonal nature of saltwater inhabitants. If you're willing to forgo 12-tet it's actually quite easy. This is why bass fish are fans of Bobby McFerrin, the jazziness is in their DNA

as part of our conservation program we are giving 12-gauge shotguns to all clouded leopards in our wildlife reserve. we’d like to remind our visitors “good luck, lmao”

kids these days are such wimps. when i was your age the child mortality rate was much higher

I think it is so cool and fun where you literally have to own a Mac to build an iOS app. God forbid I make a fun little thing with friends without first laying down 3k for the newest fruit product

Every time I see a Microsoft 365 Copilot advert I am SO glad I don’t have the kind of life that would need me to use Microsoft 365 Copilot…

bro seems a little... you know... "agentic"

C++ is for little worms

Not a hair out of place with the upcoming Operator & Drifter Remaster coming with The Old Peace update this December!

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

nothing makes me feel like more of a hacker than typing LINUX at the LILO prompt and hitting enter

computing really changed for the worse when we scaled up from gigglebytes to terrorbytes

I’m sorry for calling it a Severance (2022) reference when you switched who was fronting in the elevator. but in my defense,

Heyyyy I don't wanna be a bummer but I think the great darkness that sleeps beneath the earth is about to awaken from it's 10,000 year slumber. Yeah the one from the prophecy? Yeah man that was today. Sorry dude.

getting my shit sucked by the celestial dragon who lives behind the sun

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Look maybe this is the pile of laundry speaking but I’m starting to think wearing clothes might be overrated

Video games put terrible ideas in the heads of young people, like if you dedicate yourself to overthrowing a gilded despot, hot witches will want to take lots of baths with you.

@spicymancer.bsky.social your Tumblr is deactivated??

Who up yingin they yang rn

Started my new job at AWS this morning! Pushed a big red button. Hope that doesn’t do anything.

Did a write-up for porting Lua into Hackmud: www.jumpsplat120.com/lua_in_hackm...

I heard someone on a podcast say that music is boring now and, look, I am saying this as kindly as I can…skill issue.

hmm this Art. it speaks to me

Being friends with absolute gigachad artists making wonderful artworks (even often industry professionals) is absolutely funny to me, as I'm just sitting here like "hi, I make runtime errors and later bang my head against the wall trying to fix them"

bedrotting is so awesome but have you tried occasionally taking care of yourself

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

This strikes me as pretty bad

I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.

Please stop using OpenTorment!!! It's only open-core! TormentLibre is the fully FOSS alternative!

Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag

Wake up. 20 reps of rotating a hyper realistic cow in my head. 5 hours unethical gooning session. Hydrofloric acid shower.

dude can you stop scrying your orb for one fucking second i'm trying to have a serious conversation

getting hit by a tram and being instantly isekai'd to a wondrous fantasy world called the hospital

*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.

nice outfit loser, 2003 called, apparently something happened at the black mesa research facility

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