the same thing i'm doing now except now everything is as absurd and expensive as possible

Took the bus downtown so I can get hammered at the only Chilis in Washington..,I love Spokane

entirely correct. There’s so much that cannot be salvaged but simply must be rebuilt and reimagined.

we are officially underwater. america is a failed state and the capitalist experiment has reached it's inevitable conclusion. buy non-perishables.

in my opinion, ER care is less "healthcare" and more "don't die-care". tbh ER care is pretty atrocious compared to GP visits or preventative care. Americans actually receive healthcare abroad too so yeah, extremely grotesque

Dont give up

this guy just found out about memes

This didn’t happen

i see we arrive at the "great flip" 2.0 finally: "in order to teach a person to fish, we must fund the programs that teach people to fish"

They indicted a guy yesterday for posting seashells on a beach arranged in numbers

when you realize this is the average median voter, all the online debates about "why kamala lost" go out the window

Happy 7th anniversary to this tweet, which explained exactly what would go on to happen.

I recall when a friend of mine back during the BLM movement told me that if people reject the cause then the logical conclusion is that No Lives Matter & I thought I understood what he meant philosophically but living through the explosion of global suffering since I see now that he meant materially

looking great sir no anti-christ vibes whatsoever tonight

Everything is so stupid.

toilet paper USA is on EWU campus

building the coolest ballroom ever in my basement

again i will calmly say that there was a workplace shooting and a thousand journalists demanded that the event continue so a bunch of low paid laborers now have to go back to work an hour after a workplace shooting. nothing but sociopaths in that room. if they were my children i would hang myself.

almost got tagged by a speedsofter

Trump falls down while escorted out of dinner

You can’t keep doing the fake shooting angle. You’re gonna kill the territory.

Everyone immediately assuming that an attempt on the President is staged is probably not a sign of a healthy democracy.

this is why everyone immediately jumped to jokes btw, these people are nazis at a nazi event! no one cares if there were shots nearby. they don’t even care why should anyone else

He should be hated more

I don’t regret calling every person in that room who’s not a wage worker a soulless sack of shit, because that’s what they are. The servers? The bartenders? That’s who I feel bad for. The ones who were actually working tonight, and had to return.

We’ve become way too inured to the constant violence because of all of the people in power who revel in it. What a joyless, artless, sexless, rudderless country we became so fast.

This is probably the most American thing to happen.

i am tired of living in unprecedented times

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

Oh, ok, so this was all a stunt. Cool.

She left doing what she loves

hear me out, i have an idea

hitting the false flag button every time i don't feel like giving a speech

Damn they're saying Wolf Blitzer ripped his shirt off and screamed "come get some"

omg shots fired at the WHCA Dinner?? I hope no one is okay!

donald trump is most widely hated president in history its insane

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

*slaps roof of America* This bad boy can fit so much stupid in it

holy fucking shit man www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/u...

unironically me

"no persons may wear nosering, but only guys may not wear earribg"

Oh you think it's "cool" to do a heist? To assemble a crew of specialists, each with a unique backstory, to create a beautiful ballet of theft? You think it's "cool" to purloin beautiful treasures under several redundant layers of security? You people sicken me. Next you're gonna say you use drugs.

Descheduling Marijuana is not sufficient by any measure. If there is no immediate release of prisoners held on weed offenses & expunging of records both currently incarcerated & formerly; This is just making weed a revenue stream for Capital.

freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now