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im suffering from various things

just finished doing this! i saw lots of cool shapes

let me tell you something: im from buenos aires and i say that this all feels really heated!! lets take a step back here and remember that theres a lot of nuance to this topic,

not taking a sword from a land lady

awesome new animals to look forward to in 2026: - scorpion-tailed capybara - moronfish - bluetooth shrimp - northwestern sex jay - luminiferous ape - jon arbuckle’s wren - ontologically evil fruit fly - lesser iphone louse - invisible tiger - orbital minotaur - low-poly gazelle - fragile tardigrade

laser disc is here to stay. the technology will only get better as time goes on. big discs are the future.

sometimes i meow in solidarity with the catgirl community and the struggles they face

well spiritually im ovulating

happy everybody be so nice to me day to all who celebrate

i once had a dream that i invaded hell to rescue my childhood pet iguana, only to discover she didn’t want to leave. people said “why would an iguana leave a heat source like hell” and it all made sense

this means a lot to us small accounts

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me: ffuck babe i lost our rent money on the polymarket Logan Paul's Pikachu Illustrator Sale Price event :/ my bf: dont worry kitten we can rob a bank ill get my gun my friend dot com ai pendant: Howdy! 🤠 Looks like you've got a bad case of the Paul Brothers Blues 😂 What color are your nipples btw

i think this is the best ad ive ever gotten, for any purpose, in my entire life

my stomach hurt 💔💔💔 dino nuggets betrayed me

what was the incident at YOUR high school?

one of these years im gonna be cunty but it sure as hell isnt this one lol i love pajamas too much

lets all use known unix system iphone os

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if youre alive in the game... youre alive in real life

super mario!

happy holidays to my boyfriend and also my buoyfriend, the NOAA PMEL CO₂ buoy at pier 15 in san francisco

the santa-over-ip project has been a miserable failure so far this year :/ during our test run he failed to perform nat traversal and fucking died

im kind of between personalities rn so my plan for 2026 is to be beautiful or whatever

no offense but if you have the head of a human, the body of a lion, and the wings of an eagle i will not be answering any of your fuckass puzzles or whatever

my body hurts. and why is that you might ask. well its because the whole world is conspiring against me

not enough tylenol in the whole freak*ng world fr*ck my whole life dude

happy crhristmas

"unc" is short for uncore

no!!! shake shack will kill patient. she needs in n out double double to live

it's difficult to describe

thinking about the google pixel ad in the charli xcx 360 music video

memory as currency is so valuable people are now pricing things based on memory modules /j

doomscrolling fdroid

another day of lying in bed moaning in pain while my wriggling extremities clumsily inch across the floor in an attempt to reattach themselves

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm being censored for my views

hardest life anyone's ever lived btw

rolling around on the floor sobbign because i know how computers work

society that never invented writing: oral tradition dictates that there is nothing mightier than the sword

making it look painful when i cum and then limping to the bathroom after

the american people have spoken, and they demand an answer: how to convert pdf to excel