the moon is leaving btw so if u want to colonize it u have to hurry

guy whose says "liminal" too much found dead at the end of a normal hallway

i hope everyone is having an awesomesauce thursday

bro we are out of seatbelt fluid

I’m probably going to get younger and smarter soon

my head hurts so bad and the 40 versions of python in /nix/store all want me carnally

the moon just lets me come over whenever i don’t need to make it a whole thing

SLS, NASA's Moon rocket 🌙🚀

r/MadeMeSmile Texas Prison Guards Allow Man to Finish Playing with his Toy Trains Before Executing Him

Hey do you have anything in the kitchen I could use as a lethal weapon

"computers suck—" no. your computer sucks. my computer is a beautiful perfect angel who has never done anything wrong,

i have so much fucking money dude. on the finch app

good at what, recognizing transphobes? I've had over 40 years experience, bitchboy

sorry for misreading your post and crashing out about what i thought it said. why did you make me do that

Words cannot express various shit

Air to Ground Message: LGA TYS3 A WWHHATS THE SCOOREE OF THE DUKE GAAME QUESTION MARK Area: New York City, NY, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a950df92c78 F: #ff5a8435549 #acars #vdlm2

good morning or whatever fuck off ilysm go to hell

They should do this with eyeliner

pouring ur heart out and getting nothing in return

im gonna wake up and invent the laser

reasons to be alive: - - - i guess -

ow

baloney is meat and can make mistakes. please double-check responses.

thinking of the slime rancher slimes as my target audience from now on to reduce stress

rubbing balloons all over my body and then doing a backflip onto a giant pile of ddr4

will to live is LOST MEDIA

art should disturb the comforted and disturb the disturbed and piss everyone off and suck

none of this wouldve happened if youd allowed Boggle™ to make and manage phone calls

my head hurts so bad ow

terrible diagram. how am i supposed to know the CPU's L1i$ associativity from looking at this

ofc i dont care if u have an arrhythmia bro… love is love 🌈❤️

me: im a predator… audience: *boos* (our society performatively cares about abuse) me: …predator drone! haha audience: *cheers* (our society glorifies violence and the military)

i’m so tired

me online: im a freak yeah. im having fucked up kinds of sex u cant even understand. my life is a movie me irl: oh ive received a new slack message,

snoozer

maybe spending this much money on hair care instead of other things makes me evil. but i will be evil with awesome hair so

how come i never see u in outer space

Enough

crying because i know i will never have as much swag as clément foucault from the blender foundation

my favorite passtime is smiling, and also laughing :D

listening to girl EDM (as a boy)

never plug a device into a computer. bad idea

portal 2

whenever i experience sudden pain i just make growling noises until it stops

everybody has to know abt me

i could be a villainess if i wanted to

peace on planet freaking earth