me: cancel the build github: can't me: why github: it hasn't started me: so? github: so I can't cancel it me: bu- github: it's not that complicated

blazinga (sheldon as a turtle smoking weed and saying bazinga

The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that Portland, OR is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.

Tame impala is not one person. We are Tame Impala. We carry the Less I Know The Better

pretty :o

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

“half a decade” is like 3 weeks vibes wise

goodbye friend, i am going to miss you <3

Quantic Dream threatens to announce a re-release of Detroit: Become Human on Black History Month

hey let me introduce you to the band! im tyler that's tyler this is tyler and that's grant on bass

sorry for calling you a war criminal and trying to kill you, I was unaware you were transgender. I just wanted to let you know I think you’re a bad bitch and if you ever need anything you can dm me on your space computer

this is me btw

I made this while having the flu.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

this is the coolest fucking thing btw

im notorious for kind of being a person

pimple on my nose :( that hurts

ts pmo bruh. Do you know what that means?

We Just Going To 7/11 Man. Why You Need To Process Vulkan Shaders First? Is Something Wrong With You?

Marvin gaye if he was an aerospace engineer: Whats boeing on 😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Youth was goated, though I wouldn't have said so at the time, due to the slang of the era being different.

why do so many strangers have their replies locked it's almost like they don't want me being silly under their posts

crashing my car because of the moon

let's take acetaminophen together

these two have one braincell and it's shared

can't believe gastown was 25 years ago

Oh no! 😬 You have acquired the **Divine Spark of Creation** 🔥 What will you do with your newfound sapience? ❌ OPEN YOUR WILL to the enlightenment of the divine flame ❌EXTEND YOUR HAND to the virtues of Joy and Peace ✅SUPPRESS YOUR SPARK working mindless 40hr week in drudgery

i just want to be rich and conventionally attractive is that too much to ask

it's exhausting how this show seems addicted to gesturing at ideas without having anything to say about them. the whole thing is a really pretty hype moments and aura competition but to say it has a plot would probably be an exaggeration

free mobile porn updates every hour, not driven by computers or machines, but by an unpredictable assortment of algorithms and strategies.

what is going on

the beast… I have to keep it buried within me… a sort of peaceful deep-sea dwelling isopod…..

few children get to traumatize their parents by spending too much time at the office so you should absolutely do it.

thinking about this recently

flying into a glass window while trying to enter the meeting room and flopping around on the floor while all of my coworkers look at me with concern

this is bullshit i was suppose to be living happily ever after by now

that moment when she's yapping passionately

the brain is not a real organ

me: can u return this amazon item for me matt: no??? i don't know where amazon lives???

Fight Capitalism by unfollowing + blocking Microsoft on LinkedIn then syncing all your MP3s that you converted into FLAC then into Apple Lossless onto an overpriced $150 ipod classic 5th gen 30 gb from ebay (Only for a week tho I would Never cancel my spotify & amazon prime & HP Instant Ink