(deep sigh) you're absolutely right, and I apologize…

we did it! thanks to AI, information is no longer possible

overclocking the lava lamps

if u dont get raptured in 15 minutes ur legally allowed to leave

so very eepy

tomorrow im gonna purchase groceries and make scrambled eggs!!!

oh great roel is having a run around and jump on everything moment again, the last one was at 6am so about 12 hours ago

fuckin hungry!!! ugh

They've awakened a sleeping dragon at 11:35 PM ET/PT

Nice dog. You ever take that thing to the dog park and let er rip

at the end of the day, it really does all come back to berkeley, california

can we have more rain pls it's literally the pnw ur supposed to be good at this

doing a good job at everything except actually being a person

dude can you stop scrying your orb for one fucking second i'm trying to have a serious conversation

getting hit by a tram and being instantly isekai'd to a wondrous fantasy world called the hospital

(staring at myself in the mirror for an hour straight trying to understand) maybe…

Thank you for choosing Shinsei Orbital Transfer services and we wish you a pleasant flight to Ceres Dawnport station. #EarthMoonEconomicZone #EMEZ

happy.... today is a stay in bed day

positive and negative, huh? you're a bitch!

if No space left on device has a million haters, then i am one of them. if No space left on device has ten haters, then i am one of them. if No space left on device has only one hater then that is me. if No space left on device has no haters, then that means i am no longer alive. if the worl

turtles can use the internet but they dont want to because of how it is

urgent does anyone know how to spell poignant pls dm

*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.

they shoulda just left it like this. makes for a more interesting artistic statement imo

me at 14: building gcc from source me at 24: building gcc from source for my JOB

you've already combined the base ingredients, so now grate a pear to add to the sauce.

it's often easy to forget that the harm is of great magnitude

"i'm proud of snale" gf and "i'm proud of ecology" bf

dont listen to the haters if you try hard enough you actually can find god in the computer

Let’s wrap up the use of devices

love is in the air? wrong. malware in the AUR

"do you want to restart syncthing?" well no actually i dont want to i would rather you worked properly but here we are

watching tron ares on opening night but crossing my arms and shaking my head whenever leto is onscreen so ppl know i dont approve

hush now newgen unc is talking

not to be a disney adult but ways to be wicked actually does go hard

The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI) #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

stop fucking posting screenshots of tweets over here, jesus fucking christ

[screen reader unfriendly (dense code)] why do they call it javascript when you script in the f.split("\n").slice(1).map(l=>l.split(",")[0]).map(u=>[u.split("@")[1], u]).filter((x,i,a)=>a.findIndex(([d])=>d==x[0])==i).map(([_,x]=>x) of out print the Uncaught SyntaxError: Malformed arrow […]

setting up a patreon where you can pay $10/mo to get the republican party's positions early instead of waiting a few years for the democratic party to publicly adopt them

ok correction they did process my samples they were just filed under the wrong info!!! a couple phone calls later and they found them yay

im gonna crash out

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

do you have any idea how good this feels? (vine boom) i did this! (vine boom) tiny little wheatley did this. (vine boom)

(while being swarmed by hornets) Sorry! Just seeing this!

Our bird feeder ran empty while we were away for the weekend and I came back to it’s camera roll full of disappointed looking birds

electron app for everybody. everyone electron app.