after playing a bit of Resident Evil (2002) i understand why that dude fell asleep on stream

Playing Bubsy 3D is the weaponization of Human Instrumentality

X, the nothing app

my gym keeps sending me emails about managing my menopause I'm a 37 year old cis man, i never had a menostart

just tried to pause a youtube video of a video game with my controller. is it over for me

slightly diminish a game pokemon silver and bronze the story of zelda metroid

dog is snoring

backwards SMW, or "dor"

those damn Liberls are infiltrating our wholesome video games

2025 sucked in a lot of ways, here's a "media I consumed this year" thread video games: spim.website/2025games highlights including my extremely controversial "favorite game I played this year" pick pictured below

pokemon

when Radiohead said "what the hell am I doing here" he was talking about me being in the office on Christmas Eve

three more work days this year, then i will make an effort to stop being online for a while because fuck is it bleak here

no one cast any instants or sorceries and we'll be fine actually you know what

got a welcome mat to put outside my front door so mud/etc stays outside food delivery driver comes and puts the food directly on the mat, blocking the storm door from opening i've made a huge mistake

nothing like an 8am anti-capitalist rant on an anonymous survey about an AI tool

making my teenage son autistic (at the vet getting my dog a shot)

got mail from a car dealership suggesting that i sign up for a vehicle service contract for a car i sold to them 2 years ago what are we even doing

I'm on the internet all the time and there's like 4 basic features i want in a web browser. why do they keep trying to add more worse things

FUCK

"there's definitely, definitely, definitely no logic to human behavior" - Bjork, who might be human

"objectively it's a 6/10 but subjectively to me it's a 9/10" shut up bitch, say it rules or keep your cowardice to yourself

i wish all silksong enjoyers a very have fun with your DLCs when they come out

i play video games for the realism

also known as a "Health Potion"

personally, the machine that regurgitates existing ideas would be the last place I'd look for new ideas but I'm built different (i have a functioning brain)

dialogue choices in games today are so complex

born to play video game forced to see gamer discourse online

big year of trailers for games i will want to play that might come out in the next 5 years

game of the year is whatever game you personally liked the most this year. congratulations

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

i think my favorite common typo that i see is "car" in place of "cat" the fact that said typo usually accompanies a cat picture is part of why

there we go

horrible news: i can't start any more video games this year

slipped walking down stairs and landed on my ass. might throw a wrench in my weekend plans of sitting on my ass playing video games

Michael Stipe writing a love ballad for Keanu Reeves be like "This one goes out to The One"

discord recap is funny when you don't really use it

my computer should be able to tell if i partially type in a url that autofills and fat-finger a backslash when i go to hit enter that i didn't want to go to websi\, i wanted to go to website.com and just take me there instead we have today's hellscape

spotify wrapped? more like poopify crapped boom gottem follow me on last.fm/user/spimmmm

i wish i could be this comfy

if AI is going to design houses like this i might become a plumber

more like White Friday

Donkey Kong Bananza (2025)

Guy who has only played Cyberpunk 2077, watching Ghost in the Shell (1995): Getting a lot of 'Cyberpunk 2077' vibes from this...

one of my neighbors has holiday decorations up that play Christmas carols (quietly) I'm sure Last Christmas isn't on the playlist but that would be a funny way to get Whamageddoned

thanksgiving breakfast is the most important meal of the day