just used "the math ain't mathin'" at work because i am a professional

I know it's a frustrating and upsetting time in the games industry, but some of you need to just have a nap and stop treating anything that diverges from your taste as a personal affront.

I'll happily go for a two hour walk but sitting in a chair for ten minutes to get a haircut is unbearable torture

Introduce yourself with four video games

i have a lot of opinions about video game vehicles but they mostly boil down to "if it's more complicated to control than the bike from pokemon it sucks"

i should learn from Alex Horne and just start telling people "all the information is in the email"

you ever get shipped a random gift box from the grocery store? cause that happened to me today

June 10 1998, Quest 64 debuted in the Americas! Though it was developed by Japan based Imagineer, it made its first appearance in North/South America and was heavily marketed as the first traditional RPG on the system, helping it sell over half a million copies Happy #Questiversary!

maintaining a certain vigilance against AI art is very exhausting and like it's tough because sometimes the paranoia is actually accurate lol but also it's just such a mentally draining way to be. i don't wanna scrutinize everyone's drawings!! it's miserable!!! shit sucks! fuck this tech!

Nintendo had their presentation on 6/9 to remind you it's been 6 to 9 years since the last 3d mario game (depending how you count Bowser's Fury)

release oot remake in november, cowards

announcement that Nintendo has acquired and dissolved all AI companies and their CEOs

I'll begrudgingly accept the Knicks winning the finals if they give Frank Ntilikina a ring

torturing my dog by bringing home pizza and not immediately eating it

congrats geoff on a presentation selling me -1 games

First it was the scumbag in Yakuza 3, and now they’re digitally animating Tupac’s corpse? Yeah, I think I might be done with anything RGG does for the foreseeable future. Incredibly tone deaf and disrespectful.

why were people calling mina the hollower a soulslike? it doesn't have a terrible stamina system at all

bulgogi

someone starts a chat by calling you "cool cats". do you: a) sigh, then roll your eyes b) roll your eyes, then sigh

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i need a new belt (positive)

happy pride to those who celegay

i walk to the office occasionally when the weather is nice and i feel motivated. it's about 2 miles on village roads (low speed limit, sidewalks). one time someone in the office said they had seen me walking home and were worried that i had had car troubles car culture is insane

happy my birthday to all who celebrate

dragon quest 12 protagonist looking kinda familiar

new food texture experience: drinking refrigerator-cold gatorade that had been sitting in a warm car for an hour first 1/3 was a little warm, rest was still cold

the most well known games are the best, and the most well known streamers are the best at games, therefore whoever is best at fortnite is the best speedrunner

a moving pod showed up at the house next door to mine a month ago, it's still in the driveway and no one has moved in. this is very odd to me

starting to think my coworker bought a house that needed a bunch of work just so he'd have a consistent source of complaint material

time for the hottest take of April 2026: Pragmata good

been cutting down on my bread intake, gotta replace with more circuses

i want realism in video games. i want to start the game by being born and simulating 18-25 actual real life years before the call to adventure that, depending on your choices and a random element, might never actually occur. and if it does there is a high chance you just die to the first enemy

if you get booed giving a commencement address they shouldn't give you the honorary degree

my coworkers will call today (a record high of 92 degrees and sunny) a nice day but when it's 25 and sunny in January they hate it. wear a coat

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

I'm a department store. you want to buy things at me. i will have 50 checkout counters spread throughout the store and you have to find the one that is staffed. the cashier will then take the entirety of your lunch break to scan your two items and try to sign you up for a credit card

lighting a candle for all trans people to live fucking long lives and get old as fuck and happy and comfortable and satisfied

there are at least 2 good sports media personalities

Normalize being a try hard 🫵

went for a run

brits should start pronouncing "Farage" the way they pronounce "garage"

I'll never understand lawn waterers. the water that falls from the sky is free this skeet brought to you by me not realizing i was walking under a sprinkler because it's raining

Happy 30th (north american) anniversary to the best game ever. 🥰

sorry anime fans, i will never not read "WHA" as "Why Hero Academia"

it is 4:30 in the PM and i just walked by an adult man who was standing outside in a bathrobe

seeing a baby in a stroller: 😐 seeing a dog in the same stroller: 😍