all my bad bitches heterospecifics

happy batesian-wallacian mimic girl autumn everybody

I wanna listen to every song at once

einstein invented special relativity as a way to increase the age gaps in twin yuri

anyone else feel lowkey naked leaving the house without clothes

regrettably I was born too early to die in in a space war but thankfully I was born just in time to bother friends and loved ones by saying things like “hawk tuah. perform literary analysis on that thang”

in my new play, the actors break the first wall. now you can look at the actors getting changed backstage I guess. pervert

it’s a beautiful day to suffer from The Affliction

forgot what jigsaw the clown’s name was for a second. I was stuck between jukebox and jackoff

hey everyone I was thinking about developing some bad opinions on artificial intelligence does anyone know a good place to get started

scientists are developing a new kind of porcupine which is illiterate

girl: hi handsome wanna see my tits me: you are a couple years too late, I fear. I have stopped being aroused by the concept of sex. all I do these days is read research papers and look at drawings of cubes. if you talk to me about trophic levels I’ll get horny though

low rise pants with underwear band showing above but it’s got the wikipedia logo on it. need this really bad

guy was doing palm readings for people at school when I was 13 and he stared at mine for a long time and was like “…yeah man you don’t have a death line” ok

(pirating yet another research paper) my daydreams may be maladaptive, but by god, they will not be historically inaccurate

god created men and elves and orcs and other gods and haunted ghouls and specters and lich-kings and wraiths and giants and dragons and fairies and p-zombies and fish and british people and dwarvish miners and demons and spirits, but samuel colt made them equal

in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is the only one who fears the one-day blinding stew

The contents of my inventory after 10 minutes of modded Minecraft

laptop sticker: THIS MACHINE KILLS INDISCRIMINATELY

gender-affirming autism spectrum disorder

giant robots lose at least half their coolness factor when they’re humanoid. I’m sorry but that’s just a guy

I got tested when I was 17 to get the autism diagnosis removed (for safety reasons) and I lied my ass off the whole time. I did such a good job. they were like “are you interested in trains” and I was like “nahhhhh” and it WORKED

when I was 14 I knew being trans was a thing but I had only ever heard of trans *women*, and I was shown the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and got immense gender envy from HAL 9000 and really it all started way before then but that moment does stand out as significant in some way

I need gender affirming surgeries the human mind can’t even conceive of

(guy who has never cared more in his entire life) whatever. I don’t care

The old world is crashing out, and the new world struggles to lock in; now is the time of aura farming.

I must not freak the fuck out. freaking the fuck out is the being locked in killer

if you can’t handle the HEAT. get out of the FRYING PAN

alright my first wish is that the monkey’s paw will jerk me off

I’m gonna anthropomorphize the human form today

LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR FIRST DAY ON EARTH. MOTHER FUCKER

I’m not really one for celebrity worship but I do have a parasocial relationship with several highrise buildings in my city

the only media that cracked my egg is the shit I, myself, wrote. I am on a level of egotism few dare to even dream of

“take me back to 2005” WRONG. I want to see a space elevator

situation: bitten by dog normal response: concerned, upset, going to hospital NOT normal response: dysphoric about not having rapid regeneration ????

and alexander pogged, for there was a new world to conquer (dlc)

too chuunibyo to go to the sex club 😔

trained myself out of lactose intolerance I’m so powerful now I can drink 38% milk

looking back at all my posts and having the alarming realization that I might have become a bit of a nerd in my old age (11)

as i believe sisyphus said, "to fuck is human; to ball, divine"

in the year 2872 it’s not even called street fighter anymore it’s called krasnikov tube fighter and the esports scene is fucking dogshit

I’ll never forget that night. she pulled me close, leaned in, and whispered “power word: explode”

welcome back to my youtube channel. today we are gonna do inertial confinement on this human guy I found

alright, that’s it. I’m activating shadow mode. I’m activating word mode. I’m activating instant death permanent explosion mode. I’m activating pneumatic mode. I’m activating table mode. I’m activating gay energy field mode. I’m activating slow light mode. I’m activating iron mode. I’m activating

hi welcome to my house! the walls here are made of particle beams haha I mean particle board. it’s safe to come in. it’s safe to come in. it’s safe to

all chordates and all mammals and all humans have their single ancestors or whatever except for me I convergently evolved like this from some archaea like 1.3 billion years ago

calling you on my anti-tachyonic normal telephone

people will call a vagina dentata weird and scary but then get their dick sucked by a mouth… says a lot about society

alex was building a reactor (in minecraft) last night and she was so mad about it. she was like UGH I can’t BELIEVE I know exactly to build this turbine casing without needing to look it up