I'm trying to work, but when Lynn goes out, Needy Velcro Cat zeroes in on me

What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.

Strider, delivering his most threatening look. #GuineaPigs

Before the decorations come down, Rosie is wishing you a happy holidays and/or laying in ambush. #cats

Eggo wishing everyone a Happy 2026! #GuineaPigs

Good morning Me heading into 2026

Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here

Ivan says “it’s our way.”

"Get in!" "But-" "NOW." "Okay..." "Were you followed?" "What?" "WERE YOU FOLLOWED?" "I don't think so." "You have your passport?" "I'm not sure." "Never mind, open the glovebox." "Alright. Hey, wha-" "You know how to use that?" "Frank, what-?" "Better get used to calling me Jim."

Like a kid licking an empty bowl of cake batter 😂❤️ #Cats

just....enjoy this

Happy Halloween! 🎃 #GuineaPigs

Tiny criminal, photographed this morning. She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.

This video has lived rent free in my head for over a decade 😂 a forever fave

I found a 19th century Cat Villain!

Strider exercising his super power: inhaling celery 🤣 #GuineaPigs

Nailed the dismount

From my former graduate student, Alex Helman, in this week’s issue of Science.

Thank god AI has finally solved the problem of there not being enough podcasts

Rivet, Goldfish Guardian 🐈‍⬛ 🐟 #cats

Min meeting Ciego (aka Mini-Min) for the first time. #GuineaPigs

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

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ANY CAT OWNER: this cat is enjoying being petted and would never bite me. (five seconds later) by talos this can't be happening

There’s not one rule that says you can’t use kittens

I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

Some #GuineaPig ASMR from Min and Strider 😊

Rivet looking scared that the giant #GuineaPig is about to eat him.

there is not a single fast-casual chain bread that surpasses the cheddar bay biscuit. the cheddar bay biscuit is one of the greatest foodstuffs this country has ever produced. if you went back in time and gave a cheddar bay biscuit to george washington, the intensity of flavor would kill him

i've never gotten into short form video or chatgpt and im so hyped to eventually be one of the last remaining people with attention span and analytical skills, i think it's really going to increase my value to enterprising warlords during the water wars

Cat smarts

"I believe a pot of mint tea with my croissant would be lovely, thank you." #cats #catsofbluesky

"If I sit very-very still - they won't notice me"

Bring it

Achievement unlocked #GuineaPigs

Another disapproving post

TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.

there is a food vending machine for cats in Turkey, the seagulls meow pretending to be cats

"Not today, motherfucker. Not today"

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

darth you know what happened

Wheek #guineapig #cavy

This is Peanut Butter, 1979. 🥜

this is anti-cat propaganda smh

Sometimes you don’t find your spirit animal as much as it finds you

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