Bold of Telegram to roll out a new update that instantly makes you delete your account and uninstall the app.

A man trips and falls down just outside a theater. The actor playing Pagliacci helps him up. "It hurts to stand." The man says, "I think my leg is broken." Pagliacci says "I know what to do. I'm going to take you to see the doctor. He'll fix you right up." Man says, "But Pagliacci..."

Fuck ICE

The newest prototype of Harvest Runner is here! This new version is rebuilt from the ground up and is playable in browser. It now features 100 unique Antiques, 5 playable characters, and seasonal crops. Please play it! #IndieDev #HarvestRunner #Gamedev #Roguelike testzero.itch.io/harvest-runner

I hope he dies today and it's not a joke. It will be the funniest prank of all time.

APRIL F-

When I see a neurotypical wearing Sonic merch, I should go up to them and say they are appropriating our culture.

Skies are Blue And Roses are Red There was no Birds Singing And The Pants were Dead

there it is, all 7 continents

Whenever my mom installs a new app #TZOC

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Slept in my Tool shirt and woke up Sober

Sitting down at a diner. The waitress brings me a plate piled high with 'Final Fantasy 7 is overrated', 'We need to admit Empire Strikes Back is the worst one, actually', and 'Ghostbusters: Answer the Call was the best of the series.' "No, ma'am," I say, "I asked for hot CAKES."

This is the dumbest thing ever. It’s like saying baseball is a thinly disguised contest to see who can score more runs. Yes the objective of the No Kings rally is to motivate people to vote the wannabe kings out of power. It isn’t disguised at all! What’s wrong with you that you think that’s bad?

This should be an impeachable offense. I understand that we’re way past any of that, but that shouldn’t stop us from naming it.

Help. I'm making Harvest Runner memes now. #HarvestRunner #Gamedev #Indiedev #TZOC #PixelArt

Help. I'm making Harvest Runner memes now. #HarvestRunner #Gamedev #Indiedev #TZOC #PixelArt

No ICE. No wars. No Kings.

Greyboxing or something, IDK I don't make video games. #gamedev

fun reminder: the reason why they make these fucking pointless "live action" remakes is because since it's "live action", the animation is considered "vfx" and not character animation, so they can pay these non-unionized satellite studios fuck-all and make a cool few million for essentially nothing

Fuck GenAI. This is what shitty placeholder art is supposed to look like.

#Gamedev #ScreenshotSaturday #HarvestRunner testzero.itch.io/harvest-runner

All 100 antiques from the upcoming public prototype of Harvest Runner #Gamedev #HarvestRunner #TZOC #PixelArt #ScreenshotSaturday testzero.itch.io/harvest-runner

Well... here it is. Chapter 1 of Winter of Discontent: Public Version 0.1.1 is now available to download and play, for FREE! testzero.itch.io/santa-rpg/de... #GameDev #IndieDev #RPGMaker #WinterOfDiscontent #SantaRPG #VideoGames #WIP #Gaming

You can pick up my silly little RPG for 50% off during the Steam Spring sale! I really do appreciate anyone who tries it out and helps support me on my journey. #Gamedev #RPG #SteamSale #IndieDev store.steampowered.com/app/1026430/...

Well, JB PRITZKER For Possible President, Then........

If he should die before I wake I pray bluesky my phone to shake

When you're only 15 hours into the game and notice the online charts don't list any new skills or equipment for your favorite character after the current level. #JRPG

The president should be impeached if they do war crimes

You can pick up my silly little RPG for 50% off during the Steam Spring sale! I really do appreciate anyone who tries it out and helps support me on my journey. #Gamedev #RPG #SteamSale #IndieDev store.steampowered.com/app/1026430/...

All 100 antiques from the upcoming public prototype of Harvest Runner #Gamedev #HarvestRunner #TZOC #PixelArt #ScreenshotSaturday testzero.itch.io/harvest-runner

I was able to sell 19+ million units of Popcorn Rocket in Game Dev Story 🥳😂 Help me actually get there in real life during the Steam Spring Sale! 😁 #gamedev #indiegames #indiegamedev #indiegame >> store.steampowered.com/app/2182190/... <<

States have a moral obligation to develop universal health care systems, Pope Leo XIV said, stating that "health cannot be a luxury for the few."

reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"

Hard to overstate how bad this is. This would be *national legislation to aid book banning*. The time to call your reps and say you are against HR 7661 is NOW.

This DLSS 5 AI dogshit is actually depressing man. Even worse is that a whole generation is growing up who won't even know this looks 'bad' or 'wrong' because to them it'll be normal. We need to push back harder against it.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the website that saves your images as .webp! I am Darkwing Duck!

Shinji's mom has got it going on She's all I want in an E-van-geli-on I fucking STG get in the robot, Shinji Child soldiers are wrong But here's a clone of Shinji's mom

IDK who needs to know this, but... When you call one of Senator Adam Schiff's local CA offices and he starts droning on, wait until he says "I got a few options for ya" and hit THREE. That transfers you to speak to a live human being instantly. (You might be put on hold, ofc). Just press 3.

Posted a small devlog to itch. Playable-in-browser version of Harvest Runner coming soon! #IndieDev #GameDev #HarvestRunner #TZOC #Retrogaming #Roguelike testzero.itch.io/harvest-runn...

Women

Again I say: Both. We can like both.

This administration is committing Watergate level crimes multiple times per week—and those are the ones we know about. It’s crazy to think about what else will come out after. It’s absolutely essential these criminals are held responsible for their crimes. We must end elite impunity.

Full map from Maniac Mansion. LucasArts, Nintendo, 1987. #NES

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

25th Amendment. Now.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

Man, these gas prices getting insane.