Imagine still using Twitter.

Where winds of a new beginning blow! Episode 1 of Pokémon HeartGold & SoulSilver is out now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=moZC...

Hey if you for some god forsaken reason still think you have an audience on Twitter, now is the time to reconsider. Don't give uncreative fuckass grifters any chances to be let into your heart and soul. Leave Twitter. Now.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Even if you don't celebrate the occasion, I encourage you to find someone or something that you love, you're passionate about, and just enjoy it on this day. There's so much misery in the world and everyone deserves a day to have joy.

Dear Santa, I wrote to you, but you still ain't callin' I put my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom...

A man trips and falls down just outside a theater. The actor playing Pagliacci helps him up. "It hurts to stand." The man says, "I think my leg is broken." Pagliacci says "I know what to do. I'm going to take you to see the doctor. He'll fix you right up." Man says, "But Pagliacci..."

Book of Eos is 50% off on Steam and Itch.io! store.steampowered.com/app/1026430/... itch.io/s/176367/win...

I stand by my assertion that bulk Lego bins are one of the absolute best generic gifts you can get for a child.

The 3 Dems who voted to ban trans healthcare need to be primaried

Sen. @sanders.senate.gov: “A strong majority of the 🇺🇸 people understand health care is a human right. There is very strong support for Medicare for All. It’s not a health care debate, it’s a political/campaign finance debate.” #MedicareForAllNOW jacobin.com/2024/12/sand...

"How do you get injured playing billiards?" "Well, I was sick of so many lazy casuals doing such a shitty job setting up the balls. So I finally played against this one woman who actually took a few seconds to make sure it was good and solid, so I said 'Nice rack', and..."

Dear Santa, I wrote to you, but you still ain't callin' I put my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom...

Just completed my third (and final) playthrough of Metroid Prime 4. It's not a masterpiece. But it's fine. It's perfectly fine. The hyperbolic hype of calling it a disaster is just internet sensationalism. But that's just the way people have to feel when a game has 8 years of development hell.

Ohh golem golem golem I made you out of clay and when you're dry and ready my enemies will pay

Single player games on portable systems feel more single player than single player games on consoles.

U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better.

You know you're fucked when the boss music starts and it's just... some guy. #TZOC #Gaming

Me: "Mom, you said you put your savings somewhere. Where did you leave the money?" AI Mom: "I'm very proud of you, sweetie. I love you." Me: "The money, mom! Where did you leave the money!?" AI Mom: "Yes, you're beautiful, dear."

#Metroid #MetroidPrime4 #DarkSouls #TZOC

"And then in 2026, humanity was destroyed by AI." "Ahh, robot uprising and they set off the nukes or something?" "What? No, everybody put all their money into trying to invent AI, but it never happened and it collapsed the global economy."

Is he dead yet?

"not looking at advertisements without my consent" and "not paying for media that will stop working without my consent" are two hobbies that take up most of my free time #ads #drm #boring_dystopia

#SaveSpeech tomorrow December 2nd, the Energy+Commerce Committee is having a hearing on a package of "online child safety" bills A number of these bills are pro-censorship and surveillance please call their office and tell them these bill;s are dangerous and unpopular! script below!

Tell your lawmakers to oppose the Kids Online Safety Act- there are better ways to protect kids online without throwing other vulnerable people under the bus. www.stopkosa.com

On December 2nd, the House of Energy and Commision will discuss a package of various bills under the guise of "Online Child Safety". Call them and tell them that these bills will harm more than help. This script can help. #SaveSpeech Link to call: energycommerce.house.gov/committees/s...

ALL of these shown bills mandate identity verification on the internet. I've read them. CALL YOUR HOUSE REPRESENTATIVES. Tell them to vote NO on each. If you can't get off your gooner ass for the good of every artist on the internet, or don't wanna see "scary political stuff", please unfollow me.

I genuinely think kids in the mid-to-late aughts growing up on emulators (read: piracy) may genuinely have been far, far healthier for the future of the industry than all the kids growing up on stuff like Roblox being the norm.

The death of Flash basically killing an entire segment of independent and free game development overnight is one of those things that never really gets spoken about, which is a real shame because a lot of that first generation of Newgrounds talent did break into the animation and games industries.

Tattoo this onto my fucking soul.

My favorite genre of complaint is "There's this one thing that's special about where I live [proceeds to describe something that happens literally everywhere]"

Just picked this up for $5! :D

Let's hope there's more where that came from. It's not un oeuf.

A Democratic candidate who openly supports Medicare For All would sweep 2028 and it wouldn't even be close.

I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.

This is appalling. Fortunately for Californians, we have our own tool - myturn.ca.gov/vaccinelocat... - so check to see if your state has one, too. Also: Fuck the head of our Health and Human Services Department, and anyone who voted this chode in.

"How did you get revenge on your ex?" "She left her phone unlocked, so I went on youtube and hit 'Don't recommend this channel again' on all her favorite youtubers."

Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.

X's new location transparency feature shows that a slew of MAGA-branded accounts are apparently based outside the U.S., and also stirred speculative outrage over where the Department of Homeland Security account was created.

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

Perusing the new eXoWin9x project! 660+ PC games from 1994-96 for Windows 9x, all set up and ready to play straight away using preconfigured versions of DOSBox-X, 86Box, and LaunchBox. youtu.be/FazeobVWdmM This went off the rails and unintentionally became the funniest video I've done in a while 😄

It's an older meme, sir. but it checks out.

#scriptsky Excellent advice from @crobertcargill.bsky.social

Bye, bitch. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Fallout 5 looks great.

It is particularly galling that Trump is calling for the execution of people who actually served honorably in the military, while he took a bone spur exemption and famously boasted that his Vietnam was dodging syphilis in 70s New York. Just a historically loathsome figure by any measure.

itch.io/b/3381/indie... Book of Eos is included in the Indie Allies for Impact bundle, directly supporting TakeThis and IGDA Foundation.

For mankind so loved its god, thus created him in its own image.