repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints

We sure as fuck have most of a whole party that are Republican first and not America first.

You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.

FIFA is going to be very disappointed when they wake up

In the wake of all the news coming out of the US and the amount of shouting at the TV I've done, I thought everyone else might benefit from one of my favourite photos from 2017 to break up the doom scrolling. I cannot fix the big things, so here's a small thing.

When I explain to people what is involved with writing a successful grant, they simply don’t believe me. I explained it once to a famous person from Pixar, and he looked me square in the eye and said: You mean all the cancer and Alzheimer’s grants work that way? You’ve gotta be &$%#ing kidding me!

More than 25 years after it published a study finding that use of glyphosate is safe for humans, Regulatory Toxicology and Pharmacology retracted it after an astrophysicist and science historian raised concerns about the study’s authorship. cen.acs.org/research-int... #chemsky 🧪

2 years since I was discharged from the hospital with new diagnosis & new disability. New Years resolutions & productivity hacks hit different. My body no longer works that way & my life hacks are about making everyday living less difficult. If you're feeling this too, I hope 2026 treats you well.

uh holy SHIT?

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

We do call it twenty twenty six is the thing

Some of these make me twitch

Tried once, wasn't too crazy about the result, so tried again. Seems I'll spend 2026 dodging ROUSes in the fire swamp.

like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”

The first thing I consumed was coffee. 2026 is going to be woke!

*whispers* Maybe if we play lots of David Bowie and Prince we can trick the new year into being awesome

This is your energy for 2026 *via Zjaan on masto/original source unknown

31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

Since everyone seemed to enjoy the other giant ant eater video, here's one playing with some dogs.

Chasing penguins at Port Lockroy, Antarctica.

My feed: Full of talented writers, artists, directors, and massively creative and brilliant people. Also my feed: Hey, y'all. Here's a robot kicking its controller in the balls. We're just gonna keep sharing it over and over and over. This is not a criticism.

Time for a London trip. I have found my people!

This is when robots learned comedic timing, and humanity's days were numbered.

I definitely don't usually do this well. I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 27th 2025 (Tricky), in 02:50 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

Inside Medicine: The sentence I’m recommending for new vaccine hesitancy “the politics have changed, but the science has not.” by @jeremyfaust.bsky.social bit.ly/4slp7im

"Netflix and Chill" has been replaced by "Sanskrit and Floating," please update your cultural references to stay hip with the kids

Thanks to Jim Moylan, who pulled a borrowed car into a filling station on the wrong side on a rainy day & vowed to protect the rest of us from that annoying fate. What are some of your favorite inventions that make life just a smidge better?

Huge news from Blakeney Point...

This is, by far, my favorite Terry Pratchett quote.

“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.” -Noir Santa

Behold! My Solar System Christmas tree 🎄 Created 5 years ago, it’s a black tree with hand painted ornaments. Each year I added something new—asteroids from clay, moon ornaments, tree skirt, more stars, and even made it rotate. One year it was my favorite exoplanetary system, TRAPPIST-1. 🔭🧪🐡

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

I generally despise Xmas music, but I will make an exception for HARDBASS XMAS THROAT SINGING Courtesy of @funranium.bsky.social, who knows what is best in life.

Jolabokafloo sounds like a good reason to get all those Christmas ducks in a row early. Unfortunately I don't think it's happening for me this year.

Everyone you encounter is going through something… We have no idea what another person's life is like, or what they’re carrying inside. And we don't need to cause more pain and stress into someone else's life. Kindness can make a difference✨ I love you guys ❤️❤️❤️

If you need a good laugh read this thread.😂

people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do

If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.

Can confirm, these were a great addition to game nights.

🎶 It’s time to drink the tomb juice It’s time to raise the blight, It’s time to hatch the doom egg On the Muppet Show tonight! 🎶

Kinda weird/terrible to think about how Mr. Rogers would be considered radical antifa by today's standards and he was a Republican pastor.

D'oh! I'm 20 minutes late to wish you a happy solstice! At 10:03 Eastern US time the Sun reached its most southern point on the sky, and will slowly begin to crawl farther north every day. This means today has the least amount of daytime of the year, and nights get shorter from here on out!

My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.

Maybe we should just ... put it back. You know, given the way things are already going...

Sorry just a temporary pause on how wonderful humanity is. Have tissues ready

This is a bigger deal than most people realize. There are some… encryption efforts that are dependent upon *precise* corrections to time stamps. NIST is one of those government agencies that a huge portion of the world is unaware of their dependence upon.

At the time of the beep the time is NOT 5:58.