i feel in most relationships one partner is miss piggy and one partner is kermit. it's important to understand which one you are

Yep, straight on to etsy

Truth. I can't GUARANTEE the best pull I've ever had was at St. James Gate, but it was definitely in Dublin.

Find that I'm unfollowing more people that are quote-dunking lately. Block & move on, mute, ignore, whatever. But don't bring that twitter energy.

Buddhist rapture is a lot more boring. You just hang out on the Earth, breathing and trying to be a decent person until you die.

It's that time again. For the next 24 hours, drop any infectious disease and/or vaccine-related questions below in response to this post, and I will do my best to answer them. Responses are for information only and are NOT medical advice. #AskAnIDDoc September 2025 edition.

this is like the news that scrolls by in plague inc when you’re winning and everyone is dying

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs": Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.

Newcastle to Bournemouth is the Premier League's longest road trip 🗺️ A 700-mile round journey, the two stadiums are roughly as far apart as Boston and Atlantic City—here is how the interval looks on a map of the USA 😲

Happy Earth Wind & Fire Day! youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

47 years ago today, WKRP in Cincinnati debuted on CBS. From episode 1, when DJ John Caravella transformed into Dr. Johnny Fever, and WKRP became a rock and roll station.

It's happening - Canada will criminalize hate symbols like swastikas used in protests by hate groups Fed Govt to table bill Friday criminalizing use of certain symbols to promote hate #Canada #NoHate #cdnpoli Bill will target symbols related to recognized terror groups www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

The address to target is: Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution 500 S. Buena Vista St. Burbank, CA 91521-3515

I am happy that we can repay the Germans with amusing compound nouns of our own now.

Yet more evidence RFK Jr doesn't think anyone with disabilities should exist.

I was already kinda dreading surgery tomorrow (in that can't it just be done already sorta way). And now I learn I have to be at the hospital at 545 am. That's just way too early.

Hey, look! Someone mathed my anxiety!

RIP Robert Redford

Is it far enough into Brexit to know if this happened there?

this is just brutal and I'm old enough to know it's true

NEWS: Gov. Kathy Hochul has endorsed Zohran Mamdani for NYC mayor "We’ve had our disagreements. But in our conversations, I heard a leader who shares my commitment to a New York where children can grow up safe in their neighborhoods and where opportunity is within reach for every family."

On a good day, molecules & music. On a bad day, fog & fatigue.

Mabel being a tourist crowd-pleaser in York. Yes, I have wet wipes.

Somebody in this walmart parking lot is living right

One good bit of advice I have Learned The Hard Way: When there are Things™️ happening in the world, ask what good is being advanced by your involvement/ commentary. This works both ways and across all happenings. It's worth taking a minute to ask yourself this, for your own mental health/well being.

At the Amish weed booth anyone need anything

WeRateDogs now has a product for fans of @tkingfisher.com in particular 😄 weratedogs.com/products/ske...

@gorskon.bsky.social is 100% right. The meeting is the 18th, and one thing to note is they are considering raising the 'no questions asked' age to *75*. Even w/all the crap going on, there is a de facto deadline.

Scheiße!

I don't mean to offend women of faith, but these ladies give strong Discworld witch energy.

I went to bed thinking about beef & barley soup, and woke up to this. It may be a sign.

I didn't know this existed 5 minutes ago, but if you're into Halloween & nearby, I offer catskillshalloween.com

Goddamn Martha

You know things are bad when we've entered a time of protest canticles. "Oh ye fools, when will you understand?" Thoughts @revdaniel.bsky.social? www.classicfm.com/music-news/c...

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

This is definitely not my reaction. I want to go through my CTs & MRIs slice by slice. Except for anything related to my eyes. Eye stuff gives me the squirmy icks.

This is so cool! In NY we disperse bait laced with rabies vaccines to keep (primarily) racoons from getting infected. I wonder how they'll get the vaccine into koalas.

My ideal version of a lake. Surrounded by trees & mountains. Reminds me of Lake George in the Adirondacks.

Just the facts

Make little guys!

But those dogs are carnivores! Seriously, though, fuck that carbon footprint nonsense for normal people. I'm happy to lower my usage, but don't try to put me in the same category as major industry or the ultra-wealthy jet-setting crowd.

Watford will wear an Elton John-inspired jersey this weekend, celebrating 50 years since the music legend bought his boyhood club ✨ Included on the back are lyrics from Your Song: "How wonderful life is while you're in the world" 🎶

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