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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

I realize I am late to the party on this, but I had not realized that 50 Cent executive produced the 4-hour Netflix documentary series “Sean Combs: The Reckoning” because he hates Diddy *that* much. A level of hating we should all aspire to. Truly inspirational.

🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Melancholy blastbeats.

Two minutes into Ran and forget AI slop, you'll be raising arms against all CGI. Nothing Marvel ever rendered looks half as good as Some Dudes Carrying Cameras Up A Hill

A tiny bit of good news:

maybe if the men these days were listening to macho man instead of dipshits like andrew tate there wouldn't be a loneliness crisis youtu.be/wz-VJl7UkB8

ZARDOZ Japanese poster. Should people who watch WICKED be required to watch ZARDOZ afterwards?

Hell yeah this crushes gileadmedia.bandcamp.com/album/alluvion

It's that time of year again

Painterly Architectonic https://www.wikiart.org/en/lyubov-popova/painterly-architectonic

Chu Teh-Chun, "Le 3 mars 1974," 1974.

i’m so happy for him

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop

It's... it's Yuen Biao. 🥹 In an action scene! Thank you, Chris Huo, thank you. My Hong Kong Action Cinema-loving heart is full. THE SIXTH ROBBER / 运钞大劫案 (2025)

RIP Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa. I like to imagine he's eating sushi off some naked chicks with Brandon Lee in action movie heaven.

It took 15 years, but it’s finally a reality! Jen would be so pleased.

Art.

Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.

Somehow, as legacy media shits the bed in the face of American fascism, L.A. Taco & Memo Torres rise to the occasion.

Kitano Takeshi’s filmography varies in terms of quality. Even his most ardent fans have at least a few of his films that they have a hard time enjoying. Zatoichi, Hana-bi, the Outrage series, his trio of self-referential biographies - see how they all place in our new ranking! youtu.be/uDB5mZfzSEc

A tiny bit of good news.

it both rules and sucks that isaac chotiner continues to run circles around basically the entire media class using a unique genetic superpower known as "object permanence"

And Star Wars just had Cecep Arif Rahman and Yayan Ruhian runaway from CGI alien. This is how you use two amazing stuntmen and martial artists who are also charming as hell.

100 Yards (2023) directed by Xu Haofeng

The gyoji has been tossed, the sacred mound of dirt has been deconsecrated, and the offering taken away in a Family Mart bag as per tradition. Thus ends another basho! #sumo

And the macaron is *gold.* Yes, it is the gold macaron this basho! #sumo

Damnnnn, Aonishiki yusho! Way to go, Large Ukrainian Son! (Goddamn Hoss is probably *so* pissed at himself right now.) #sumo #sumospoilers

Holy shit, Aonishiki did it! We have a playoff! #sumo #sumospoilers

Hakuoho easily handles Shodai, who showed up in “hot garbage” mode and not “former ozeki” mode. #sumo #sumospoilers

Old Man Tamawashi beats Fujinokawa (who is a full 20 years younger than Tamawashi) to end this basho at a decent 7-8 record. #sumo #sumospoilers

Gonoyama the cannonball defeats Abi (#2 sumo heel) via oshidashi! Suck it, Abi! #sumo #sumospoilers

Kinbozan defeats Sadanoumi by hatakikomi slap-down. Another victory for glorious Kazakhstan! (Which also wraps up Kinbozan’s basho with a not-terrible 7-8 record.) #sumo #sumospoilers

Wakanohana points out that Onosato's usually excellent ring sense failed him, leading him to step out in his match w/Kotozakura. I like that Abema has Waka doing commentary, because even if I can't understand Japanese, his actions make it clear how rikishi win or lose matches. #sumo #sumospoilers

Aonishiki beats Hoshoryu, meaning we *still* have a 3-way tie for the yusho going into the final day! (Aonishiki, Onosato, & Hoss are all at 11-3). #sumo #sumospoilers

Kotozakura defeats Onosato, and gets his kachikoshi! What the hell is even happening?! The guy who looked completely busted up at the beginning of this basho just threw a wrench in the yusho race! #sumo #sumospoilers

Ura & Tobizaru, the two wild men of sumo, go at it in a back-and-forth match that sees Ura ultimately victorious, which also secures his kachikoshi (and a makekoshi for Tobizaru; sorry bro). #sumo #sumospoilers

Abi (#2 sumo heel, behind Chiyoshoma) loses to Ryuden (Japanese Bob Hoskins) but leaves him bleeding. #sumo #sumospoilers

Kinbozan beats a barely-there Shonannoumi (likely headed back to juryo). Still, another win for glorious Kazakhstan! #sumo #sumospoilers

Chiyoshoma beats my boy Roga in the battle of the Mongolic wrestlers. I'd be mad at this but Roga already has his kachikoshi and Chiyoshoma *does* need to win just often enough to stay in makuuchi so I can continue to root against him. #sumo #sumospoilers

Gonoyama defeats Large Ukrainian Son Shishi to get his kachikoshi. Not a great basho for Shishi, unfortunately. #sumo #sumospoilers

Shirokuma (Polar Bear) loses to Asahakuryu. He already has his kachikoshi, but no double-digit wins for him this basho. #sumo #sumospoilers

Asanoyama beats Fujiryoga (the Snowman), meaning the juryo yusho is still in contention! #sumo #sumospoilers

I *despise* scare stories like this. ADHD meds have been difficult to get for the past few years, so I don't buy that they are "overprescribed." It took Jen forever to get the stimulant meds that helped her, & her own sister accused her of drug-seeking. The stigma against psych meds is disgusting.

Damn, that was an *intense* match between Hoss & Papayasu! The three-way tie remains (Hoshoryu, Onosato, & Aonishiki all tied at 10-2). #sumo #sumospoilers