I should be working, and yet...

Nintendo showing us exactly how cool they *could* make Starfox then Just Not Doing That is some kind of power move. Not a good kind, but definitely powerful.

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Given how $80 for GTA 6 will mean fewer people play it and more people try other games, I'm forced to agree that would be good for the whole game industry

World: *through sobs* You can't use infinite wealth to make everything worse Techbros: <points at dog> Worse

Ever look at the heart and think jesus that thing needs some cable management

Illuminated comics are brilliant and hilarious comics, enjoy

I absolutely get that canister from the second boss, screw it on in a cutscene, then go back and jump to that higher platform in the first level

Pragmata and I am never clicking the left stick again I have a BUTTON!

Sorry, I know this isn't the main focus here, but: I DESPERATELY need someone to corner Dawkins and force him to answer what makes Claudia female. LITERALLY WHATEVER ANSWER HE GIVES, that's what we throw back at him the second he tries to get uppity about trans women not being women. Cunt.

This is going on my browser toolbar in CAPITAL LETTERS

THUNDERBIRD 2 SPOTTED in recent SPY X FAMILY! The best fictional vehicle continues!

The original is so much better too

Adorablt Angy Asian Little Green Bee-eater

Every time I see "OOOH Death Stranding 2 is out!" immediately followed by "Hahaha seventy goddamn pounds are you insane"

Oh my god the latest epic free game is clearly Pikmin Satisfactory, I am in DANGER I have MAJOR LIFE PROJECTS HAPPENING NOW

Curious about trackballs and when one was called HUGE I knew it was for my massive paws. It's a total game changer, where the game is "gradually rewinding the frayed fibers holding my hand onto my wrist". And the change is that I start playing the game.

Fully agree, the correct sensitivity for your block button should be "neutrino detector"

Just gave up on a comic at volume ten because when everyone ALWAYS betrays each other at every single opportunity it stops being interesting

Inspired to make this reaction image for Internet tough guys

Surprised and excited at recent stories giving us a bit of MING HAD A POINT I suspect the evil writhing crystal might be about to dilute that point a tad, but can't wait to see!

My feed is exponentially improving thanks to a simple decision tree Pictures of birds: follow Pictures of what some dipshit said: unfollow

Current age: pleasure level at hanging laundry on a day so sunny I feel things drying even as I put on the clothes pegs: HIGH

"March of the Volunteers" playing so loud it vibrates nearby data centers into silicon dust finance.yahoo.com/sectors/tech...

"Are things okay Luke you've switched off your targeting computer"

I never panicked at the disco but there was that murder on the dancefloor

So many people deny themselves the brain-breathing joy of CTRL-W-W-W-W-W-W-W! Blissful mental reset, an hour of mediation in under a second.

Calling my legs Laurel and Hardy because one's triple the width of the other and they're both regularly in pain

A favorite bird genre of mine has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur' Groove-Billed Ani (Crotophaga sulcirostris) www.inaturalist.org/guide_taxa/3...

They're trying to use culture war bullshit directly against reality now, painting stealing food to survive as an optional virtue-signalling choice assholes can then hate.

Pragmata is FUN and DAD and so am I so we're having a great time

Literally Disabled King invents jousting because he can't do the regular social mechanics

Aging: Readjusted my position and set a new personal best for sounding like Wario

Recovering from a sickness, forced to accept that Plan A for dealing with Late Forties Fatigue might not be workable. So no CON buff but WIS +1

As always the best

"This week, Captain Picard is stranded and faces temptation when his shuttle lecraft is disabled by a mysterious substance"

The Emperor has no clothes as they're consumed in the psychic pyre of the Golden Throne

My GMing style? At its best, stone soup. Only pulled off that goal once, but I'm getting better at finding just how many ingredients I need to get the players adding better ones.

No no no, this has to be isometric, like this it's barely even Marble Mildlyupsetness

How would you feel if JKR started beefing with the US govt? Because the Pope is actively harming way more trans people at scale. Also as an Irish person I have some axes to grind with those slave-running hospital-stealing assholes

Well it's been a long time since Rainbow, it's not like Zippy or George are employable either

"Fight wiv me, or der will be... WAAAUGH!"

Lotta people putting themselves on the wrong side of this "deny medical care and rights" Pope vs US thing. The correct attitude is

Greens doing well enough for the MuckRakeOTron 3000 to be shifted up a gear I see

I love how people make things and they're so cool

I'll give them this, a genuine research breakthrough, I honestly didn't think he could make people hate him more

Everyone saying great things about PREY (2017) is correct and you should play it

Oh, applause, standing, ovating, stamping feet and yelling

RoboCop is a film about Murphy's law

Lavender Jack Vol 1 was even more fun to reread in print than I thought. Now for the second stage of the cunning plan: leave it lying around until my kid picks it up!