Ivan Marchuk - Tenderness, 1984.

I’d like to hear from Matt Damon

Але ж яка назва

Ще живе прадавнє мистецтво

Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world

laughed pretty hard at this boat

this email could have been a lucid dream

Скрябін - Люди як кораблі (2 Special remix) Skryabin - People are like ships (2 Special remix) youtu.be/xs9Ura6jz-g?...

Вчера открылась выставка из Америки под названием "Наши пернатые друзья".

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Wow, just 15 years ago...

It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you

I promise this made sense in my head when I started making it:

As a fan of literature there’s no worse feeling than finding out a novel has an unreliable narrator and realising you wasted your money

The first three letters of "hot dog" and "Dog Day Afternoon" spell out "hot dog". The remaining letters spell out "Dog Day Afternoon".

I’ll end a sentence with a preposition whenever the fuck I feel like it for.

me: *finding myself in times of trouble* mother mary: *whispering* let it be me: mother mary: me: that is really not helpful, what the fuck mother mary

#SunflowerFromJapan #PrayForUkraine

#SunflowerFromJapan #PrayForUkraine こんな小さいぼくたちだけど、みんなどんな大人になるのか知らないのさ。

How your email finds my other emails—

Блускай поламав сі: гортаєш-гортаєш хрологічну стрічку, – з якогось моменту вона припиняється, і починається т.н. "алгоритмічна". Тепер Блускай приєднується до решти соцмереж, які бажано не пропускати хоча б щопару днів, бо інакше хронологична стрічка "згорить".

За мого часу вже можна було подзвонити в пейджингову компанію і попросити надіслати повідомлення на пейджер радіостанції.

Gettin' a little noivous 'bout this boid flu, boss

9 років

#SunflowerFromJapan #PrayForUkraine くしゃみ、、

It’s that time again! The ornament on my mother-in-law’s tree that I thought for years was a surfing baby Jesus.

That's actually deep

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It's not just a racecar shaped bed, it's a racecar shaped sleep system.

If turtles hate straws so much then explain this

Introvert James Bond who realizes at the end of the movie that the sexy lady from the beginning of the movie was actually flirting with him

I had a history teacher who in 1986 told us that the Berlin wall will sadly not fall in our lifetime. I think about this all the time when idiots insist that some circumstances cannot be changed

(flashlight in your face) you boys been doing some antihistamines?

Курган - Червоним бузком Kurhan - Chervonym buzkom youtu.be/oGCDOFPNwPo?...

It’s scientifically impossible to remember how the Moonraker theme song goes and not just sing “Moonraker” to the tune of Goldfinger

Рилась в метричних книгах за 1872 і по записах про смерть зрозуміла що на Київщині в цей час вирувала холера. Знайшла на вікі коротку згадку про Київ uk.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A7%...

Stir fry

Standing outside your window holding a rotisserie chicken above my head.

My body is a temple because I only pay attention to it on holidays

We wanted to understand what’s going on in South Korea. So we talked to three Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby’s in Harrisburg

maxandruh - вівці мої, вівці, maxandruh - vivtsi moji vivtsi youtu.be/eDn5YvwWwlQ

The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another

Me when I log onto twitter