Enjoy a cozy little morning sipping on some coffee (or tea!) while watching the #PAXEast Magic: The Gathering panel with us! #PAXPartner www.youtube.com/live/WKnYPcF...

See if you can deduce what this madness translates to as you listen to the second episode of the Answer for It! Podcast (I don't remember): answer-for-it.captivate.fm

If you have no teeth and get bit by a vampire, what happens?

Choo-choo, all aboard the F-Boy Express! Episode #1 of ANSWER FOR IT is here 🚆 >>> answer-for-it.captivate.fm

Choo-choo, all aboard the F-Boy Express! Episode #1 of ANSWER FOR IT is here 🚆 >>> answer-for-it.captivate.fm

Announcement: Answer for It! THE PODCAST. First episode coming April 15th! You can subscribe right now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts~

Announcement: Answer for It! THE PODCAST. First episode coming April 15th! You can subscribe right now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts~

Answer for It! James Birthday Show 🎉 Digital and in-person in tickets available here: www.jameswillems.com/answer-for-it

Answer for It! James Birthday Show 🎉 Digital and in-person in tickets available here: www.jameswillems.com/answer-for-it

Didn't buy this hamburger and hotdog mug combo when I had the chance. Now I gotta live with that.

Brat summer is a thing of the past -- 2025 is officially Mr. Bean summer. Changing into our swimsuits without removing our underwear. Getting our heads stuck in turkeys. Feuding with three-wheeled cars. Cutting the hair of strangers. Insulting the Queen.

"This movie's blowing my mind!" - @jameswillems.bsky.social on Babe: Pig in the City

It's MAR10 Day, but we're all secretly thinking about him

They cut away, but I caught Adrien Brody's gum

It's the '90s. Blockbuster is sold out of this week's new rental. You download a song but before it can finish your mom picks up the phone. Gas is free, your rollerblade wheels rotated, the Bulls just 3-peated, and the Mall of America is open. Your Tamagotchi is trying to kill you. Life is good.

Spoiler Mode - Lost Records: Bloom & Rage Tape 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz-p... Our trio of Life is Strange fans is joined by Isla Hinck to talk about Don't Nod's new game about teens in the 90s, rocking out, making videos, and getting into some weird stuff in the woods. @elysewillems.bsky.social

Answer for It! replay is out now! A comedy trivia show hosted and produced by James. Last night's teams were Tommy & Amanda from Smosh, Ricky & Eliot from Internet Today, and Patrick and me! www.squadup.com/events/answe...

Am I the only one who can sometimes believe it's not butter

I miss when technologically inept people would accidentally post their search engine queries to social media can I recycle my own body's microplastics

We've got a new episode of Drawtectives premiering today at 1pm ET! Come hang out and watch us try to solve the mystery! youtu.be/Fu6gnd_lb50

TIL Matthew Lillard (whose character Stu died in Scream) has a background cameo in Scream 2

John Cena sells every in-ring reaction like he's Scooby Doo and he just saw a ghost.

Hope you like secrets in your secrets (This title reads like Dan Brown handed in his homework [this book] five minutes before it was due.)

It made my week, too! 🧩

They say nothing quite leaves a mark like Mark, the guy who hit your car

Remy hopes this helps 🥺

*eating chocolate while my dog stares at me expectantly* me: "I'm so sorry baby, this is bad for puppies! It'll hurt your wittle tummy! But I love you! I LOVE YOU!" my dog: you have made a powerful enemy today.

Resurfacing this old wisdom imparted by a sage internet denizen of yore, as we embark on this new Bluesky journey together:

"I'm thinking a Lion, a Witch, AND a Wardrobe, but not in that order."

Missed opportunity to call it the "Switcheroo"and retroactively rebrand the original the "'Ol Switch(eroo)." #Switch2

NEW REC: As a fan of games like Her Story and Obra Dinn, I've spent the last few days channeling my inner '90s armchair Internet detective while glued to The Roottrees are Dead. Layered, twisty, and complex puzzle / mystery / logic deduction with a splash of morbidity. I was HOOKED.

"Prepare your senses for the ultimate harvarti party, a fromage fest, an un-brie-lievable gouda time!" - me, putting out a sleeve of pre-sliced cheese and box of gluten-free crackers

This is an open letter to the producers of Wheel of Fortune. I will write your 'Before & After' category for scale and a chance to spin the big wheel. "Papau New Guinea Pig"... "Metroid Prime Rib"... "Robert Downey Junior Mints"...* *Three for free, as a show of good faith

My skin is my itichiest organ

Trying to maintain a 2014 former bird app energy going on my Bluesky: funny posts, jokes and observations, with little reposting or promotion. How am I doing?

The LAFD is so strapped for resources that they're asking all available off duty firefighters to call their communications (213) 576-8962) and report their availability to help with the LA fires. This is the first time in 19 years that the department has carried out this protocol.

Do you think Victor Frankenstein's parents bragged to all their friends about their son being a doctor?

Roses are red 🌹 Violets are blue 🪻

You mess with the porcupine, you're gonna get the quills

"Netflix queue, never watched."

In this house we respect Hayden Christensen's Bob Dylan

The back of Mount Rushmore is Ben Affleck's phoenix tattoo

Reading Berserk until my eyes bleed, or it's 1pm, whichever comes first.

I would've watched 'Two Guys, a Girl, a Cigar-Smoking-Horse and a Pizza Place.'

"Reverse Beauty and the Beast" is when you're turned ~beautiful~ by an old crone, but the effects only last until the final petal falls from a (discontinued) Chili's Awesome Blossom.

I've never worked in food service, but if I did I'd probably do something embarrassing like order condiments when my boss clearly asked me to order three thousand condom mints

If monster trucks can rally, so can you. #motivation

"I can forgive $4.28 billion in student debt, but I cannot forgive Scar for what he did." - Joe Biden will NOT be seeing Mufasa (2024) this weekend!!