I think Cate is the right choice but I’m also taking a hard look at Ralph Fiennes.

Two hours into the new Ken Burns and hooting and hollering at every voice I recognize. Hell yeah, that’s Matthew Rhys! Read me the phone book, Liev Schreiber! Can’t believe they got Giamatti back for John Adams!

UK Celeb Traitors is just tremendous television. So many clearly intelligent people stepping on every possible rake

enlisting in the bong squad

Sharing this again with Wake Up Dead Man added. Certain folks might find it helpful! boxd.it/bzqxUin

We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.

Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

thinking of her today

There should be a William H. Macy’s parade

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

I just really enjoy the Rian Johnson experience. I think he’s one of the most thoughtful filmmakers of his generation. All of the Blanc movies are good to great and I’ll go the mat for Last Jedi. Brick rules. The guy has the juice!

Josh O’Connor is SO good in Wake Up Dead Man. Love that each Blanc movie feels different and manages to make you invest in a new main character even as Blanc is the connective tissue.

Brolin’s character is Mark Driscoll coded for those with eyes to see

I loved WAKE UP DEAD MAN as a fan of the Benoit Blanc movies. But I *really loved* it as an exvangelical.

I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

This is really close to my list so I must support it, and Pritzker

I thought TRAIN DREAMS was quite beautiful, in pretty much every way a film can be.

I love it when you call me il Papa

1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths 2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them

So the moral of WICKED: FOR GOOD is literally “we can’t tell the people of Oz the truth because they’re irredeemably vapid dupes, oh well”?? There’s like six scenes about this???

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Last person to talk to Trump rule in effect

"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

"The way Grambo sees it, it’s a numbers game. If he can draw the attention of officers to himself, perhaps fewer immigrants will get swept up, and that’s a win. 'I know I can’t stop them,' he said, 'but if I can suck up their time, then at least I can help some people.'" legend forever.

i'm developing a medieval open-world adventure game in which your character is immortal but has to sneeze constantly, so mostly you just wander the towns and countryside searching for kerchiefs and the like. sometimes you have to acquire oaken buckets or enchanted books to sneeze into

mr president!! what do you say to critics who think your pedophilia shouldn’t result in their murders

Weird how the entire Internet breaks a lot more now once all the tech companies fired everyone

On NOUVELLE VAGUE:

me upon arriving in the British Isles: I'll allow these people to keep their celtic culture as much as possible and make peace me after seeing them eating eels: get ready to learn latin, buddy

put Michael Caine in one of these frontier-ass cell phone commercials. "Out 'ere on the prairie, we 'ave a saying: if it ain't T-Mobile, it's SHITE."

THE RUNNING MAN: Have to hand it to David Leitch, the guy knows how to make a slickly entertaining popcorn flick — wait, no, this was Edgar Wright?? Are you sure???? That’s crazy, there’s nothing of him in this. Huh.

Pope Leo, come to my Andrei Tarkovsky festival

the church took revenge on jd vance’s murder of the woke pope by electing a newer, woker pope.

They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?

Sensei Sergio is my favorite movie character of the year for many reasons, including this one

*to the tune of eleanor rigby* Matthew Macfayden / Losing his spouse in the house cuz she's six inches hiiiigh / Miniature wife

People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility

At least the court and jerseys look dope

Powerful people avoiding consequences is pretty much our whole thing! The system is set up that way, on purpose!