The Spurs, man.

Looking into the coverup I did. Will let you know what I find

im airdropping into woke 2 with an operation iraqi freedom style deck of playing cards

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

many people are asking

Out of all the lovely choices made in the Dunk & Egg finale, my favorite might have been… the use of jazz(?!)

Dunk AND Egg? In this economy?

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

Is Tudor Yukon Cornelius in this scenario?

(handing the most heartbroken, disgusted-looking hockey player a stuffed animal) congratulazioni! enjoy the stoat

A travesty that NBC didn’t show the Kazakh kid who skated in the Kung-fu Panda suit! That was hilarious!

PBSKids depicting a frenulum piercing. Alysa's power

No. You don’t get the skater with facial piercings and weird hair. You get country singers named Bunt Gruntley and Mormon wife influencers with poorly done extensions and that’s what you get. Sorry

Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 is the first non-Zelda game I’ve *ever* put over 100 hours into on a single playthrough. There’s so much to do but I’m not burned out at all, it just rips

Tony Gilroy, creator of Andor, wasn’t allowed to use the word “fascism” during press junkets in 2025. Interesting interview in The Hollywood Reporter. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

I have read and loved every single Rodger Newsletter these Games. Penisgate, Messy Biathalon, Curling Swears, Alysa Liu being the coolest person ever, and now perhaps his crowning analytical achievement: NORWAY OR NO WAY (the answer is socialism in youth sports)

The Roberts Court has a clear set of guidelines: the president can do anything he pleases, so long as it does not violate the rights of the owning class.

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

I know American men haven't been successful at the Olympics. But I really believe that if we televise men's sports and get them some financial support, there's real upside there. Think about it: Nearly half of all Americans are men, surely some of them might be good at sports

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

Alysa Liu might be the coolest person alive

Students at my school performed 1984 as a play last night and uh,

Woody and Buzz launch the Butlerian jihad.

We do not send rich people to jail in America, we simply fine them a token amount of the vast wealth we have allowed them to accumulate and that they will never miss. Sometimes they don't pay the fine and we send their attorneys a strongly worded letter, or even slightly increase the fine

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

there are two types of people in this world: people who are rooting for Alysa Liu, and my enemies

seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages

staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.

The AI bubble RAM crisis is caused for non-existent problems by non-existent money for a non-existent infrastructure to meet non-existent demand to make non-existent business and will utterly destroy real business based on real demand and real infrastructure built with real money for real problems.

***ANNOUNCEMENT*** Coming on April 7th on Blu-ray in the US from #WarnerBros: #OverTheGardenWall: The Complete Series (2014)! Over the Garden Wall is Cartoon Network's first animated miniseries event that tells the story of two brothers, Wirt and Greg, who find themselves

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

If it's true that they always come in threes, I have a few suggestions that could be real mood-changers!

new distracted boyfriend meme just dropped

Off to the side doesn’t do this justice. He crossed the remainder of their run, crawled under a fence, crossed an adjacent mogul run, and then collapsed.

“My visor’s cracked.”

Great Indie Spirits results. Train Dreams, Sorry Baby, Rose Byrne, justice done. Even Ann Lee won Editing!

This is hilarious. First player to answer an All-Star postgame question like Gregg Popovich.

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Carter Bryant has finished more dunks tonight than he did in the first three months of the season

This was Wes Anderson *as hell.*

HE DUNKED ON THE FIRST TRY, WAY TO GO ROOK

Is Jalen Brunson okay

Happy Valentine's Day

[trying to explain Short Track to the kids] It’s Baby Park with even more crashing

That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.

Ice jousting