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Michael
3 days ago
Le Creuset is Cheugy π
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tried playing the new skate, took 20 minutes of loading/restarting before i could control my character. had to climb a building to get the skateboard at which point the game crashed. can't believe they surf dracula'd skate
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it's pretty cool the stars are free to stream locally and it also allows for some of the most insane commercials during the games in between still, silent screens saying when the next high school football game will be aired
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a lot of this website is sports posting until someone with fafo or thee in their display name calls you a MAGAt for not agreeing that gavin newsom is the next fdr. in my opinion
4 days ago
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James G
4 days ago
Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"
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interesting bluesky response: you don't know anything about cowherd's radio show in 2025 and if you did you would beg on your knees for forgiveness
4 days ago
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Rodger Sherman
5 days ago
when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
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account named "for.shame.wtf": some of you simply cannot be trusted with knowing who i have labeled a "jesse singal follower," a tag i created for uhhhhhhhhhhhhbhhhnfnnhf
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cait (and adonis)
5 days ago
i love this website actually
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Cooger & Darkβs Pandemonium Shadow Podcast
6 days ago
Look I think there is a limit to what mockery practically achieves but it fucking rules that the American Himmler had to go on TV to sputter about how heβs not actually under five feet tall
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ultimately the best world series is something like mariners-brewers, most similar to the 2023 series which many people i know say is the greatest of all time
6 days ago
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i don't even understand what the "code" "product" here is supposed to be. how does it relate to being a site for posting. just remove the posting if your c suite can't handle it
8 days ago
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Haus of Decline
8 days ago
Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.
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Lifelong Democrats for Zohran #ImWithHim πππ
8 days ago
brutal lol
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blue origin passengers are not astronauts
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9 days ago
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lauren
9 days ago
all respect to the star tribune, this kind of stuff should not be paywalled
archive.is/iGtMf
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Jon Bois
10 days ago
[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
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worm
11 days ago
Mr. Pope
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leon
11 days ago
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Queer Satanic
11 days ago
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off
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Elizabeth π³οΈββ§οΈ
11 days ago
What a website
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ca-dmv-bot
12 days ago
Customer: BUSHCRAFT: THE ART OF BEEING KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT HOW TO USE MOTHER NATURE IN ONES ADVANTAGE WHILE IN THE OUTDOORS/BACKCOUNTRY. DMV: LOOKS LIKE BITCH CRAFT Verdict: DENIED
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A.R. Moxon
12 days ago
It's fascinating and revealing how many centrists think refusing to compromise on human rights to gain the support of bigots represents a "political purity test," yet also think that a bigot saying "I won't join you unless you accommodate my bigotry" does NOT represent a "political purity test."
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Adam Tool
13 days ago
Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival
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ceej
12 days ago
I think President Trump is brave to shut down the government instead of releasing the Epstein files
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12 days ago
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hello im a comedian in riyadh. shane gillis is smarter than me
12 days ago
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saw a guy wearing a shirt that said JESUS STRONG which makes it seem as though jesus is dealing with some sort of explosion or flood
13 days ago
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ceej
14 days ago
I yearn for the things I remember from my childhood... not being able to buy beer... having to take math tests...
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with the PIF getting EA basically the only way i can now consume sports in any way ethically is by playing papyrus games' indycar 2 (1995)
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bakoon
14 days ago
damn i gotta get to the pictures lol hell yeah
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K. Thor Jensen
14 days ago
I got a Boner β ππ©πͺπ΄ πΆπ΄π¦π³ πͺπ΄ π΄πΆπ΄π±π¦π€π΅π¦π₯ π°π§ π£π¦πͺπ―π¨ π±π’π³π΅ π°π§ π’ π΅π¦π³π³π°π³πͺπ΄π΅ π°π³π¨π’π―πͺπ»π’π΅πͺπ°π― π€π’πππ¦π₯ ππ―π΅πͺπ§π’. πππ¦π’π΄π¦ π³π¦π±π°π³π΅ π’π―πΊ π΄πΆπ΄π±πͺπ€πͺπ°πΆπ΄ π£π¦π©π’π·πͺπ°π³
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Razzball
15 days ago
With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, letβs take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos
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everyone was crazy for the ice cube war of the worlds movie but halfway through it now i highly recommend hot seat (2022) starring matt dillon!...'s brother kevin
14 days ago
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riyadh comedy festival is funny because sportswashing kind of makes sense, if you google those guys you get results, but imagine wondering why you haven't seen louis ck on tv in a few years
16 days ago
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Brandon Kennedy
16 days ago
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
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tinybaby
16 days ago
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i have seen enough brilyn. thank you for your attention on this matter!
17 days ago
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im enjoying borderlands 4, the writing is the least annoying it has been since 1 and also the guns are cool
17 days ago
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sure does feel like between vaccine changes and acetaminophen doubt this administration is going to herald unprecedented numbers of polio and reye syndrome cases in children
19 days ago
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every week npr makes it more and more clear i was correct to cancel contributions a decade ago
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19 days ago
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disassembling my work phone with one hand like jason bourne with a glock
20 days ago
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it you are posting anything right now that i could even perceive as possibly relating to a memorial service, i think less of you (unless it could also apply to like three football fanbases)
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Brendel
22 days ago
The strange duality of man
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actually its fens monster
23 days ago
every poster whose skeets get read in court should be required to have a username that is this funny, at bare minimum
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bort
23 days ago
stadium blaring roundball rock as a casket is pushed out of the c-130 overhead; a big bullseye painted on the field with βfree 10 oz black rifle coffeeβ in the center
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double vaccinated and drinking did not go as well as i hoped
23 days ago
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i have beautiful flu and covid rnas coursing through me. time to drink beers and wake up sunday morning
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leon
24 days ago
real macho man we got here. threat neutralized soldier, good job. looks like you really needed that call of duty max loadout
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there might be something with people cancelling hulu and espn or whatever because my mom told me out of nowhere she was doing it (we have set up a plex server for her and she's had it for months)
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