This Artemis II mission is incredibly exciting!

12 hours later it's now the third most blocked.

Careful horse, one person who tried Cake ended up throwing up their own pelvis.

If they don't nickname this Brenin Ghidorah they are missing a trick or three.

What are Warburtons playing at with renaming their "Medium Sliced White Loaf" to "Medium Toastie"? It's too early in the morning for confusion. If I wanted a Toastie loaf I'd have bought your Toastie loaf in the orange pack, not the blue one! Yes I'm using it for toast, but that's not the point.

Winston Churchill versus an Otter?

Apparently there's a Bounty on his head! WE'RE BETTER THAN THAT!!!

I feel bad for Bungie because they're inevitably gonna have to rename their game Snickers

You bastards made the first five minutes of UP and you expect us to believe you’re worried about the audience needing therapy?

If I and my cronies had all been discovered in correspondence with the most famous sex trafficker in the world, and more and more evidence kept leaking out, I suppose I too would start a bloody foreign war

It’s almost like killing law-abiding citizens, threatening Greenland and kidnapping Maduro wasn’t *quite* enough to distract…

Say hello to my little friend.

Been playing quite a lot of Ultrapool by @icedropgames.bsky.social on Google Play early access all last week and just noticed it also dropped on Steam as part of #Nextfest today store.steampowered.com/app/4195110/...). It's well worth a look if you like your deckbuilders, bar games, or both.

They must've used bananas because anything Apple branded is overpriced for what it is.

“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”

No word yet on whether or not he is sweating www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...

Execute Order 66.

It's Pancake Day! #PancakeDay

Well you know what day it is! m.youtube.com/watch?v=lS9J...

youtu.be/t9gup1STZ5Y It's Livestream time once again and we're off to the land of the 8 bit micros to start with AUF WIEDERSEHEN MONTY!! It's Patreon Tier 4 Livestream time and @zaktduck.bsky.social has chosen the games, so let's get involved!

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

"Who hopefully will die in prison..." Wait, is that a hint they're going to off Maxwell in prison?

Has anyone ported Doom to MSDOS yet I think it would be fun to see if it would run on like an old 486 PC from the 90s

Spotted in Tesco. Wychwood Brewery certainly knows their target demographic

congrats everyone, we're now 85 seconds to midnight. Even Iron Maiden was more optimistic about the future than this

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.

This seriously needs to be a collab with www.youtube.com/@greigjohnso... and be FoodFarms branded.

It's the 25th of January. You know what that means for tea tonight...

Nice to see this bloke has managed to find a way to monetise his issues.

how far is Davos from Dignitas

What’s your sign?

The silver lining with the sudden increase in RAM prices is that hopefully, the obsession with making every appliance in your home "smart" will die down.

Hear me out: French fry salad

Tony Blair has been drafted in, because they're Bored of Peace

Yeah, we know. That's why we came here in 2023.

If you’re a paid user of X, you are now identifiable as having access to a tool that can generate CSAM images, and indeed, are liable for knowingly funding its hosting and development.

The poor lettuce, it's not fun at all being compared to Liz The Monarch Murderer.

call me crazy, but I'm starting to think that the rapey pedo con-man maybe wasn't the best choice for president.

Anyone else "working" today after the best part of a week long weekend?

But I am le tired Well have a nap and then FIRE ZE MISSILES

My little brother and his partner have outdone themselves this Christmas. They got me what they've named Mr Flamboyant Potato Head. Yes they're also fans of @robbotron.bsky.social and especially The Dark Room.

The USAF reportedly shot down an aircraft over Venezuela. Reports state that it was powered by "multiple antlered propulsion units". DOD says the aircraft was operating without a transponder or flight plan and carrying a large quantity of suspicious packages while engaged in "seasonal trafficking".

Bueno estente. El grande pervert... siento, el mucho grande presidente pervert, dice "wah, wah, wah, listen, Biden, whap, whap, battleship, Obama, mummy". Pfft, nearly dead so all bueno. Feliz Navidad desde Venezuela. Boutros Boutros Ghali.

the year is 2025 & Andrew Tate has just had the shit publicly knocked out of him by pink gloves 😘👌

Time, Dr. Freeman. Is it really that... time again? #SteamReplay

Another one on the migrated to Waterfox bandwagon. If Mozilla's new management want to kill their flagship product with AI where it's not wanted/needed and threatening to disabe adblock features... they're heading towards the FO part of FAFO sooner than they think.

Congrts to the new CEO of FireFox: you got your browser's open source fork trending on bluesky!

Getting myself kicked out of Forbidden Planet.