Has anyone ported Doom to MSDOS yet I think it would be fun to see if it would run on like an old 486 PC from the 90s

Spotted in Tesco. Wychwood Brewery certainly knows their target demographic

congrats everyone, we're now 85 seconds to midnight. Even Iron Maiden was more optimistic about the future than this

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.

This seriously needs to be a collab with www.youtube.com/@greigjohnso... and be FoodFarms branded.

It's the 25th of January. You know what that means for tea tonight...

Nice to see this bloke has managed to find a way to monetise his issues.

how far is Davos from Dignitas

What’s your sign?

The silver lining with the sudden increase in RAM prices is that hopefully, the obsession with making every appliance in your home "smart" will die down.

Hear me out: French fry salad

Tony Blair has been drafted in, because they're Bored of Peace

Yeah, we know. That's why we came here in 2023.

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The poor lettuce, it's not fun at all being compared to Liz The Monarch Murderer.

call me crazy, but I'm starting to think that the rapey pedo con-man maybe wasn't the best choice for president.

Anyone else "working" today after the best part of a week long weekend?

But I am le tired Well have a nap and then FIRE ZE MISSILES

My little brother and his partner have outdone themselves this Christmas. They got me what they've named Mr Flamboyant Potato Head. Yes they're also fans of @robbotron.bsky.social and especially The Dark Room.

The USAF reportedly shot down an aircraft over Venezuela. Reports state that it was powered by "multiple antlered propulsion units". DOD says the aircraft was operating without a transponder or flight plan and carrying a large quantity of suspicious packages while engaged in "seasonal trafficking".

Bueno estente. El grande pervert... siento, el mucho grande presidente pervert, dice "wah, wah, wah, listen, Biden, whap, whap, battleship, Obama, mummy". Pfft, nearly dead so all bueno. Feliz Navidad desde Venezuela. Boutros Boutros Ghali.

the year is 2025 & Andrew Tate has just had the shit publicly knocked out of him by pink gloves 😘👌

Time, Dr. Freeman. Is it really that... time again? #SteamReplay

Another one on the migrated to Waterfox bandwagon. If Mozilla's new management want to kill their flagship product with AI where it's not wanted/needed and threatening to disabe adblock features... they're heading towards the FO part of FAFO sooner than they think.

Congrts to the new CEO of FireFox: you got your browser's open source fork trending on bluesky!

Getting myself kicked out of Forbidden Planet.

Light-hearted seasonal news story www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...

Happy Easter

You will be visited by three spirits.

Blightys in Farnworth, AKA The Monaco or The Pleasuredrome depending on your era. Now long gone and is the back end of a carehome.

It was great when FIFA got rid of Sepp Blatter and all the corruption stopped.

2nd December, still intact.

Fans of 80s Advertising Jingles performed by Lancashire's two premier bands will *love* our version the 1981 Woolworths song...

1st Day of December and the Gävle Goat and is not on fire.

Disappointing to see that Bude Tunnel hasn't made the cut. theweek.com/culture-life...

Just nominated @nikkijay.games's Quantum Witch for Outstanding Story-Rich Game Award in the 2025 Steam Awards.

...this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, Charlie Brown?

🎶What is this that stands before me? Figure in black which points at me Turn round quick and start to run Find out I'm the chosen one Oh no...🎶

Why on earth are people still reading The Telegraph? They're vile

How often do I have to keep reposting this strip? #cloudflare

Dammit, did @valvesoftware.com finally learn how to count to and beyond 3? Time to start saving up...

@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social When Trump was impeached for his Capitol rant his own lawyers argued his repeated use of the word 'fight' was figurative. So by their definition the BBC edit is just showing him talking figuratively. Hope that helps :) www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...

"When the Left sees bias in BBC coverage, its arguments are dismissed. When the Right does, it’s a national scandal." Yep. Nobody was forced to resign when they did exactly the same thing (only worse!) to Corbyn. The BBC just "rejected" the BBC Trust's finding. bsky.app/profile/jimc...

We're about 48 hours from a campaign to get Boris Johnson as the new director general of the BBC

Just saw an ad for the new series of Bullseye hosted by Freddie Flintoff. It would appear that the "high action" quiz show will be sponsored by Pro Plus. Isn't that a bit on the nose?

Not entirely sure how to define this. An abomination? Inspired marketing? Salad cream with one of the training wheels removed? Further evidence that mayonnaise is proof of time travel?

Haven't seen one of these in the flesh in donkeys yonks, and at £10 I won't be getting it either. For those who don't know what it is, it's a Tunis Cake, a Madeira cake based Christmas cake alternative that was apparently popular in the 70s and early 80s