Proper lol at this

For some reason this year I've had two christmas cards through the door for the same person who lives two houses down but at least the second person knocked on and said she'd got the wrong house so managed to get both to their intended recipient. Bloody hell, though.

Person watching the new show from Vince Gilligan, creator of Breaking Bad which had slow pacing and Better Call Saul which had even slower pacing sounding very suprised: "This show is very slow-paced"

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Imagine feigning shock and outrage that England’s cricket team are a bunch of pissheads though.

The desperation to shift this shit when you log in to anything owned by Facebook, but the only video you really need is the woman breaking that guy’s pervert specs

🦇

I see your mum has had a pub named after her

Today I’m in Settle although I’ve timed it slightly wrong and I need to give it another twenty mins to get lighter

Yesterday among the various places I went on my walk I visited Braithwaite Wife Hole and Humphrey Bottom.

I think boxing is an abhorrent blood sport, but I also love watching YouTube dickheads get punched to chum with terror in their eyes. You can really see the kind of bind I am in.

It’s past time Sam Altman was in prison for at least as long as Sam Bankman-Fried

worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages worker 2: sacre bleu! worker: yeah for sure man

to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.

"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up

Kicking Butt in Ways That Matter grassyvalley.thecomi...

Actually I can and wait until you hear which spice the local doctor is named after

They're all sex buckets when I've finished with them

Your occasional reminder that cutesy charity Humble Bundle has been owned by IGN since 2017 and that explains a lot of things about them like this:

Pretty disappointed in both @humblebundle.com and especially in @girlswhocode.bsky.social. Please teach girls how to code, don't push them into generative AI. That won't build their skills. Prioritize foundational programming skills and awaken their interest. "Tired of long days writing code"???

Announcing the steam "Cozy Puzzles Bundle"! A Little to the Left 🐈 Dorfromantik 🌲 Is This Seat Taken? 🪑 RailBound 🚂 Squeakross: Home Squeak Home 🐭 Sticky Business 🐸 Tiny Garden 🥕 Get it here => store.steampowered.com/bundle/64529... 🧩 Price reduced if you already any of them!

Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

Do these people not feel ashamed when they type out this stuff and post it? What’s wrong with their brains?

Cranberry sores

Any plans for Christmas?

I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."

Don't I know it

Glad to hear Larian's CEO has cleared up the misunderstanding about them using AI instead of artists by telling us they use AI instead of artists but it's OK because that's not using AI instead of artists.

Shout out to YouTube for recommending a met office weather forecast video from three years ago

You don’t actually need a Chair+ subscription to unlock soft mode for the cushion fibres. You can flash linux to the chair through the hidden microSD slot in the front left leg and unlock it for free

One of my favourite ever lads: egg thief

Who remembers daylight?

CHANCE WOULD BE A FINE THING

My problem is when I go up hills onto moors I’m constantly going “sloppy toppy sloppy toppy” in my head because of the boggy ground and it’s not doing my sanity any good

Updating my list of roads that are technically war crimes to add the M67. I had to suffer the M60 to get to and from it but that’s on everyone’s list by now surely. Basically all the M6x motorways around Manchester should be sent to The Hague because of their junction design and users.

“He created Grand Theft Auto” no he fucking didn’t.

Today’s adventure now posted on Instagram www.instagram.com/p/DSOAl-QDNP...

Christ Liquid Glass is a fucking pile of shit isn’t it. Liquid fucking diarrhoea more like

As ever, @danthat.bsky.social’s definition of indie still stands: can you just fuck off down the beach/park for the day when the weather is nice? No? Then you/your studio is not indie 👍

Good morning

James Hoffmann is a very silly man and I'm here for it www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZnA...

I wonder who's going to play Gromit

[Hammers fist down on the Underwhelming Christmas Wonderland KLAXON] WE GOT ONE!!!

Disney out here like "pregnant Elsa yanking out Spiderman's teeth with pliers is here to stay" Goofy turning directly to the camera and telling your kid to drink bleach has never been easier or more accessible.