@aminal_crossing on ig was banned for posting this

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

His attempt to do the Virgin Ron face failed to convince the court and now it’s stuck like that

TWO free breakfasts?

Dealership I bought my car from in June emailing me saying it’s time to buy a new car from them no I think the one you sold me is fine thanks

Just getting my breath back after my Mrs's sat-nav just pronounced "canol y ddinas" as "canollie dinners".

The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

The last two weekends I've been to the Peak district around Castleton and Edale and done a walk and I think there's something wrong with me because I'm fairly sure I want to do it again this weekend.

I've sacked off Amazon Prime because it's gotten to the point where it's absolutely pointless. Other ways of ordering stuff haven't really improved, they've just stayed static while Amazon have enshittified to their level and they're not having £95 a year for it.

Every political pundit right now writing about the New York mayoral election

My preferred bean vendor is doing 30% off all their beans until Tuesday if you’re into beans www.djangocoffeeco.com

On this day 1605: Guy Fawkes attempts to blow up King James I and the Houses of Parliament.

Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”

I woke up to a drunken WhatsApp voice message from my friend in NYC who is very pleased by this outcome. It’s nice to see something nice happen for a change.

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

Oh wow did you hear about the mysterious fire next week

COMBOOOOOOOOOOOS

I just realized it’s been a year since the time the Thomas the Tank Engine roleplayers freaked out at me on here about posting a train with a butt at them. I was walking by the sea in Portsmouth, England at the time, too. It’s a beautiful memory.

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

Just the way I like it

I’m personally blaming Heidi Alexander saying this for the derailment that’s just happened in Cumbria

I want to know who managed to get their bike into one of the sinks

Look I’m doing trains

That shut you up

Honestly at about mile five I was wavering but by ten I was back on track. Also I’d had my lunch by then.

Hmm sit at home all day watching and reading The Discourse about last night’s knife attack or go up a cold foggy boggy mountain? Catch you later then.

Alan Wake 2

My son just described #strictly as “pure mumslop” and it really made me laugh

Bluesky, I never do this, but we need your help. This beautiful cat is suffering, and we need your support. She has a condition called “the bedroom door is closed”. Symptoms include “being mad” and “SCREAM”. With just a few thousand donations or likes we can find a cure by opening the door.

Yeah it’s terrible when people shove AI shit nobody wants into services isn’t it

See, Eurovision IS culture youtu.be/yuFZr4xyNMk

Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!

Normal Nugget 🐓🦖⭐️ grassyvalley.thecomi...

“Andrew isn’t allowed to call himself a prince any more and has had his luxury accommodation changed to a different one still paid for by the taxpayer this is truly rock bottom” www.bbc.com/news/article...

This year I’m not wearing anything for Halloween and the screams are louder than anything I’ve had before

Honestly one guy shouts “your brother is a nonce” at the King and suddenly it’s off with his title

trying to predict what 2026 will look like

Remember you’re a deathist

Everyone is 12 theory - 12 was about the last time I thought there was a small chance I would never die

Apparently it was Liam Lawson's fault that two marshals were running around on a live racetrack www.motorsport.com/f1/news/liam...

I think everyone should do this search, you don't realise you've been living your life going round saying people eventually die and that's a hate crime actually

George I need you to do to these companies what you could never do to your books and finish them.

Azure CDN go more than a week without falling over and breaking a load of shit challenge failed again

You keep telling yourself that.

Love the big internet lads trying to act all hard when they'd start crying if you told them they had to use public transport once.