extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

Well that was worth the ticket price and the trip down to London, OK BYE

Working data has left the building

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

Well fair enough it’s a ballroom and there are the balls

The Dreamworld show I went to was quite mixed age wise. Tonight’s Obscure audience is skewing somewhat older than that

At first I was like oh this queue is long I’m a bit late but now I’m all lol back of the queue losers about it because I’m more like in the middle

Lol i thought it was just me for a second. Nope this site is broken by AI just like Twitter and Windows 11

Just arrived in London and already done a massive shit so that’s the Thames fucked for the week

With Joe Pera

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

I love sitting here refreshing this website twenty times until it loads so I can make some horrible post about a toilet

With Joe Pera

(Trying to be nice) My haters are genuinely really stupid. They were born that way I think. So it's not really their fault

Uhoh here comes another increase on the racism dial from Labour

I don’t think that’s how it works BBC Sport

Ironic because it’s normally a priest trying to find a tee£3*$¥NO CARRIER

Signs that there may be an invasive species present in this canal

Congratulations to Pliny for landing his dream job writing the text on the front of Easter eggs

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

Eggs for breakfast today

Me when I’m going walking down disused railways turned into walking/cycling routes youtu.be/Octg3-5FU4o

HAPPY WORLD RAT DAY EVERYONE!!! I had to draw one of my fav recent rat pics from @shadowtherat.bsky.social 🐀💛

happy world rat day 🐀✨

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

Tuesday’s child is full of grapes

Celebrating the fact the new Thomas the Tank Engine simulator has realistic cow vaginas

This is the one thing we didn't want to happen (apart from everyone who shouted at me for the last year and a half) www.twitch.tv/mrpsb

Aha my Pet Shop Boys ticket has arrived HYPE TIME FOR MONDAY

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

the shower

fucking Storm DAVE for fucks sake

A very helpful pixel art tip! #pixelartist #pixelartgames #indiegamedev #indiegame #indiedev

These days you can't even be a monumental piece of shit without people saying you're a monumental piece of shit because of woke

Well they've managed to find enough petrol to get them into space but I hope they've got enough spare to get them back down again later

OH NO MORE AGE GAP DISCOURSE

Is it still a character when it’s being posted on a personal Facebook account?

I read they'd increased prices but I didn't realise it was quite that bad

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

I AM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

THIS SHIRT WAS MADE FOR ME I AM GETTING IT

Was going to nip to Tesco to fill up as it's next to the hospital anyway and usually cheapest. Esso over the road from it were 1p cheaper where they're normally 1p more expensive and also weren't closed due to not having fuel unlike Tesco. Is this the Chaos with Ed Miliband we were promised?

"Flag Shagging with Mrs Aubergine."

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

Anyone seen any good April Fools? No, you haven’t.