A magpie in the back yard carefully watching two other magpies fucking. One for sorrow, two for joy, three for cucking, four for a boy.

I had to sketch that amazing photo from yesterday, to make sure I never forget it.

I like my chemicals chemical free thank you so much

It’s ok, AI will fix this by bringing back Covid-era Hardware Shortages so nobody can afford a console to play the games that aren’t being made any more

KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I'm so clever I'm actually a complete fucking idiot

PEE PEE POO POO

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

Jack-it Ralph: I’M GONNA JACK IT!

“Logan Paul bought an NFT for $635k in 2021 now it’s only worth $155” No it fucking isn’t it’s worth $0

Congratulations to Robert Jenrick for his new role counting chickens pre-hatching

Asking Royal Mail to deliver something within two weeks is optimistic www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

continvoucly morged

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

It’s been like 100 years are the BBC ever going to tell us who this fucking doctor is or what

Shout out to the marketing department who have just sent me an email containing “as Valentines Day is approaching”

I preferred his take on this.

Ah, it's Great Replacement Theory time in Gorton and Denton.

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

Oh if you open a post and screenshot it on your phone it adds the Bluesky logo to the top right, so I will no longer be screenshotting posts from opening them, just off the tl, because fuck off that isn’t what I screenshotted. Same for Reddit adding shit when you download an image using their app.

I don’t know why we need to increase defence spending when we have a healthy army of 60 year olds who all personally kicked Hitler in dick in WW2 and they’ll do it again but actually they can’t today because their blood pressure is a bit high but otherwise they definitely would.

A truly magnificent sight (slightly ruined by Windsor Castle). #WorldBollardAssociation

Visit Pooley Bridge for an Ullswater Steamer

See it, say it, sorted

Tom Scott: You may not know this, but in the United Kingdom every child and adult that has a penis, must have it inspected every year, by a royally appointed “Willy Inspector” The Willy Inspector: Please sir, I just need to see it

St Patrick’s Well? Glad to hear it.

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

You heard it here first, folks

If you’re wondering what you’re missing out on by not being on the @chinnyvision.bsky.social Discord, currently everyone is comparing their cholesterol tests

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

If you haven't already you should definitely sponsor me to do a big walk for charity, it's happening in April www.justgiving.com/page/mw-wind...

oh my god??

Me: I think the word “willy” is a lot of fun, people find it uncomfortable when used in adult contexts because it’s seen as something children say The Willy Inspector: sir, I just need to see it

Last time I tried to fuck one they deported me :(

The National Trust is really pushing the limits of what email filters will let through…

Alonso being shafted by another Honda engine that doesn't have enough cooling enough because of the way it's been packaged in the car is extremely funny

I guess at least they didn't say "edges towards release"

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

If you played Sonic and put down the controller there was a greater than zero chance you were going to either draw or write something appalling about him so he looks disgusted because he knows why you’ve stopped

Someone get me a Reese’s Peanut Butter Pussy for valentines please

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

BBC news being Extremely Normal when reporting a mass shooting. It’s extremely important we know about the perpetrator’s genitals, this is the main question that needs to be answered.

I've worked with computers and particularly PCs for my entire adult life and yet I still think things like "oh half an hour will be plenty to run this update and restart" and expect that to be true

Things are hotting up

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

These all scams but that definitely looks like it would make you shit inside out

On the one hand not trusting that fart meant I had to get out of bed and sit farting on the toilet but worth it to not ride the 3am mudslide