ITVX have put quite a lot of stuff up for the 70th to be fair - the usual dramas and that but also lots of regional news items, Krypton Factors, Chorlton and the Wheelies. Also Hot Metal, but that's premium.

Watching a Muppet Show on ITVX and it's asked me if I want to skip the intro - are you kidding, that's one of the best bits. #itv70

We're all going to look a little daft tomorrow when the rapture actually does happen.

Me on the way to the rapture

20 years ago tonight I was in a marquee at the staff party for ITV's 50th. There was a massive screen showing the live episode of The Bill which everyone ignored as we were too busy getting smashed. #itv70

In further ITV news, the Blue Lion opposite the old Grays Inn Road building has closed, permanently by the looks of it.

I'm still using ny gratis mouse mat from when I worked there in 2001

We've just caught up with the Strictly launch show, and even though we fast forwarded chunks of it, it still seemed to last about four hours.

Steak and chips and tiramisu for afters has made up for it though.

Lovely finish that #ARSMCI

75% of my cards today were rude about getting/being old. I expected it from my kids but it was harsh coming from the OH as well.

Ah Balls

GET THE FUCK IN!! #avfc

Lots of chocolate for my birthday and some Lego fun to keep me occupied while eating it all.

Hopefully something will happen and it can roll out nationally. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Absolutely hoying it doon at the athletics.

Re: that poll - Fools and Horses will always be near the top when it gets shown 1,800 times on Gold over the last 12 months.

It was good of Roger Moore to come along and join in dressed in his Octopussy clown costume.

That Audi ad where they're singing I Like To Move It

Liam Gallagher's also 53 today, but he's not on here so I can't do my annual message to him asking if he fancies a pint in Highgate.

It's gone midnight so it's now my birthday. Herbie here will let you know the score.

Which movie do you consider to be perfect?

I did a sketch show World Cup in the other place (yeah, I know, a bit Osman) and The Fast Show won it, beating NTNOCN in the final. As Seen on TV I think was a semi-finalist - Python lost in the QF to The Fast Show (my daughter did the draw for the QF and pulled that plum tie out)

I've just had a Star Bar

Cracking first 70 minutes in the Championship today.

Haven't for years anyway, not because of Brexit but because the vacuum cleaner of his we did have was the worst vacuum cleaner we've ever owned.

Am mowing the lawn, it's like a spider Premier Inn in the garden at the moment

Loftus Road for the opener on The Big Match Revisited this morning and it looks almost exaxtly the same in 1975 as it does today.

Never mind. #NEWBAR

Antifa terrorists.

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

Antifa terrorists.

(quote) post a fenale character you love

A Six: Bold as Love

Just seen a Deliveroo bike stop at some traffic lights. The world's gone mad.

Just discovered The Palms of Goa on Charlotte Street has closed for good as the owners have retired. Proper shame as they did a bloody good curry, but all the best to them.

Doing myself a fish finger sandwich for tea

Good lord, a goal! #avfc

Shepherd's pie. Currently deconstructed.

Some amazing piloting on show this morning.

John Oliver picked a hell of a week to have a night off.

I'm glad I'm not flying into Heathrow today but the Big Jet TV guy is there watching the landings. It's a bit blowy.

I'd normally do a jokey thing to things like this, Terry Scott being shot in the arse in Carry on Camping or something. But this is a genuine childhood TV memory that scared the shit out of me - it's from the Hammer House of Horror episode called Growing Pains. To be fair, I was only 8 years old.

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

Monday tomorrow.

My Mum loved this and enjoyed the storylines and the period costumes. I would keep an eye on it too, as I fancied Louise Lombard.

I'm hoping Smokie have done the music for this tonight.

Most pundits going 'Burnley didn't deserve that' - they had 18% possession, lost the shot count 27-3 and the corner count 13-1. They completely deserved it, and thankfully Roy Keane said so.