Semi regular pool night with some mates tonight, ended up in East Finchley where we had three hours uninterrupted in an upstairs room with the pool table, entertained from downstairs by a brilliant live ska/blues band. Top evening.

I'm so bored of wealthy people and their shitty opinions.

Sticky Toffee Pudding Guy loves sticky toffee pudding so much that even the burnt ones with no sauce get 6 out of 10.

NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF HIM

Only one man for the Spurs job surely.

Laptop is being redone at work so picked up a free New York Times downstairs for something to do over lunch and I have to say American crosswords suck.

I'm very impressed with the drone work. #WinterOlympics

Absolute downpour at King's Cross at half five, but it wasn't dampening the spirits of a bunch of Geordies, average age about 20, singing and dancing across the road making their way to the Spurs ground. Conforming to stereotype, just in their club shirts, not a jumper or coat between them.

I'm no NFL coaching expert but I reckon if Drake Maye stopped getting sacked his team might do a bit better. #superbowl

don't know how to use a computer? AI maximalists can barely feed themselves after somebody else cooks

Another fantastic advert for AI.

It was OK, if a little slow. The lad playing Piggy was terrific though.

I thought there wasn't supposed to be a flypast at the Superbowl because Trump huffily cancelled it but hopefully he's watching and angrily stomping about after the flypast that just happened.

'They should have let that third goal stand and not send Szoboszlai off. I know there are laws of football but sometimes where's the fun in following them?'

The girl is doing Lord of the Flies for her GCSEs so tonight we're making her watch some, shock, horror, linear TV. She was genuinely shocked when we told her this adaptation is over four episodes as well. 'Why isn't it just a film?' #BBC1

I haven't got a fucking clue what these snowboarding commentators are saying.

Shocking game for an hour then probably the funniest and most entertaining half hour of football you'll see all season.

Ha ha ha, come on Nepal #thecricket

What people forget though is that when Truman found out the truth he put over 4,000 actors out of work, so swings and roundabouts.

So on Twitter ages ago I said there would be a Rana ad sequel where the son in law ends up in bed with his mother in law as neither of them can disclose the secret of their delicious pasta. The story has moved on, admittedly not yet to the conclusion I thought, but who knows in the future 3rd ad.

I was only thinking about The Truman Show yesterday for some reason and weirdly it's on telly tonight. Bloody good it is too.

I'm gathering an army of sexbot followers again today on here.

Bugger. Crashed out on that left handed question. #The1%Club

Good lord, six people got that first one wrong #The1%cClub

The producers of The Hit List currently texting Marvin after he said this was the best show he'd ever been part of. #themaskedsinger

If only Italy had an amazing internationally famous food culture.

Making a chili tonight and it was slightly too spicy so I squeezed a quarter of a lime into it and it has made all the difference

'And what a save from Rough!!' said nobody, ever.

My YouTube suggested feed included this video. Made me giggle. youtu.be/66yH8RZSwUc?...

Ooh cheeky. #sixnations

This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂 Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social

A sending off for Romero?

This is a hell of a downhill course for the skiers. #WinterOlympics

It's tipping down all weekend, I'm on my own for most of it and there's loads of football, the t20 World Cup, Six Nations, Winter Olympics and the Superbowl.

In a world where only major multi-national corporations or Chinese gambling firms advertise at the football, its nice to see Flamingo Land get a look in at Elland Road.

It would have been Fred Trueman's 95th birthday today and despite all his cricketing heroics the first thing that comes to mind for me about him is that brief time that he and Raquel Welch were in-laws.

I know it was for charity but they can feck off #totp

Daniel O'Donnell next to 2PAC in the charts and if only the charts were that varied now. #totp

How did Just Eat know my new payment card details? Apparently a card account updater is a thing and OK I get how that could update the new expiry date but how the hell did it know my new three digit security code?

Ron Howard VO: 'It turns out they weren't'

Robert Redford and Cliff Clavin.

I know basically everyone is in A Bridge Too Far but this was a surprise in the cast list.

I hope Ireland are better at rugby than they are at singing. #sixnations

Those ITV Sport umbrellas are HUGE #sixnations

Saying 'Garlic bread??' like Peter Kay whenever you have garlic bread.

Asking the barber if they saw the match last night.

Canadian curler about to start his match is called J. Peterman #olympics

When you try and dress your Playdoh man into the smallest suit Burton's have.