Turns out, he Kan

more like Harry Kan't

Dick kicking? That's a penalty.

Just an A+ usage of "Let Forever Be" right there

🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT 🔥 this game is good

Whoa! I completely missed that Congo goal before halftime!

Rubio's reaction sells it: that's an 80-year-old manfart.

Demetrius Ivory giving us CAPE values on the regular TV news, hell yes

How do you even quantify what Messi just did?

He really is the best ever huh

MESSI ROCKET SHEESH

Went to the Reflecting Pool this morning. Here is what I found (algae) www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Okay, now I'm tired

The tastiest beer is always the halfway point trail beer.

A timely sign for this Cubs fan on Pride Night at Wrigley as Pete Crow-Armstrong steps to the plate after hitting for the cycle:

Holy shit, Iran just scored the goal of the tourney?

MANIFESTED

Would love to see a Uruguay equalizer here.

I'm still really happy for Knicks fans. I know a few and they haven't got to experience this *ever*. Proper hate shall be dialed back up by October, but I hope their summer rules. THEN re-hatetrification.

FYI Chicago peeps: Jesse Welles pop-up at The Wieners Circle at 6p 🌭🎶

I'll give full respect to the first baseball player who puts a Bible verse on his hat that's from Song of Solomon, that'd get All The Correct People upset

I think I could've actually scored on the one in the 39th minute

Spain absolutely whiffed on two wide open nets in the first half, too

Cape Verde-Spain vibes

Oh man, Cape Verde damm near did it

I can't recall Cape Verde having a shot at the goal in this game. It's like a permanent Spanish power play.

Feels like Spain is gonna drop the big red bomb in this second half

Joe Rogan is a worthless man

...Bettman got good at this?

Congrats to Carter Hart on finally allowing fewer than four goals tonight btw. Did they win

BRASS BONANZA

That was the Knights' one chance. Stone didn't get the angle on the deflection from Eichel. Congratulations, Canes fans

I think the Hurricanes just won the Cup

Man, maybe Vegas should have sat Farter Hart?

Canes supremacy

Haha, Ecuador, named after the equator.

Huh, Ron Perlman digs Trump, I did not know that

Mother Nature is antifa

started/going

ARE YOU KIDDING ME JAPAN

Ah, it's the Japanese fans singing "Vamos Nippon". Japanese and Spanish. Japanish?

What song is the crowd continuously singing during Japan Netherlands?

One of the best @defector.com usernames ever is Polite Van Nistelrooy

This game is good

I'm pretty sure "assembling a ton of the higher ups and then having an electrical oopsie whoopsie" is the entire plot of King Ralph

I haven't heard "Major Tom" this often since I was in junior high listening to 97ZOK out of Rockford

Got some Randall Flagg vibes going therr

I am sorry to report that Germany has blitzkrieged Naperville

For Chicagoland followers: Curaçao population: 155k Aurora population: 180k Joliet, Naperville, Rockford population: ~150k ROCKFORD IS TIED WITH GERMANY AT THE WORLD CUP

Dude Curaçao has a smaller population than Macon, Georgia and the most popular sport there is baseball and they just scored a goal on Germany at the World Cup