When they bid for the naming rights at that one stadium, they expected to get them at another five for free

Krazy Kaplan's got outbid? HOW?!

This guy doesn't realize that the general population knows he's been president for a year, does he

Seriously, how many drugs is the guy shot up with right now

More like Puke-a Na-BOO-a!

🎵 IT'S THE MOOOOST WON-DER-FUL TIIIIIIIME OF THE YEEEEAAARRR 🎵🎵

not sure that we needed to see high school teams with 3-6 records get blown out by some Catholic school 98-0 in their first games

Ah, garbage-time Tua

Uh...has the Manningcast just stopped caring that there is live action happening?

Mark it. It's officially dead...6 minutes after 7, Central Time

Bearce.

That man is a BALLPLAYER

BEARCE.

I seriously doubt that Cleveland will score a point today, and you should wager on that if you're able.

I don't think I've seen an NFL team visibly not wanting to play an actual game like the Browns are doing right now

“Hut hut! CANCUN HUT!” - Sanders’ snap count

Neither the Bears nor the Browns want to be playing this game today.

Hell yes, Bears, I NEED THIS

Seventeen years ago, I got my parents tickets for a Bears-Packers game. Front row, upper deck. I did not know it would be 2° at kickoff. Beers turned into slush. Hot cocoa became cocoa. Today seems balmy by comparison. 😎

You would have to pay me $1,000 to attend today's Bears game in-person. Kicking that football is gonna feel like concrete!

Ashley Padilla is the new glue on SNL.

Gary Danielson remembering Trump being at the 2016 Army-Navy game

CHRIST.

Every year, I can not get over how hard the hits are in the Army-Navy game.

Although I gotta say, Navy consistently has cooler uniforms every year

The Army-Navy football uniforms are SICK every damn year

loath to be too precious about this stuff but I want one lesson of defector to be "you can choose to not do stuff that sucks" even if "doing stuff that sucks" is the default

i take it we've reached the point of the DEI rollback where we're defending screaming racial slurs at customers at your job

19 penalties by the Falcons tonight. NINETEEN!

Mike Evans has run that deep jump ball pattern for TWENTY YEARS

@dhm.bsky.social your Baywatch A&W cream soda tweet from five years ago made WGN Morning News today

Oh my God, they were dating

The joke gifts that my nephews are gonna get before their real Christmas gifts. Just call me the Rizzler from Ohio.

As a constituent, I am asking that @governorwalz.mn.gov and @keithellison.bsky.social arrest these men and prosecute them before they kidnap someone and intentionally freeze them to death

Enjoy these last few minutes of above-freezing temperatures, Chicago peoples. We're staying under for the next entire week. WE'RE GOIN' DOWNER 🧅

1) Ilhan Omar won her district's 2024 election by 175,000 votes, while the Somali-American population in all of Minnesota is only around 76,000 2) Elon Musk is an immigrant 3) he appears to need more drugs in this interview?

Ken Griffin wandering from city to city post-election like the Flying Dutchman

Imagine willingly sitting through this in-person because you're in a cult

did it in four words hemmingway

in case you struggled with the Hard Pips today...uh, because it's broken, WTH NYT? cc: @drewmagary.bsky.social

LOL WELP

Considering that Dallas already has a tie...Philly might be okay playing for one, too?

Dis Dicker guy over dere

Six combined turnovers before halftime SHOULD be more fun than this

This is truly a terrible NFL game.

[speechless]

I've never seen an NFL team look so great and so terrible from week-to-week than the 2020s Phildephia Eagles.

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

Looking for some literal light at the end of the winter tunnel? Congratulations: today's the earliest sunset we're gonna get. The sun will set later every single evening until next summer. 🏖️