Okay sure, a tie

The Packers defense gets to the 4th quarter and just says "Nah, I'm good, see you next week"

"Oh you know those right wingers will be.." shut up, don't care! They're mad about everything, doesn't matter. Write a poem instead of seeing what they're saying! You'll feel so much better and I won't curse your existence.

You know you don't have to share what some chud named "Based Egg Enjoyer" said about this on Twitter. No one has to share anything any of them said. You can go for a walk instead, or do some yoga.

Jesus tap dancing Christ

Puka Nacua is a God damn cheat code, good lord

Flags fly forever!

For this to happen to the Colts two years in a row with two different players is absurd. I'm definitely not mad about it!!!!!

That's actually worse

It’s wild that in 1984 the cubs lost home field advantage in the NLCS against the Padres because Wrigley didn’t have lights. And now afternoon games are standard for the playoffs

After Hours (1985) 🌃

Just gonna stick that "Maybe it's time for Arteta to go" post in the pocket for now.

HahahJa

Just got back from taking my kids to see the Spider-Man 2 in the theater, the greatest comic book movie ever imo. What I've really honed in on the last two nights with Spider-Man 1 & 2 is how much Raimi got the soap opera part of the appeal. I don't think anyone else has even touched that since.

just saw The Lady Eve and i think Barbara Stanwyck might be the hottest anyone has ever been

Lol Jesus Christ Iowa

feminist win!

That kick was a big moment for Naperville

Kansas giving up 603 yards of offense to Cincinnati, that's what I call a "Ooof"

One of the best pieces by Kaleb Horton ever is no longer easily available, because of course MTV wouldn't maintain actual good music writing done for its site once. Thankfully I found it again via some digging: his 2016 memorial to Merle Haggard on his passing. Link here, screencaps to follow.

Oh no

Jesus with game-winning kicks for ASU against Baylor and TCU on back-to-back weeks, love to see it

Why be normal when you can be Arizona State football

HAHAHAHA DEVILSSSSS

Oh I don't know about this

YESSSSS

FINALLY

The ASU play calling near the goal line tonight has been dog shit

Oh that was a late flag but I'll take it

Well don't I feel stupid

biggest inaccuracy in predicting the future isn't pan am and howard johnson in space, it's the yappy, overly familiar computer making a single mistake and the humans going we gotta shut this shit down

It's quite simple: you need to find one conservative and give him a cookie. You need to watch him eat it. You need to give him milk. You need to give him a stuffie and a blankie and structured naptime with blackout curtains. If you cannot do this, you should be fired.

Sean Penn is getting a lot of praise for his role in One Battle, and I think it has to do with the fact that he manages to pull off playing one of the most grotesque characters ever seen on screen but manages to make him completely realistic. Like this guy is definitely walking around right now.

Every single one of these guys are various versions of the worst bosses you've ever had in your life.

Ed Sheeran, BigXthaPlug, Reneé Rapp, Jelly Roll and more will hit the 2025 iHeartRadio Jingle Ball stage.

Staying out until almost 1AM on a work night is harder when you're 46

Oh my God it's really good

One Battle After Another time baby!!!!!

I've joked on podcasts that Kyler Murray and Marvin Harrison Jr have never met but I actually think they've never met

Is it the far right rib?

Matt Shaw is going to miss a game due to this news

you gotta admit that Saudi Just For Laughs is a very funny concept

Definitely how a team behaves when they’re about to do something they’re very proud of.

Okay, I see everyone constantly baffled by people's responses, but this all kind of makes sense if you have an information ecosystem entirely captured by right-to-far-right wing interests.

This is currently what is next to my workspace, they're calling me the dorkiest man that ever lived.

"That’s the real drama of this movie — that the fight’s just beginning, and also that it never ended. That this is what it takes to truly be free in America and what it has taken for all of our 250 years: one battle after another. Snap, crackle, pop, baby." My PTA review in WaPo. (free link)

I...don't have this power?

Watched all of Paul Thomas Anderson's films the last few weeks before One Battle After Another and of course I ranked them based on how I feel about them today. I think probably my hottest take is how much I love Inherent Vice. PTA Ranked boxd.it/OF3bY

when u see someone else getting a lot of success and admiration and youre feeling envious take a deep breath and remind yourself that there is only so much love and happiness in the world and they are hoarding it