@rsanders.bsky.social happy birthday fellow January 13ther

Still heavily leaning towards getting Blackhawks Season Tickets even after watching that game

Hey Alex Bregman

Chris, it’s Mark Kelly. They’re after me and I need to take the next rocket into space as soon as possible. Can I count on you to chip in $15 by midnight so I can return to outer space where Trump and his goons can’t find me?

Really can't beat that Lubitch Touch.

Flipped over to the Peyton and Eli simulcast just in time to hear guest J.J. Watt say "A.I. Slop". Times almost up on that shit

Hyman breaks through for the Oilers

Decided to start the night watching the Blackhawks

Gushing over my extremely real mystery wife who no one has ever seen

Starting to think "Those serving in the military won't follow an illegal order!!!" may not be accurate

Guy in full Nazi uniform and Hitler mustache: you don't understand how bad we look right now

i can't stop laughing because this makes him sound like he's gonna get clobbered in the midterms

Little Calumet River Forever!!!

Xabi Alonso turned Real Madrid into a dominant machine for two months and the players were like “fuck no, don’t like this at all!”

Wow. Xillennials, this is the fucking motherlode

#nw #filmsky One of my all time favorites, haven't seen it in probably 20 years, in the middle of the GWB administration. One of a small number of films I'd make everyone watch if I was in charge.

Well thanks for barely showing up, Chargers

This football game is killing my soul

Lol

there are matt shaws everywhere the eye can see

5 weeks agony I'd say the Rams would destroy the Bears, but the Rams have kind of looked like ass the last month and the Bears have looked like they have the Mandate of Heaven. Should be interesting

Gonna have a new champ this year

Man I can't believe they didn't call that massive holding on SF

A San Francisco 49ers employee just walked into the locker room carrying what appeared to be a bottle of tequila. Best guess? it’s for George Kittle.

God this sucks. Not only for tonight, but next season as well. Such an unlucky team.

That's the AFC South I know and love alright

Seriously

Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again

[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure

I was right in my analysis

Hahahaha I don't believe it

This is it

Imagine how much fun this game would be if it were played in Hammond, Indiana

Maybe 2 plays left if they're lucky

Droppsies

AND HERE WE GO

Just a silly series of decisions by the Packers there, Jesus

Delay of game after a timeout, that's embarrassing

Romeo Doubs’ helmet gets 9 percent bigger every week

Okay that was a sensational catch

Gotta go for two now

Good lord

Jesus that was awful

Holy crap

The turf is turfing

Lol what the hell

Noooooooooo

Alaric the Visigoth in 410:

Plenty of time left