@schumer.senate.gov retire bitch

Lenny Wilkens, a legendary figure in basketball, has died at 88, his family announced on Sunday.

Some are calling it the Jekyl and Heineman weekend.

It's weird how the Rangers can't score or win at home when the bottom of their lineup is almost completely comprised of guys you've never heard of or thought retired two years ago.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Q: Why don’t you like talking about yourself? A: Because there’s a lot more to the game of hockey than just yourself. There’s five guys on the ice, and there’s four lines at forward, three lines at D and then two goalies. nypost.com/2025/11/08/s...

A classic Islanders "Which one of these teams played last night?" game. Except it's never the one you could tell by watching.

Just garbage from the opening puck drop. Can't wait to hear from Le Coach how he liked their resiliency.

Fuck both of these shit ass teams. Fuck the Islanders for treating this worthless team like they're the fucking 77 Canadiens. Ten years of playing in awe of these assholes. It makes no sense. But please, by all means, keep dipsy-doodling in your own zone and passing to no one.

This is fucking embarrassing. Did these guys get any sleep last night? They should be booed every minute of this game. What a bunch of losers.

The NHL mourns the passing of longtime linesperson Leon Stickle, who officiated over 2,100 NHL games across 27 seasons, including six Stanley Cup Finals. Our heartfelt condolences go out to his family, friends and the many colleagues he worked alongside throughout his career.

We only stream on Fridays four times a year, and tonight is one of those. Grab your beers, grab your joints and enter the BATTLEHOUSE. it’s our fantasy federation WBCWs tentpole events, and tonight’s is insane, violent and loaded with stakes. We’re live at 7pst/10est. Twitch.tv/WrestlingBrain

Congrats to Zuccarello on his goal against the Islanders tonight.

Had the pleasure of talking to Dan Hopper (@danhopp.bsky.social) last night for an upcoming episode of Weird Islanders: The Podcast! If you're a listener to our show, you need to check out Dan's great podcast, "Thrill of Defeat" about shared fan heartbreak. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Having been in a Gristedes I can confirm that this is 100% true nypost.com/2025/11/05/b...

I wanted to make this season the one when I finally get into the New York Sirens. But having another team in the same league named after one of my top two 007 movies is gonna make that real, real difficult.

Going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing it's goal 901.

CRKD Drums announced www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bume...

we dont need to know what theyre saying on twitter, actually

I know every hockey writer has his picture on their bedroom wall like it's a Tiger Beat pin-up, but I'm begging people to use a different photo of Kyle Dubas at some point.

A. THAT was goal No. 900? Woof. B. Thank god this didn't happen against the Islanders.

Me to that fuckin mook Biz wheh he tries to talk to my son Matthew:

So many terrible people are steaming mad today about the newly-elected mayor of a city they don't live in, will never visit and have been calling a disgusting lawless shithole for decades no matter who its mayor was.

It's the special cross-over episode you didn't think you'd need! Paul and James from The Third Men Podcast join Ryan this week to discuss "Hello Operator" and a whole lot more. Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5VSu...

Good on Zadorov. People that DM a player after a game are trash bags.

Sincere posts incoming. Apologies in advance. -We can all take a nice long deep relaxing breath for the next little while. We’ve earned it. At the very least, we get a break from the worst type of TV commercials for a few months.

When the Islanders are headed to a shootout

Whack Shittyrelli retire bitch

That's a truly unfortunate result for a fun game. Thankfully, I expect Tony DeAngelo to be moving to Florida tomorrow.

But they were on a season long winning streak! (one game)

How many real cats are going to get one look at this thing on a shelf and claw the shit out of it until it hits the ground and shatters back into 1700 pieces?

Dick Cheney dying on this particular morning is really quite a good tone setter

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

Lane Lambert constantly looks like he just got cleaned out in a poker game that took place in the storage room of the local bar.

This is a Mark Briscoe and Doritos appreciation post. Repost if you love Mark Briscoe and Doritos.

On This Day in #Isles  History presented by Hyundai, Al Arbour returned to coach the Islanders one final time for his 1,500th game coached.

BREAKING: Diane Ladd, a three-time Oscar nominee known for roles in “Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore” and “Wild at Heart,” dies at 89, daughter Laura Dern announces.

Matthew Schaefer continues to do things we’ve never seen, a week of opportunities to grab more points before a brutal road trip and a new Master Leaf Theatre about a 500th NHL goal that has been treated with more pity then excitement. www.lighthousehockey.com/islanders-an...

-Matthew Schaefer. Born Sept 5, 2007. -"Iron Man." Released to theaters May 2, 2008. This kid continues to do things we've never seen in ways we don't expect and prove night after night to be the hero the Islanders need. @ffsn.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

It's March 24. Matthew Schaefer has 3 points in a 5-3 #Isles win, earning him the team's postgame Iron Man Mask for the 11th time this season. Jonathan Drouin goes to hand him the mask, which now smells like some combination of sour milk, sweat and, strangely, Tabasco...

So far the only two melons that fit this thing are Horvat and Lee's. Everyone else is swallowed by it.

He is Iron Schaef

Matthew Schaefer netted the tying goal in the /NYIslanders' late comeback win and became the youngest defenseman in NHL history with a multi-goal game, besting Bobby Orr. #NHLStats: https://media.nhl.com/public/live-updates?date=2025-11-02&utm_source=xdotcom&utm_medium=nhl_social&utm_campaign=pr

Sometimes watching this team is like watching The Bad News Bears and Schaefer is Tatum O'Neal.