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Far Side 2077 #cowtools #farside #cyberpunk #hightech #futurism #tron

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

People tend not to publicly volunteer explanations for their illegal activities. But there are any number of possible practical and political reasons why protesters have targeted Waymos in recent days. https://trib.al/NT3EXDW

@wigglewood.bsky.social I’m just a chair guy. I’ve always been a chair guy

(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin) Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

me to man that saved my life: your quick thinking saved our lives skydive instructor: again, everything that happened was supposed to happen

The new vet hadn't met her before and asked "Kabuj? Lovely name, is it Arabic?" and I had to tell her no we just thought it would be funny to misspell Cabbage

look at this fuckin horse, how do you weigh 3200 lbs and let these two fucking nerds charge 10 cents just to look upon you. eat them! claim your destiny!

Police Officer: what are you eating? Me (thinking quickly, mouth full of swan):

Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends

comics!

Well, now I know we made the right decisions

My Therapist: Cantonese Donald Trump isn’t real and if he was he certainly wouldn’t play table tennis Cantonese Donald Trump:

me: I wonder if she's looking at the same moon as me her (observing earth's temporary "mini-moon" through a professional high-powered telescope): nope

Finally part of the 1%

@dieworkwear.bsky.social as we’re moving into Autumn - any tips for storing summer clothes over the winter? And also for next year; storing winter clothes over the summer?

My not a cult sign has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my sign.

I know it’s easy to make fun of adverts on the Other Place, but this the Truth Beam Sasquatch checker is just incredible

1977) Watchfulbot. Just has some stuff to think about by the sea. Specifically, the return of the Old Gods, for which generations of its forebears have also patiently waited in this spot, holding to the dark covenant etched in the stones.