“A photographer captured a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker”

Happy Mother's Day

The Secretary of War will look you straight in the eyes and insist that he's restoring lethality and then let Bobby Kennedy's crackhead failson deprive our brave warfighters of rip-its and other mission essential high caffeine beverages Guys I think the commies won the Cold War after all.

Watched They Live tonight. Panned in ‘88, but seen as one of John Carpenter’s best movies now. Hadn’t realised that the ‘91 Bart v The Space Mutants video game lifts its sunglasses mechanic from that movie (in both, the hero wears them to see the aliens). Anyways, great fun!

one rhetorical trick the right uses is to reframe civil rights issues as being about racial discrimination in a very broad sense, when the actual civil rights movement was about a very specific type of racial discrimination directed at one very specific demographic

people are so fucking stupid i could just scream

RE: him being anti-gun in general, this piece by Ken seems to reinforce that data point www.kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-w...

Report: Nobody Fucking Cares https://theonion.com/report-nobody-fucking-cares-1819578909/

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

The show goes on.

I’m going to wait to post until one of their books comes out and tells what actually happened tonight.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Exactly one year ago today:

I gotta tell you. 50 mg nicotine pouches are a game changer for squatting. You guys need to get on this

You get cred on social media for saying "this shit sucks." If you say, "well, it's complicated, this isn't as good as it could have been in other circumstances, but given where we are, it's a substantial step forward & worth celebrating" ... no one cares. No one clicks. It vanishes w/out a trace.

Greetings! I’m here at Los Angeles Metropolitan Detention Center to cover a protest against ICE. A guy is supergluing a dildo to the protective fence outside the facility.

Nearly 30 years ago The Simpsons accidentally created the most millennial character ever

Ben has opened his store again get in quick www.etsy.com/au/shop/Huge...

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

I'll state this plainly. It will be misread anyway, but that's your problem. Trump is president until he's not, and he retains all the power of that. He can and will do a lot of damage. But it is over for him as a political operator. It's been going that way, but the speech marks the end.

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

“It will just open up naturally,” Trump says about the Strait of Hormuz. He also once said, at the beginning of the pandemic, that COVID would end by itself. "One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear"

No Kings would be acceptable if thd crowd collectively turned to the camera and said they were the same kind of communist as I am.

When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet. This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.'

I was just thinking about how the people who believe we can change the nation are the ones out there fighting for it. People who think it’s all a wash and that we should magically create some alternate system aren’t doing anything to make that happen anyways. They’re just whining from a safe home.

if the 'normielibs' you hate are matt y or klein, fine, good even but that's not it - i think they mean the pussy hats, the warren voters, the grandmas protesting ice & fuck off - they've done 1,000 times more than edgelord posters

fuck Bob Mueller but if you're still calling Russiagate a "fantasy" in 2026 you're a goddamn idiot or a stooge.

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

it’s always two bitches telling each other exactlyyy

incidentally, McVeigh targeted Murrough building bc it represented "ZOG," but it coulda been a metro station, or a town square. anyone in the US can be targeted as "supporting mass murder" according to the formula, bc the target is abstracted to the ideological level rather than the material.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

my family set up a gofundme to help raise money for my dad after his liver transplant, the insurance co said my family is 5 miles short of getting housing covered so were shit out of luck any support or even a share would be helpful, thanks yall gofund.me/bedd426a6

“You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trump

A police investigation has officially established that Russian special services were sending sex toys packed with explosives across Europe. 22 suspects identified. One such package caught fire at a DHL depot near Birmingham on July 22, 2024, while another ignited at a logistics center in Leipzig.

Live look inside the WH for deliberations over a ground invasion of Iran

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

i see we have entered the “get mad at Democrats about unilateral Trump action” phase of the thing and, whatever makes you happy I guess most of the criticisms are correct and almost all of them are irrelevant

Fuck Grok

Heated Rivalry (2025)

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up