One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way. The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’

if the 4 existing twitters start beefing with and raiding each other's distinct user bases we will have finally recaptured forum wars of the early 2000s magic

everyone signing up for threads

ReSky if you agree that the PRC has jurisdiction over Taiwan

“At this McLean Whole Foods, Rebecca (41, mother of three, is VP for Government Relations at ConAgra) is asking ‘what is to be done’.”

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I have an awful feeling they’re going to target the bereaved

Checking in on Bluesky for the first time in many months and I see people are cancelling someone for saying furries are weird ok bye

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This was found in the batch of Epstein files the DOJ released today.

I really appreciate how long the computer on Star Trek takes to do things. Someone asks "Computer, do a cross-analysis of all similar subspace phenomena over the last 500 years" and the response is "Calculating. Estimated time to completion is 4 hours". That is a reasonable amount of time imo

My sons first post online lol

T u yxci u oh ze ex polite and

h/t @ugaritnoosphere.bsky.social

It's the exact equivalent of being mad at NASA for telling you that your idea about Mars being closer than we thought is wrong, and then acting vindicated when you run into an asteroid on your otherwise-doomed voyage into space.

My favorite aspect of the Columbus legend is him getting rejected by the Portuguese gets spun as them not recognizing the genius of his idea. No - he went into a roomful of expert navigators and made basic math mistakes, they thought he was a moron, and they wouldn't fund his idea on that basis.

Florida joins forces with measles, polio, and rubella to kill babies. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...

@owenrumney.bsky.social jump Scare

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Mr. Plinkett's What Happened to Star Wars?

Oh you think this is funny? What if he had a food sensitivity and texture intolerance and perogies are the only thing his AuDHD lets him eat. Not so fucking funny now ableist scum.

Why was Solok allowed to have an all Vulcan crew in “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”? Seems like that kinda goes against the federations general ethos

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

Grimes is the girl you got stuck talking to at a pick me party

finally they have made a woman with three knees

454 Monica Lewinsky jokes

mamdani needs to apologise for the earthquake to prove he can be a mayor to all New Yorkers

Building luxury hotels and especially in Israel is one way we can all help Mother Gaia, thank you Leon

A comrade in need

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Right-wingers believe that we have machines that control the weather by zapping the atmosphere with electromagnetic waves. But they refuse to believe that the millions of machines we've built to burn 100,220,000 barrels of oil every day could possibly be changing the weather.

what if the administration just pivots to "actually it's ephebophilia"

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Thanks jibjab hot dog.

Olivia seeing this shit every night

Folks, what we have here is a case of exceptional personal growth and by gawd we celebrate that.

I’m going to fucking CUM

Feels good!

[me if zohran lost]: you cant extrapolate much from an off election year mayor race. and new york city? c'mon [me now]: zohrans win is the will of the people. new york city as americas melting pot has lessons for north carolina and arizona to california. look at the energy and an off year no less!

the national Democratic Party will absorb this result, take a long look in the mirror, and find a way to run Andrew Cuomo for President

The random people at the spontaneous protest that popped off because they saw the busboy at their neighborhood restaurant being kidnapped by ICE should have planned the optics better

checked in on the nazi site and it seems aella is being canceled by the entire political spectrum and the menswear guy has admitted to being undocumented and hordes of reactionaries are calling for his deportation because he made fun of their tiny suits

Now you understand the pain in Dan Bongino’s eyes. He knows. He knows about the man in the stairs who lives behind the toilet in grandma’s basement.

Oh, I’m sorry. Did your rational and logical economic system not account for what if two terminally online men had a falling out?