Noggin. Noodle. Cabeza. No matter what you call it, your head is pivotal to your well-being

being big on bluesky is like having a #1 hit in canada

imagine finding atlantis on a diving expedition and it's all just submerged strip malls and chain restaraunts like florida will be

being bullied off of Twitter and banging on the door of bluesky to claim sanctuary like it's a medieval church

ReSky if you agree that the PRC has jurisdiction over Taiwan

the british public assigning partners by race every single season of love island is my personal version of paul rudd playing mac and me every time he goes on conan, it never gets old

everyone signing up for threads

I think it's early enough that if I start training now and putting in the reps I can be the biggest scold on bluesky

if the 4 existing twitters start beefing with and raiding each other's distinct user bases we will have finally recaptured forum wars of the early 2000s magic

watching an abraham lincoln documentary and I straight up thought they cast stavvy

posts on the 4th are always funny because it's 50% people grillin' burgs and blissed out and 50% people pacing their houses apoplectic because their dog doesn't like explosions

this is a bad place run by worse people but I do love a burger

this place is gonna need to get way meaner to be fun

the internet has been in slow decline since the death of forums but Reddit and Twitter both becoming useless in one weekend really feels like a weeks where decades happen moment

you shouldn't be allowed to own a dog you can't kill with your bare hands

I still feel like the sleek little Google Glasses were the closest vision to what people may actually adopt rather than the digital scuba gear you see now

Taking this opportunity to post whatever I want until my wife finds an invite