The future is not written in stone, but the new SorrowScopes will give you a glimpse of the terrible possibilities. @sorrowscopes.bsky.social

I still have my ancient Nokia with its wardrobe of face plates.

It's always weird when my birthday falls on Memorial Day because everyone is thinking and talking about dead soldiers and wars and I'm in the corner with a single party shaker quietly going [🎉] [🎂?]

Done.

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Who’s in charge of that pseudo-Christian cult? You know the one…

Altogether, if bonuses are paid out, Landry will earn $4.5 million from for a job that lasted less than 12 months. Florida law caps the amount of presidential salaries funded by the state at $200,000. His previous most senior administrative role was as Department Chair.

True.

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The nine critically endangered American Red Wolf pups, born at our offsite facility on April 18, meeting their dad Fiddle. Both mom and dad Red Wolf parents share responsibility for raising the pups. The pups will remain behind the scenes at our off-site Red Wolf facility. Stay tuned for pupdates!

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The former commandant was given three hours to leave after they fired her

What fresh new hell is this?

Hey, folks! Have you filled your pill minders for the week ahead? Requested refills of low meds? Given your dog tummy rubs and ear scratches? Made a sacrifice to our lord dog almighty, howled be her name?

Can we make “potatoing” a thing? In a sentence: Harley and I are potatoing on the couch today. Definition: being a couch potato

I can't believe I actually have to say this, but apparently I do: someone who is buying compromised Bluesky accounts from an account reseller marketplace is directly funding identity theft, fraud, and international crime. #BadActorBingo resurrection for an explainer of why:

Like maybe it just seems like extra work to you and who cares because they got paid but it matters. Its manners and class and Lots of the creative people you assume are financially stable are NOT. Don't add to their work being devalued AGAIN

This isn’t even paying artists in exposure *jazz hands*

You can't just wholesale show their entire work uncredited and then be like "like and subscribe and pay me" it's so nasty!

What's going on out there

All 3am calls are emergencies, especially the booty ones.

I’m always tempted to reply to SPAM texts. “U free?” Nah man, I’m way outta your price range. Old phone, who dis? You can take my life, but you can never take my freedom. Yes, but the Y and O are triple-rate. I pay in experience and exposure.

I wore white shorts recently and had concerns (checked seat before &after getting up!), but not flashbacks. People, this is huuuuge! 30 years later and finally no flashbacks to various middle school white pants accidents!

become moss > touch grass

Well this is unfortunate. An account calling itself "NASA | ESA Space Updates" (@nasaupdates.bsky.social), not apparently affiliated w/ either, has been posting NASA images without alt-text & blocked me when I said the images should include it. (NASA itself is usually pretty good on accessibility.)

Have you read the new Kaleidotrope?

I understand folks who are frustrated with space priorities right now in this dark & horrible time, but I also think it is hard for a lot of us not to be overcome by a bunch of truly earnest joyful nerds loving learning & discovery in an era so hostile to all earnestness, joy, learning & discovery.

NBD

lol okay now what would you do if you were a senator

Happy Zombie Jesus Day to those that celebrate (or observe Zombie Appreciation Day).

The author of The Vampire Diaries was very done with these stories (except in her imagination, maybe. There’s beef btwn LJ Smith and Everyone Else). The extra books that came out after the show’s success were ghost written for Alloy, according to the author.

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Who's your favorite person who was crucified? Mine's Jesus

NASA astronaut trying to make an e-mail client other than Microsoft Outlook the default.

Going to the mall to get an Orange Julius and become the Modern Prometheus

Maybe God is mad at us because we had the hubris to claim we could build bears.

I also have a fabricated pen story I used to tell so I’d get mine back if someone borrowed it. Amazing that people believed the last thing my dad gave me before he died was a basic black Bic pen. 😳

American cheese Then: used old, crumbly (mold cut off!) cheddar to improve shelf life and use up otherwise unwanted cheese. Now!: freshly made from base ingredients of every other cheddar, plus potassium or sodium citrate to make it more melty.

I hate weaving in ends. 🧶

for those interested this gives you an idea of how tiny the new froglets are

it's #transrightsreadathon next week. here are books from my collection by trans authors that i've read and enjoyed:

Someone put this person to sleep on the train from Snowpiercer. Minus the green food and impending derailment.

Yarn chicken! 🧶🧶

Oof

Suburgatory is on Netflix! And, because she’s on it, I wondered if Cheryl Hines is still married to RFK Jr. She is! And I don’t think she would see the huuuge red flags that I did in this article:

Me, watching Bridgerton s3, to the voices in my head and Harley: That is certainly a lot of arsenic green…