Must have messed with the timeline. She's fading away like thay picture of Michael J Fox.

2 weeks later this still hits like a 2x4 to the kidney

Olivia heard you was talking shit

Classic

It's so nice out today but I had PT this morning and 3 sets of squats have rendered me useless for the rest of the day.

Great time to be my kind of NY sports fan. The Red Sox suck, the Pats have a scandal, Knicks have a chance in the playoffs, the Yankees cut Volpe loose, and the Giants season is months away.

Vigilant boy with weird tail

absolute legend. RIP

RIP to this oxo 12 inch skillet after about 7 years. A damn workhorse.

Live Timmy the whale coverage

Had my passport out on the counter for 3 months as a reminder to renew it and I finally did it.

JackAssic Park. Is that anything? Like they purposely get sprayed by a Dilophosaurus or something.

The most hopefully I will be about the Giants season before Dart and Skattebo do this to each other somehow.

Do not recommend spinal injections.

Im here fuckaas

This screen shot of the Christ simulator game is killing me.

DaWaterEnjoyer

DaWaterEnjoyer

Yikes

Luke trying to train in swamp world and yoda turns up to their second day together wearing lipstick and with one rag of his robe undone

absolute bums

Annual physical today. Still 6' even. Which is like 6'3" if you only hang out with dudes.

Nag champa versus air purifier. Who will win?

Just found out about William Shatner in Go Ask Alice

I think I nailed it

IMDB is down? I'm not gonna remember what I was going to ask it.

I hate physical therapy, but I like my physical therapist.

When the local 7/11 has an ID to scan behind the counter cause you forgot yours>>

This thread is making me wonder if cocaine had a bigger influence on 80s pop music or 80s MLB

The handsomest boy in the world, aka Tony, aka Tony Baloney, aka Mr Boogers

Slay the Spire 2 act 2 elite enemy that will absolutely destroy your shiv build.

Whoever edited the NYT crossword today needs to find another job.

I'm a legitimate Carpenter's fan and I'm watching a Carson performance in which they are eating entire shit.

The second I sit down

The first truly warm day of the year. Time to get self conscious about my dumb tattoos

I think… I think I may have done something really bad

Certainly a computer could never replicate his charisma?

I also re-entered the atmosphere and splashed down in the ocean today. If you even care.

I thought this style was familiar and I saw some of this same artist when I went to Sweden

Started having a panic attack about driving down to Boston for some reason. But they canceled my hotel no charge so thats good.

Ooogghhh new video youtu.be/6npsw2-V_kY?... finishing the lost and damned

Hello handsome

I live next to one of those tiny airports and fear for my life every day

Elite Toddler Masters

Figuring out what to do with a Barnes and Noble gift card. I was very close to buying a 4k planet earth DVD before I remembered I have no way to play DVDs in my home

My ultimate recommendation is to try not to hang out with people that can lead to a gun being pointed at you

In my larvae form

Cuties