The pensive creature

Will not show pictures of the sunburn I got today but it is gnarly.

Oh you're doing loud performative parenting on the train and one of your kids is literally named Brayden? Fascinating!!!!

Got to enjoy the classic "throw it back!" chants, followed by vociferous booing of a person who, I imagine, did not want to get kicked out of the stadium.

Da New Yawk Yankees

Excellent rec Libby!

Gave Olivia a tiny piece of ranch flavored Bugle and she has gone feral

Getting worked up about returning to work at the end of the month, but also this weekend I'll be having dinner with an old friend in Manhattan, and going to a Yankee game with my mom. So it's all good.

Trapped under 5lb cat

That cheetos video is stealth ASMR nonsense and I won't stand for it.

Chili does not work as a seltzer flavor. Its not spicy in any way it just tastes like metal. blech.

Been getting after it all week, lost a few pounds, getting ready to go back to work. Was about to go for a walk but it's 90 degrees and humid and my legs are already shaky from PT. I'm just gonna chill in the poofy chair and eat pizza today.

Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot

A giant Biore strip that just rips your whole head off

Olivia laser focused on the piece of falafel I dropped

Took me far too long to make this but I didn't use AI, dammit.

Obviously I will take Knicks in 4 but also if there's a game 7 I'll be in NYC that night. Game would be in SA but the vibes. The vibes.

I am being attacked

I did last Sunday's NYT crossword in 19 minutes 39 seconds while I was waiting for the doctor. I think thats a personal record.

I have a return to work date, though my back is never going to be the same. Can't wait to be a hostile little shit to all the fake friends that couldn't be bothered to text me for 8 months.

Baby

The dream of most automation is still just this

Gonna need the Knicks to win the championship this year. The only one of my Big 4 that doesn't have a title in my lifetime. And I may have to disavow my Giants after recent developments.

Vizio tv crash when try to play fate of furious rental help

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me And When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone

Tapering off gabapentin to get a better idea of where my back pain is at. It's bad! I find out about surgery on Tuesday and at this point I'm saying bring it on.

Family meeting

What the hell did seed oil do? Stop ganging up on seed oil! I got yo' back, seed oil!

Time for kitties

I needed a project so I told myself I'm going to start making cooking videos and I've gotten as far as deep cleaning the visible parts of the kitchen, setting up a camera mount on my vent hood, and doing 35 minutes of test video that no one will ever see.

Whatever. Just take out the Hog's Breath Saloon

He loves him papa

😬

How does she get so comfy so quickly?

Was looking to see when the last time Aaron Judge hit a HR was and I said "oh he's due, due" and then had a quiet chuckle to myself.

"Rory comin" (beat) "of course a reference The Wire, Omar meme" Real, actual, golf commentary I heard on the TV right now

Gotta get those bread prices up

Oh my god I got out of bed cause they were doing this to me and they just ran up on me as soon as I got settled in with my coffee

It was pretty cool when these guys helped raise $120k for an objectively great cause

News

boxofficega.me September 5, 1986 ✅ 160 ✅ 120 ✅ 120 ✅ 160 ✅ 160 ➕ 160 🏆 880 By far the best I've ever done at this game

Must have messed with the timeline. She's fading away like thay picture of Michael J Fox.

2 weeks later this still hits like a 2x4 to the kidney

Olivia heard you was talking shit

Classic

It's so nice out today but I had PT this morning and 3 sets of squats have rendered me useless for the rest of the day.