I’m a cynic but this is actually a remarkable interview and even I am inclined to trust (but verify). There’s a level of contrition that is rare even in *private* spaces these days. Huge respect to @junlper.beer for handling this interview with the perfect balance of probing and empathy.

Joe you don't have to say Hawaii like that

He loves this

I put on I Love You Man to kill time before football and it feels like a relic of a bygone age. Jason Segal just said "replete with cooter"

I nearly died laughing at this

One thing I can be happy about is that there are no teams I hate left in the playoffs. I vaguely have something against Sean Payton but I couldn't say why.

To be fair there was fish and chips in there. And yes he got some. Also I cleaned all the fingerprints off the air fryer.

Crime child

I dont know what these two are going to do with themselves when I have to go back to work.

gonna snow all day and I didn't shop properly yesterday. frozen pot stickers for breakfast?

Mina is the best.

Tracy Jordan saying Tony Doukipil

Hello! we're a completely unnecessary 3rd party company that handles your benefit payments while on leave. We know you've never heard from us before but your payment is due in 3 days and the convenience fee to pay online is basically the same as what you owe us.

The past Doughboys guests are fighting

Big day for "just let them score" scenarios

Nice to know I can perform a culinary Leaving Las Vegas at the Applebee's across the street.

This game has me in full standing arms crossed dad mode

I appreciate having affectionate cats, I really do. But these two are the neediest little monsters on earth. Its 78 degrees in here.

Better pic. Still very confused

The video games came true while I was asleep I guess. For real though why is this in my parking lot.

Brooks Brothers polo $4 at the goodwill

Threw a piece of salami down next to the food bowl while the cat was eating and watched him do a pitch perfect double take.

I have finished the movie Pixels. Jane Krakowski is the funniest person in the cast and she has the same number of lines as Serena Williams. Who is also in the movie.

I could have sworn the movie Pixels came out in like 2008 but it was 2015. Also Sean Bean and Jeremy Stron are in it. And Jane Krakowski.

David Herman lol

my special lil guy

Communist Brian Griffin

Trying to explain to this creature that my lap is for cats and smooth dogs only. She's not listening.

Outlook for the new year ...

I was watching the CBS honky tonk nonsense parade on the antenna and something seems to have gone seriously wrong with broadcast.

Texting my non East coast friends "yo watch out, langoliers" at 11:57pm their time.

This is some dismal shit right here

What do you mean Lainey Wilson is 10 years younger than me? She could be my mother.

Year (?) of wondering why they won't let the Toyotathon lady do her own voice acting.

All the freebies in the world. Let's see if I can get Fallout: London up on the steamdeck, how hard can it be...

That said I watch this show so I can act like Beavis anytime I recognize a little bit of texture from the game

Another round of spinal steroid injections this morning. Do not recommend. I'm going to order a pizza and play Hades 2 for the rest of the day.

I remember the last shot of Fallout season 1 so distinctly I thought I could jump right in to season 2 but I am completely at sea. Forgot so much.

Just heard the mailman singing Blurred Lines? In 2025?

"Fucking po-tay-toes"

Happy Ben Folds abortion song Day to all who celebrate

After a month and a half home with my cats every day I have realized they don't sleep as much as you would like them to.

We have reached Grinch saturation. This is why they made him live in the cave. You accept him into polite society and he becomes a social contagion. We will never be rid of him. Soon there will be a Grinch for every holiday. Madness.

There's a cash out option on the gambling app that I should take advantage off more often

A funny joke would be if I returned to work after 2 months with a gnarly mustache

An 18 year old cat makes so ambient noises and smells. Still cute tho.

Olivia approves of the new massage gun

Cut off by someone with a DINONRD vanity plate. Ross Geller ass.

Steam wrapped is good if you want to remember that you were extremely depressed for five days in July