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I've been trying to think who Altman reminds me of and he's the spitting image of Burke from Aliens

A post so nonsensical Bluesky didn’t recognize it as English.

Actual leftists are never going to vote for Tucker Carlson for anything. Folks can dead that.

this is not remotely the greatest issue facing our species

Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke

Coordinating outfits is important.

Conversely every time I see Padma Lakshmi saying something it’s increased my appreciation of Padma Lakshmi

Paul Verhoeven’s Driving Miss Daisy

Luigi nooooo

When this kid's act of loyalty to his friend low-key saves the human species

This is how we vote with our wallets to get more in world stuff. Lorwyn Eclipse is one of the best selling sets of all time, secrets of strix sold out every prerelease, the novel hit the nyt list, and ub sets are kinda hung out to dry. Want wotc to listen and make more in world sets? This is how.

The Posadists were right I guess.

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Hitler survived ~8 active assassination attempts—not as in plans, as in guns drawn and fuses lit. He was also inches away from getting shot to death during the Beer Hall Putsch.

FFS: -It wasn’t staged. -American society is geared towards producing the isolated lone wolf shooter. -The press shouldn’t make this about themselves.

black hole sun, won’t you come, won’t you come

POW MIA flags are so funny, it’s like every post office having a flag that says “chemtrails”

Here's an example: [sequence of words that no one has ever uttered in all of recorded history]

⚡️ Have a MARVELous weekend! ⚡️

Of all the bad things Star Trek has done in its 60 year history, this might be the worst

The right is chasing the dragon at this point. Nothing hits like it used to.

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Star Trek V isn’t so bad.

i swear if we had social media in the past people would call the hippie and punk movements 'cancel culture' too. LARGE GROUPS OF PEOPLE MOBILIZING AGAINST THE THINGS THAT HURT THEM IS NOT NEW. SORRY BUD IT IS NOT SOME GEN Z FAD IF YOU SUPPORT HATE THINGS AND FOLKS DONT WANT TO BUY YOUR STUFF ANYMORE

So as long as we are speaking in broader terms it can be defined as a genocide?

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Conan O'Brien and Jim Downey defined the sense of humor for every single 41-year-old on this site

One half of all television is urban fantasy set in a speculative universe in which police serve a positive societal function

New favorite player just dropped

My four favorite Star Trek Captains.

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lmao. lol.

So true queen

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

Hahahahaha

I love that our congressmen are grotesquely stupid.

a progressive income tax? sorry kiddo, that betrays a "utopian" desire that can only ever end in tragedy. but a relentless program of constant wars, occupations, and genocides fast and slow, for oil, land, and fulfilling the commands of a blood-hungry god? thats just Adults in the Room doing Policy

i can't wait to see democratic party leadership come out to explain why they aren't gonna do a fucking thing about this either

yeah this is light work

COLOR OUT OF SPACE

Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.

beach tent scape, cape may, new jersey, 1978

How are you all watching this shit?

Hey fatty, I’ve got a movie for ya - A Fridge Too Far I say cheating is a gift man gives himself I’m Peter Pantsless!