Indubitably

I would’ve fucked up those contestants in Jeopardy tonight. Pullin answers out of every orifice.

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We’re in a golden age of TV right now but you have to spend a lot of streaming to access it.

I hope the Backrooms movie addresses why they did all that buildout but didn’t put in any shitters.

That was Sixers-Celtics implosion Harden.

Why do I have to see our only good OF prospect in years sit for shit ass Felix Reyes?

Ah, the annual tradition of Dombrowski signing a big name reliever who sucks ass.

I’m down with a rebuild. Front office - gone. Embiid and George - at least 1 needs to go. Bench except Edwards and Barlow - bye Hell I’d trade Maxey for a huge pick package. He disappeared when it mattered.

Maxey really willing to take a back seat in this series.

I have no ill will towards Chalamet but would love to see him get hit with ping pong balls.

There is only one constant in all dimensions in the multiverse: Stan Van Gundy can go fuck himself in all of them.

Did they switch refs after the 1Q? People were straight mugging each other with no call then, now there’s just ticky tack bullshit left and right.

Oubre has been terrible at both ends of the floor. I don’t get why Edwards can’t get more minutes.

No matter how this series turns out, VJ Edgecombe will back next year. And one year wiser.

Silly me thinking a flight from O’Hare could actually leave on time.

Bimzelx sounds like a made up planet from a Rick & Morty episode

I don’t want to hear shit about Tatum missing the game. It sucks for him but it happens. We’ve had no Embiid in the playoffs several times.

Managerial genius Don Mattingly

Spirit needs to have one final no holds barred plane brawl.

Name your top 15 (14) TV shows ever, gut instinct only The Wire The Simpsons The Americans Chappelle’s Show The Righteous Gemstones Law & Order (original) Breaking Bad Better Call Saul Vice Principals Late Night w/ David Letterman Bojack Horseman Fargo Dark Saturday Night Live

Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo and Grogu

Donnie Baseball gonna get in the HOF as a manager

Glad the Phils brought in the worst pitcher ever.

Yeah Flyers!!!!!

Flyers are too young to be getting beat to loose pucks

Never trust a big fart and a smile

I saw no women in the Pats draft room.

Phils still better than me at baseball, but it gets closer every day

Phils are very broken

What I find most annoying about the Sixers shitting the bed is that it makes the Phils bedshitting look not as bad

I know it seems like the bad guys keep winning, but at least the shitheads lose once in a while.

Phils are sad and I don’t want to watch them anymore. Crawford was exciting but the fucknuts manager doesn’t play him everyday

Trump = Tanguy Destable Democracy

please clap

Kruk just said McCarthy was “very tight” during a Cubs at bat, forcing McCarthy to recover quickly after a chuckle.

I was previously unaware that the Italian Prime Minister is hot

This is what happens when you fuck with the moon.

Happy Steamed Hams Anniversary to all, especially those of the Albany regional dialect.

What it lacked in plot, it made up for in edge of your seat suspense and a satisfying climax. 4 1/2 stars on Letterboxd

The Phillies won’t look this bad the whole season, but if they make the postseason, I expect it to look like this. It’s simple. They swing too freely. Every opponent knows it.

Trade Embiid and Simmons now

Taco Bell is on the higher end of fast food. It’s also a shitty attempt at Mexican food. Both can be true.

Have y’all heard the song in the American Red Cross commercial? Here’s my guess on how it was recorded: Engineer to singer: “OK. You’re going to do a bad Luther Vandross impression and we forgot to write lyrics. We’re recording in 2 minutes.”

Watching a Beachfront Bargain Hunt with a Manayunk couple buying in Margate. Would love to know how a national audience views these accents.

Rav out here skeeting for the people. Don’t try to tell me this site is dying.

They also crucified his penis? No wonder Pilate washed his hands of that shit.

I also believe that I teleported at Penn State in 2001 from the Blue White Tailgate to The Phyrst. It in between doing shots with professors and being asked to leave The Shandygaff.

Phils cooking the Rockies so hard they might need this

Perfectly normal thing to see on the National Mall.