If I was a tutoring company and I wanted to convince you that I could teach your kids maths, I would probably not have an advert that said “3=2” on it! That’s just me though.

Thank you for the Botchamania feature @maffewgregg.bsky.social Good news for anyone who enjoyed my TONYWARE edit at the end - there's already a sequel! TONYWARE 2.0 | #AEW x #WarioWare

i made a helpful reference

🎵The world is cold you betta

So excited to share my new weighted bat plush for Spooky Season—In partnership with @azbatrescue.bsky.social ! More info soon! 🦇 #BatNap

Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

a couple of weeks ago i dreamt that eddie kingston came back with a new gimmick of "guy who plays a lot of farming sims" and everyone was like "of course, that makes perfect sense with his character" lol

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”

this is the coolest thing i have ever seen, goddamn!

the beatings will continue; we have defunded the agency that tracks morale

Anyway instead of watching a sexual predator get gassed after 3 suplexes you could be watching Kyle Fletcher and Hangman actually wrestle and he entertained 🤼‍♂️

🫡 #AEWAllOut

Ten of Swords 🗡️ Upright: -betrayal -painful endings -loss -mental crisis Reversed -recovery -self-pity & drama -resistance to change -hope

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

it is interesting to me... that we have observed in the span of two weeks the remembrances of two lives and the response to those two lives is very different ... what has been left behind polar opposites It's almost as if ... what you do matters

In the pandemic Michael & I wrote this skit called “Mighty Morphin KAREN Rangers” There’s even a Karen Megazord lol. Here’s a clip, let me know your thoughts!

Wasn't sure what this meant. Went to check. It's dumb as fuck.

My fall 2025 goal is to become one with spiders. My plan will be to sit motionless all day until a bug touches me and then jump to life to suddenly eat the bug. This will be the first time I have put effort toward any goal in my entire life.

Try taking the COVID competency exam yourself, and share it around! Great way to bust myths (and the person who wrote it is an epidemiologist, and well-informed, so it really does). seanmullen.com/covidcompete...

Blessed are the vengeful polarizers, for they shall inherit the White House.

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it does seem weird to declare war on people and then demand they mourn your dead

You thought I was crazy for eating them but who is crazy now

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

if the right doesn’t stop doing things like this the right might get violent

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

“We interrupt news of this shooting to bring you news of another shooting. Don’t be sad about the second shooting though, it was just some kids at a school. Be sad about the first guy, an adult man who encouraged shooting kids at schools“

New Mexico is such a fascinating success story because it's the only solid blue state that's also poor by US standards and despite theoretically having the least tax base to work with they quietly roll out some new social democratic policy every year

we….worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out.

Two trials will be repeated endlessly despite always producing the same results: 1) Does UBI work? (yes) 2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)

Toni Storm is my favorite woman who has ever talked about pissing in a sink 🤼

Unrivaled. #AEWDynamite

a discord is not a forum. I don't want to join your product's community; I want to read the solution to my technical problem from two posters who worked it out 4 years ago

i miss eddie kingston

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

another thing made by me about how i feel applying to jobs

Death: the one jam no one has ever wriggled their way out of

so many people are going to die because not enough people were willing to believe that RFK jr would actually try to do exactly what he has said for decades that he wanted to do

horSeShoe crabS!! #art #invertefest

I’m shocked and heartbroken for those poor children in my hometown of Minneapolis, but also beyond angry at all the powerful people who have sacrificed so many kids to their sacred gun cult over so so many decades. Yes, only actual material action matters at this point - here, in Gaza, everywhere.

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.