Excited to release my first enamel pin next month—a lovely CFO! I’m so sad there’s no official stuff for him (other than a hoodie referencing his medallion that’s now sold out) but I’m happy to share the love. #cfo #metalocalypse #charlesoffdensen

Joining the June lineup—High Holy Priest CFO bags! I had so much fun showcasing Charlie’s face in this design. Full lineup and dates soon! :^) #cfo #charlesoffdensen #metalocalypse

🧸🐠💦✨ #dispatch #waterboy

Bump!

can confirm Herman is a worthy purchase to make

Dispatch extras are now up!! Miss out? I have a limited inventory and they are not likely to be restocked 🐠🦇💕 10% of Sonar profits go to Central Florida Bat Rescue, give them a follow! Thank you for your support 🫶 #dispatch #sonar #waterboy

Idk why I love posting at 11pm but it’s storytime #cfo #metalocalypse #charlesoffdensen #dethklok

Elmer is packing up mini Hermies as fast as his little bat thumbs can muster 🥰🦇🐠💦 Please be patient for tracking to update—and PLEASE GET IN CONTACT IF YOUR COUNTRY REQUIRES A TAX ID(Mexico, Brazil, etc!)! I can’t ship without them, thank you! 💕

A cutie avalanche is approaching — mini Hermies start shipping after the holiday weekend! Please allow time for your tracking to update, especially international orders 💌 Limited extras will go live after preorders ship, get them while you can! #dispatch #waterboy

The time has come!! My shipment of Mini Hermies is scheduled to arrive over the weekend—which means orders will start shipping Monday morning! Excited for you to hold this little guy!! 🐠✨💦 #waterboy #dispatch

Saddened by the lack of CFO enamel pins? God me too. See you in June!! #metalocalypse #charlesoffdensen #cfo

HYPOTHETICALLY…would you prefer a cfo enamel pin to be simple and stylized or match the t*tmouse style enamels to complete your set?

Thank you!! 🌸🩷

Thank you so much!! Also if you want a waterboy doll I have one 💙💙💙👀

Cosmetically flawless, overstuffed (with twinks) so the squeaker has been SILENCED 🦇🔇 Discounted B-grades live now! Free charm and donation to Central Florida bat rescue included! #dispatch #sonar

Felt cute ah…might delete later 👓⚙️🥃🛋️💼🥧☕️ #metalocalypse #charlesoffdensen #cfo

Lil Sonar is here and he's already so cozy! Thank you @twilightpalms.bsky.social I would die for him 🥹

Cosmetically flawless, but overstuffed so the squeaker has been SILENCED 🦇🔇 NOW how will he tell you he went to Harvard?!?! Live now, grab them while you can at a discount! Extras and central Florida bat rescue donation included! #dispatch #sonar

Yay lil Sonar’s here. Thank you @twilightpalms.bsky.social

Important updates!! Please check your emails if you are overseas and require a tax id! #sonar #dispatch #shopupdates

Still goin, babes! Looks like I’ll be finished with all sonar related orders by tonight or tomorrow—Hermie is next in a couple weeks! Love ya!! 🦇💕

Another packing day—I’ve gotten a few emails asking about when their order will start moving, please be patient as I’m packing as many as I can per day 💕 thank you guys for your excitement! 🦇🦇 I’ve completed single Sonar labels and am moving to multiple+combined orders now 🤸🏻‍♂️

Shippingpocalypse has begun for orders with Edgar or Mini Sonar! Please allow 1-2 weeks for tracking updates as I’m a one Ang band 🦇🦇🦇 thank you!

Mini Sonar and Edgar are HERE!! They’ll be shipping out in daily batches throughout the week! Mini Hermie is expected in late May, I’ll be sure to update once he arrives! #electricdreams #sonar #dispatch

Shop was briefly down for maintenance! Shifted to shipping automatically by weight instead of flat rates due to costs skyrocketing and frequently eating the upcharges 🤡

A one-off High Holy Priest CFO shirt I designed for an upcoming Dethklok show!! Might repurpose this design in the future if yall like it! I really loved my standee design but I wished you could see his face better…now you can :D #metalocalypse #dethklok #charlesoffdensen

Are you a fan of niche metalocalypse merch? This pillow (and now sticker!) pay homage to the iconic CFO pie baked in 2009 by pirateking42!! Her pie is my favorite metalocalypse multimedia fanart and even has a cameo in season 4 episode 1! 💕 #metalocalypse #charlesoffdensen #cfo

Many treasures await in May! Stay tuned 🐠🦇👾 #dispatch #electricdreams #waterboy #sonar

#AEWDynamite 🤼

Working on fulfilling orders as inventory arrives—and designing new treats for May! April has been a comfortable slower pace, as I’ve been working nonstop since October 😆 Just a heads up, Sonar plushies are running a bit late and expected early May! Next drop TBA :-)

Cursed items no one asked me to restock: Toki grub 2” Epoxy charms! I finally got these to the perfect adorable size. The finish looks like pee 🙂‍↕️ restocked for love of the game #tokiwartooth #tokigrub #metalocalypse

See you soon! 🐠✨

This one’s just for fun…1 year of my positive affirmation/yume journal! This is your sign to make one too! #yumeship #yumeshipping #goodvibes #selflove

Happy Birthday Elmer! Our favorite purple pallid vampire turns 138 this year! Let’s celebrate his special day by showing love for his real species in the wild—10% of profits go directly to Arizona Bat Rescue! 🦇🧛‍♂️🖤#batconservation #bats #elmerwatson #plush #pallidbat

Mister Offdensen?! 😳😳😳 Two of my favorite standees, featuring the handsome CFO! The last is a picture of Brendon with my priest Charles, as a very kind friend was able to give him one on my behalf. We will finally get to meet him in person next month, how exciting! #charlesoffdensen #metalocalypse

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2 plushies, one set of besties! 💖💙 Check out Mr. Whatsit by my bestie @savagesuccubus.bsky.social and share with your #strangerthings loving friends! 🕷️🕰️ And of course, there’s less than half of my reversible Edgars left so grab him while you can! #electricdreams 👾💚❤️

Lots of packing to do this week—be sure to tag me when you get your goodies! 💖🐠✨ #waterboy #dispatch

Who’s excited for tomodachi life: living the dream? It’s consuming every one of my waking thoughts nbd

These are about half gone thank you everyone! 💻💖

What better time than now to showcase my dethbubu charms? I’ve been wanting to offer a blindbox option at a discount if you guys want to have some fun! And yes they include a shitty doodle on the bag 💀 Happy Easter! 🐣🐰🪺🍬🍫💖 #metalocalypse

EDGAR IS HERE! He comes with a free charm and sticker! Finally together in electric dreams 💕💖💞 #electricdreams #edgar

Due to popular request, reversible Edgar is BACK! Tomorrow at noon CST, we will be together in electric dreams! 💻💕 #electricdreams #edgar

Shipping update!

Elmer knows the secret to business AND pleasure on the go! 🏝️🦇 Partnering with Be Your Lover, as I’m a big fan of cute, discreet 18+ toys! They have so many clever designs—it was hard to choose just one! Check them out and save 20% off your order with code TWILIGHT20! ✨

He’s done! Mini sonar has completed production and is on his way to me—final estimated ETA is the last week of April! See you guys then!! #dispatch #sonar

I have 3 spots open for art commissions at $30 each and I am going to donate 1/2 of the proceeds to my good brother @mrstephenpike.bsky.social and his cat's medical expenses! Please share and dm if interested!! #WrestlingArt #Ukiyo-e #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ #AEWCollision #MLPUprising

its #dispatch time

Last day to preorder my friends!! March drop closes tonight—production starts for Hermie plushies this weekend, everything else is here, in production, or on the way! Be sure to check individual listings for estimated ship times 🐠🦇✨#dispatch #sonar #waterboy

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