Just a heads up if you live in Brazil or Mexico, please put your recipient tax ID in the order notes! If I don’t get a response to the email requesting the recipient tax ID, I have to refund the order— as I cannot print a label without it 🙂‍↕️

WELCOME TO PAPERBOXMART!!! MY STORE IS NOW LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STICKERS, KEYCHAINS, MOUSEPADS, DESKMATS AND MORE ON THE WAY!!! acggoods.com/store/paperb...

Did you get a shipping notification for the ealybird batch? I’m tired 😌😴 #waterboy #dispatch

The first batch of Waterboy liquid shakers are here! HE’S SO PRETTYYY AAHHHH!!!! If you ordered early + just the charm, you might get a shipping notification this weekend! The rest will be on their way in late March. Updates on my next drop soon! 🐠🌊✨ #dispatch #waterboy

Devil and angel on his shoulder… Last day to order before we move to production! Hermie plush is coming very soon with proper photos and a release date! Make sure to use code VDAY for 10% off—and remember, 10% of profits for Sonar plush go to Central Florida bat rescue!! #sonar #waterboy #dispatch

Tomorrow is the last day to order before my January drop concludes and moves to production! Keep an eye out for a moist little man coming soon after…#dispatch #waterboy #sonar

Ends tomorrow!

2 days left to be his Valentine 🦇💕 #sonar #dispatch

My mini Waterboy plush is ready for his big debut at the end of the month! Here’s a little peek at his kissable face 🥰🐠🌊💕#dispatch #waterboy #dispatch

My first sample batch of liquid charms are on the way! If you’re an early bird order and got him by himself, he’s likely going to ship by late February! The rest of my liquid charm stock will arrive in early April. Remember to use code VDAY for 10% off! #waterboy #dispatch

The January drop is wrapping up on Valentine’s Day! After that we’ll move to production shortly after. Come get these sweet treats before they’re gone! 10% of Sonar plush profits go to Central Florida bat rescue! 🦇🦇🦇#sonar #waterboy #dispatch

The boys are back in town! 🎶 All preorders have shipped, CFO and Herbie are back in stock!! Extras included! CFO’s lovely medallion was made by thoughtfulgoose on IG btw check out her wares ⚙️ #reanimator #metalocalypse

Busy week! I’ll be finishing up packing the mini CFO and Herbie preorders today, stock will likely be up by this weekend. Also, Ash has completed production!!! EST shipping time is early March. He’s still available in limited qty as well! 💕 #armyofdarkness #ashwilliams

I’m not active in wrestling rn but these two guys fucking rock and I’m so happy to see them being goated as per usual

My silly little men have arrived!! Mini CFO and mini Herbie preorders will be shipping this week, and stock will go up shortly after!! ⚙️🫀 #reanimator #metalocalypse

Pocket protector 🦇 #sonar #dispatch

How have I not shown off this feature??? 📣🦇 Reminder that 10% of all profits go to Central Florida Bat Rescue!! Available to order until 2/14! Get a lil sonar today! #sonar #dispatch #echolocation

Myself and many talented people participated in this, so excited for its release!

watching that new movie everyones been on abt. rlly not getting the hype tho its is kinda ass

Little Menaces - Ickling Roxy OOAK handmade art doll What is an Ickling, you ask? They're mischievous counterparts to Cupid. Much like being hit with a Cupid's arrow makes you fall in love, a bonk from an Ickling's hammer gives you the ick... You can't avoid them, they're always lurking! #artdoll

DIDN’T HAPPEN 💅🦇✨ #sonar #dispatch

I’M OVER THE MOON RN!!! I got my daki samples and Herm looks INCREDIBLE! He’s so vibrant and beautiful in person 😭 also thank you Lil’ Sonar for censorship. Herm is available until 2/14, with the rest of my January drop! #sonar #waterboy #dispatch

Lovely treats from colorfulradiance_ on IG (left) and @wawakant.bsky.social (right)! Thank you!!

11pm posting #dispatch #waterboy

An educational PSA, as many people have asked me what to do when they see a bat in trouble! Sonar is available until 2/14, support your love for real and fictional bats today! And don’t forget to follow @/centralfloridabatrescue on tt and IG!! 🦇 #dispatch #sonar #batconservation

Currently working on a fun educational bat video so here’s my weekend post in between! 😆💕 Lovable, squeakable Sonar and his freebie charm is available until 2/14, with 10% of profits going to @centralfloridabatrescue !! Adopt him today 🦇#dispatch #sonar #batconservation

We were graced with snow this morning, which happens to be Sonar’s favorite 🦇☃️ #dispatch #sonar (Available to order until 2/14, 10% of profits go to central Florida bat rescue! See listing for details)

Good morning! Here’s a peek at my Waterboy liquid shaker charm, available to order until 2/14! He will have a yellow lobster clasp—but this is a nice view of the bottle itself! 🐟🐠⭐️✨💦💧#dispatch #waterboy

Detail shots of Hermie…available to order until 2/14, will you be his Valentine? 💌 💘 #dispatch #waterboy

Craving that waterboy fix but can’t wait? I have limited stock of my ripple charms 🥳🐠💦✨ #dispatch #waterboy

Happy January Drop day!! 🦇🐠 Come get some lovingly made Waterboy and Sonar treats today! 10% of Sonar plush profits go to Central Florida Bat Rescue, thank you for helping make a difference! #dispatch #sonar #waterboy #batconservation

Craving that waterboy fix but can’t wait? I have limited stock of my ripple charms 🥳🐠💦✨ #dispatch #waterboy

Detail shots of Hermie…available to order until 2/14, will you be his Valentine? 💌 💘 #dispatch #waterboy

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It’s far too early to be teasing this but I can’t wait for you to see him 🥹 more details in the coming weeks!🐠🌊✨🧸 #waterboy #dispatch

Good morning! Here’s a peek at my Waterboy liquid shaker charm, available to order until 2/14! He will have a yellow lobster clasp—but this is a nice view of the bottle itself! 🐟🐠⭐️✨💦💧#dispatch #waterboy

We were graced with snow this morning, which happens to be Sonar’s favorite 🦇☃️ #dispatch #sonar (Available to order until 2/14, 10% of profits go to central Florida bat rescue! See listing for details)

🔥🗣️You gonna eat those twinks 🗣️🔥 #dispatch #sonar

Friday bump!

Sonar is here!!! I can’t wait to take more photos and videos with him. I’ve also restocked a couple of #metalocalypse buttons and charms that had sold out. Sonar is available until 2/14, get him while he’s hot—10% of profits go to Central Florida Bat rescue! #dispatch #sonar

Bro wtf get out of there #solar #dispatch

Happy January Drop day!! 🦇🐠 Come get some lovingly made Waterboy and Sonar treats today! 10% of Sonar plush profits go to Central Florida Bat Rescue, thank you for helping make a difference! #dispatch #sonar #waterboy #batconservation

I’ve opened a store!! Im really excited to be able to make these keychains into reality, you can now dangle the blorbos in real life! acggoods.com/store/wawaka... #flambae #waterboy #waterbae #dispatch #onlineshop #acggoods

My January Drop will be live tomorrow at noon CST (1/14–2/14)! All product previews and descriptions are on my site now if you want a sneak peek! Which listing are you excited for? 🐠🦇 #dispatch #sonar #waterboy

Waterboy joins my dakimakura roster this Wednesday, 11/14 at NOON CST…he’s “jizzed to join you!” (What an unfortunate quote sorry Herman). Orders for my January drop are open until Valentine’s Day—this includes my sonar plush and waterboy charms! See you there 🐠🦇 #waterboy #dispatch

CFO and Herbie have completed production and are on their way to me! Estimated ship time for November preorders is late January to early February! Ahead of schedule yay :-) #reanimator #metalocalypse

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Mark your calendars for JANUARY 14TH!! Mini sonar is coming (along with the rest of the January drop)! Show your love for real bats with a donation to Central Florida Bat Rescue !! #dispatch #sonar #batconservation

💉 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT 💚 Today we present the talented @TwilightPalms.bsky.social, who will be joining us as an artist. Keep an eye out, as pre-orders for our Re-Animator zine open next month! 🧟 #reanimator #zine #art