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Ask and you shall receive….the last item in the January drop is a Waterboy Dakimakura! Here’s a peek 🐠💞 #dispatch #waterboy

Herbie plushies have completed production! I’m waiting on mini CFO’s in the next couple of days and they will be on their way to me—eta is currently early February! Thank you 💚💚💚💚#reanimator #herbertwest

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Bat Nap weighted plushies are now fully stocked! They come with a free sticker, Eepy Elmer keychain, and 10% of profits go to Arizona bat rescue! Adopt Elmer today! 💜💛🦇 #bats

Excited to share mini Sonar plush soon! Hey Herm, what’s that behind you? Probably nothing important or related to future updates! #dispatch #sonar #waterboy

In addition to the Waterboy liquid shaker charms, I’ll be offering a water ripple charm variant! He’s a much larger 2.5” on this charm. Both variants, the sonar plush, and one last listing will be available mid January! Hope to see you there 💙💛 #dispatch #waterboy

Omg!!! Beautiful photo, thank you for supporting my artwork and bat conservation! 🦇🦇🦇

In addition to the Waterboy liquid shaker charms, I’ll be offering a water ripple charm variant! He’s a much larger 2.5” on this charm. Both variants, the sonar plush, and one last listing will be available mid January! Hope to see you there 💙💛 #dispatch #waterboy

Excited to share mini Sonar plush soon! Hey Herm, what’s that behind you? Probably nothing important or related to future updates! #dispatch #sonar #waterboy

Welcome to the year Twenty X-ty Six.

Typically the plush charms are exclusive, unless I’m selling off extras when the plush is not getting a re-release for awhile 🙂‍↕️

YAYAYAY thank you for adopting Emmer, Cricket!!! He will eat all the moths and mosquitoes 🫡🫡🫡💕💕

Missed out? Now is your chance! 🎄🦇⚙️

Very busy prepping for next month’s dispatch themed drop! This is the free phone charm that comes with my Sonar plush (that squeaks!). Look forward to announcements very soon. 10% of profits for this plush will go to Central Florida Bat Rescue! #dispatch #sonar

Just a few more revisions and lovable, squeakable Sonar will be ready for next month’s drop! Shooting for mid January! Comes with a red lobster clasp, free phone charm, and 10% profit donation to Central Florida Bat rescue! #sonar #dispatch

Waterboy, your favorite soggy janitor…now in a liquid shaker charm! What do we think? 🥰 Coming next month, merry Christmas! #dispatch #waterboy

Just a few more revisions and lovable, squeakable Sonar will be ready for next month’s drop! Shooting for mid January! Comes with a red lobster clasp, free phone charm, and 10% profit donation to Central Florida Bat rescue! #sonar #dispatch

Very busy prepping for next month’s dispatch themed drop! This is the free phone charm that comes with my Sonar plush (that squeaks!). Look forward to announcements very soon. 10% of profits for this plush will go to Central Florida Bat Rescue! #dispatch #sonar

Bat Nap weighted plushies are now fully stocked! They come with a free sticker, Eepy Elmer keychain, and 10% of profits go to Arizona bat rescue! Adopt Elmer today! 💜💛🦇 #bats

Missed out? Now is your chance! 🎄🦇⚙️

Waterboy, your favorite soggy janitor…now in a liquid shaker charm! What do we think? 🥰 Coming next month, merry Christmas! #dispatch #waterboy

🦋 Welcome to Buesky! 🦋 It's long past time to leave the Nazi bar, and you'll have a much better time here. I updated this guide due to the influx of users fleeing Grok's new AI bullshit. Share widely for all the newcomers!

Happy holidays from Mini Ash to you! Available now 🥰 #evildead #ashwilliams #armyofdarkness

Darling waterboy 🥹 (a design for something coming next month!🤫) #dispatch #waterboy

GROOVY…Mini Ash is finally back in town! He will be a limited quantity and estimated ship time is early March! Get him before he sells out again! #ashwilliams #evildead #armyofdarkness

Darling waterboy 🥹 (a design for something coming next month!🤫) #dispatch #waterboy

GROOVY…Mini Ash is finally back in town! He will be a limited quantity and estimated ship time is early March! Get him before he sells out again! #ashwilliams #evildead #armyofdarkness

It’s time! All Bat Nap weighted plushies will be shipping out Monday, and stock will be listed as well! Elmer came out absolutely perfect and he’s flying straight to you ❤️🦇

Flying to the shop next month — Mini Sonar! Updates before the new year. 10% of profits will be going to Central Florida Bat Rescue to help real rescued bats! #dispatch #sonar

Last day to save!

For no particular reason today here’s a new Mick Foley. Yep no reason at all. #mickfoley #prowrestling #foleyisgood #wrestlesky 🤼

A shite photo of the finished build. I’ll do better once I have the decals and stuff on him finalized. Also featuring a Herbert West lil guy made by @twilightpalms.bsky.social

Reminder to use code HOLIDAYS for 15% off till tomorrow! Here are some important updates: -My weighted bats will be shipping this weekend!! -Mini ash is confirmed to return to my shop soon! -Sonar will be making an appearance soon… Happy holidays!! 🎄

CODE GOOD TILL FRIDAY!

Coming soon…for bat conservation! #dispatch #sonar

After many requests, I’m officially making an interest check for restocking mini Ash! If you want him, interact with this post! More people interested = more likely he will get another run! Thank you as always for the love and requests for restocks! #ashwilliams #evildead #armyofdarkness

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Last sale code of the year! Use code HOLIDAYS for 15% off! Expires 12/19 ⚙️

My Hal 9000 plush! Will be restocking next month ❤️ #2001aspaceodyssey

Thank you everyone who preordered from the November drop! Production has begun and I’ll keep you updated every step of the way. I have a few production samples I can pack orders with—so if you get an early shipping notification, that’s why! Happy holidays! 🎄

Don’t miss out! 🪐⚙️💉

THANK YOU ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

My November drop closes tomorrow night…is this handsome man on his way to you this winter? 🤭⚙️ #metalocalypse

I have 5 b-grade Murderface dakis that I ordered as samples. Everything is correct except for this ROGUE LINE! So happy I caught it before final production! Pobody’s nerfect after all…reach out to me if you’d like one of these B-grades for $5 off! #metalocalypse

Yay tysm for buying!! :-D

Unreasonably photogenic CFO….⚙️ #metalocalypse

GO GO GO!! 🦇🦇🦇🦇 #metalocalypse #2001aspaceodyssey

ATTENTION ARTISTS OF BLUESKY! Mystery Wrestling is going to need a whole new line up of merch in 2026 and we want to see your portfolios. If interested, please respond to this with some of your work!