Happy Birthday Elmer! Our favorite purple pallid vampire turns 138 this year! Let’s celebrate his special day by showing love for his real species in the wild—10% of profits go directly to Arizona Bat Rescue! 🦇🧛‍♂️🖤#batconservation #bats #elmerwatson #plush #pallidbat

Mister Offdensen?! 😳😳😳 Two of my favorite standees, featuring the handsome CFO! The last is a picture of Brendon with my priest Charles, as a very kind friend was able to give him one on my behalf. We will finally get to meet him in person next month, how exciting! #charlesoffdensen #metalocalypse

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2 plushies, one set of besties! 💖💙 Check out Mr. Whatsit by my bestie @savagesuccubus.bsky.social and share with your #strangerthings loving friends! 🕷️🕰️ And of course, there’s less than half of my reversible Edgars left so grab him while you can! #electricdreams 👾💚❤️

Lots of packing to do this week—be sure to tag me when you get your goodies! 💖🐠✨ #waterboy #dispatch

Who’s excited for tomodachi life: living the dream? It’s consuming every one of my waking thoughts nbd

These are about half gone thank you everyone! 💻💖

What better time than now to showcase my dethbubu charms? I’ve been wanting to offer a blindbox option at a discount if you guys want to have some fun! And yes they include a shitty doodle on the bag 💀 Happy Easter! 🐣🐰🪺🍬🍫💖 #metalocalypse

EDGAR IS HERE! He comes with a free charm and sticker! Finally together in electric dreams 💕💖💞 #electricdreams #edgar

Due to popular request, reversible Edgar is BACK! Tomorrow at noon CST, we will be together in electric dreams! 💻💕 #electricdreams #edgar

Shipping update!

Elmer knows the secret to business AND pleasure on the go! 🏝️🦇 Partnering with Be Your Lover, as I’m a big fan of cute, discreet 18+ toys! They have so many clever designs—it was hard to choose just one! Check them out and save 20% off your order with code TWILIGHT20! ✨

He’s done! Mini sonar has completed production and is on his way to me—final estimated ETA is the last week of April! See you guys then!! #dispatch #sonar

I have 3 spots open for art commissions at $30 each and I am going to donate 1/2 of the proceeds to my good brother @mrstephenpike.bsky.social and his cat's medical expenses! Please share and dm if interested!! #WrestlingArt #Ukiyo-e #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ #AEWCollision #MLPUprising

its #dispatch time

Last day to preorder my friends!! March drop closes tonight—production starts for Hermie plushies this weekend, everything else is here, in production, or on the way! Be sure to check individual listings for estimated ship times 🐠🦇✨#dispatch #sonar #waterboy

Shipping FAQ! 💌

One last look at my dispatch cuties and their freebies before the March drop comes to a close Friday, 3/27! Did you get one? 🥰🌸🐠🦇 #sonar #dispatch #waterboy

Treats for me and you! Thank you Curlworks + Love&Victory for your high quality creations, and remember orders for my March drop close Friday! Love ya!! 💖🌸🐠🦇

FOUR DAYS REMAIN…. #waterboy #dispatch

One week left, don’t miss out! #dispatch #waterboy

Trusty IKEA tote I love you!!! A portion of orders shipping out today: The remainder of liquid charms by themselves, liquid charms with in-stock items, and normal in-stock orders. One week left! The MARCH DROP closes 3/27! (Also use code STPATTY for 10% off, that expires today) Happy spring! 🍀🌸✨

He’s here! Waterboy liquid shakers have arrived—if you ordered him by himself he will be shipping soon! Also…stickers, pillows and dakimakuras in my shop are restocked, be sure to save 10% until tomorrow with code STPATTY! That’s a mouthful 😭💕

hand-drawn Tony Schiavone showed up to AEW Dynamite too! Thanks Martin Vasquez and his cool family with taste and @twilightpalms.bsky.social for drawing things so well that people want to draw it and take it to shows

Is this thing on? 🎤🦇 10% of sonar plush profits are donated to @centralfloridabatrescue, let’s save the bats! Orders close 3/27! #sonar #dispatch

SITEWIDE SALE FOR 🍀 HOLIDAY YAHOO 💕💕💕

SITEWIDE SALE FOR 🍀 HOLIDAY YAHOO 💕💕💕

Working on scripting some Sonar bat conservation videos! Couldn’t film cuz it was too packed, but the day out was nice! Stay tuned and remember to preorder before 3/27! 10% of profits for Sonar plush go to Central Florida Bat Rescue 🦇 #sonar #dispatch #marchdrop

If you ordered the waterboy liquid shaker—Production is now complete and he’s on his way to me! He should arrive in 2 weeks—his quantity is limited so grab him before he sells out! 🐠✨ #dispatch #waterboy

Tony Schiavone meets the real Tony Schiavone (Thanks Martin Vasquez)

Darling Waterboy is so photogenic 🥹🐠💕☀️💦✨grab him until 3/27! #waterboy #dispatch

If you’d prefer like a larger, lighter version of the liquid charm artwork—these 2.5” ripple charms are perfect! #waterboy #dispatch

he’s like an angel

Castaway 🐠🌊🐡🦐🪸🦭🏝️🦦🍉🧉✨ Available thru 3/27💕 #waterboy #dispatch

Freebie reveal! I loved his promo art too much not to make it a button! Free with every Mini Hermie plush—orders close 3/27! 🐠✨ #waterboy #dispatch

Hermie and Sonar get along much better than expected on road trips! Orders are open until 3/27, 10% of profits from sonar go to Central Florida Bat Rescue! #sonar #waterboy #dispatch

Tasty burgers and thrifting (and an unexpected flat tire) to start the day! So happy it’s warming up. (Orders open until 3/27!) #dispatch #sonar #waterboy

Mini Ash plushies have arrived!! Preorders ship Monday and he is now officially in stock! He comes with a free charm and sticker too, check him out! #evildead #ashwilliams #armyofdarkness

It’s honest work #dispatch #waterboy

i colored one of the chiikawa doodle.. they are making me ill right now #dispatch #dispatchfanart #robertrobertson #sonar

Happy March Drop day!! So many goodies this round—make sure to check listing descriptions so you know when to expect delivery! 10% of Sonar plush profits go to @/centralfloridabatrescue and help real bats!! Thank you guys! :D #sonar #dispatch #waterboy

💉 RE-ANIMATOR ZINE: CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW "POST MORTEM" is an unofficial, non-profit Reanimator zine featuring art, writing, merch. Our last page preview is by artist @twilightpalms.bsky.social !

Sonar and Waterboy are so cute together!!!! *smushes them into the smallest enclosure possible* Orders open back up 2/27–3/27! Catch em while you can 💕🦇🐠 #dispatch #waterboy #sonar

It’s 10pm which means ITS TIME TO DROP IMPORTANT POSTS OF COURSE!! Mark your Calendars for FRIDAY 2/27, Mini Herman plush is coming! By popular request, my other dispatch listings are getting a second run—with a mini daki variant as well! See you Friday, more info soon! #dispatch #waterboy #sonar

Just a heads up if you live in Brazil or Mexico, please put your recipient tax ID in the order notes! If I don’t get a response to the email requesting the recipient tax ID, I have to refund the order— as I cannot print a label without it 🙂‍↕️

WELCOME TO PAPERBOXMART!!! MY STORE IS NOW LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STICKERS, KEYCHAINS, MOUSEPADS, DESKMATS AND MORE ON THE WAY!!! acggoods.com/store/paperb...

Did you get a shipping notification for the ealybird batch? I’m tired 😌😴 #waterboy #dispatch

The first batch of Waterboy liquid shakers are here! HE’S SO PRETTYYY AAHHHH!!!! If you ordered early + just the charm, you might get a shipping notification this weekend! The rest will be on their way in late March. Updates on my next drop soon! 🐠🌊✨ #dispatch #waterboy

Devil and angel on his shoulder… Last day to order before we move to production! Hermie plush is coming very soon with proper photos and a release date! Make sure to use code VDAY for 10% off—and remember, 10% of profits for Sonar plush go to Central Florida bat rescue!! #sonar #waterboy #dispatch

Tomorrow is the last day to order before my January drop concludes and moves to production! Keep an eye out for a moist little man coming soon after…#dispatch #waterboy #sonar