Oh man I was wondering if there were concerns to be raised. And now they have mistreated A TROOP?!?!?!

“One notable MIT study found that 95 percent of companies that integrated AI saw zero meaningful growth in revenue. For coding tasks, one of AI’s most widely hyped applications, another study showed that programmers who used AI coding tools actually became slower at their jobs.”

Bari Weiss is so unpredictable! When you think she's going left, she goes right. And when you think she's going right, she still goes right.

the perennial "is this a good replacement for twitter / can it become as big as twitter" discussion is so confused. hominids became bipedal about 7 million years ago. for most of the time since we did not have microblogging. it's not a necessity it's a habit, if it all goes away that's fine

This Weiss quote just reminds me of Jemaine Clement in Eagle vs. Shark saying "I'm so complex!"

He was a Communist, Elmo.

Take that, bluesky! My low-effort engagement farming is popular with pedophiles

“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!

I think every country has every right to be anti-American but at the same time if you’re tut-tutting that Americans aren’t doing enough to overthrow their government while your own government is happily facilitating and supporting what the US is doing…maybe also do something about that?

People who believe LLMs are actually "thinking" be like

"Frank, we took a chance when we hired you. But I'm happy to report that since your employment began, we've had a quarterly increase of five percent in belly laughs and an incredible twenty-one percent bump in dry chuckles."

While most people will be yelling "Go, Bears!" or "Go, Rams!" I'll be yelling "Go, Epstein Files and the rule of law!"

Apparently at the age of 45 I have reached "having exactly the same musical taste as Patton Oswalt's daughter" levels of coolness.

I'm an avowed Knicks Hater, but I enjoy watching their local broadcasts on NBA League Pass because Clyde Frazier gives off the endearing vibe of an old man who simply can't believe he gets paid to watch basketball and have a chat.

I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Report: That Was Very Stupid Thing To Say https://theonion.com/report-that-was-very-stupid-thing-to-say-1819579593/

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS, everyone

Stewart can go suck donkey dick at this point. Absolutely useless.

Buddy, I wouldn't vote for Gavin Newsom with YOUR dick

I'm sorry guys, I'm afraid I may have arrived here from a separate timeline. In my universe, Newsom "went after" Trump by having his staff post ai slop and lazy tweets while Gavin himself spent his evenings agreeing with nazis on his podcast. What heroics did he do here?

I heard an ICE guy fell over and went "Wuh-wuh-wuuuuuh!" while windmilling his arms then he suffered internal bleeding in his scrotum and died

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

This useful blocklist has already added it. Recommended. bsky.app/profile/did:...

I drove forty minutes to see The Irishman, a Netflix movie, you dumb fuck

yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,

Rogan has like 3 of these revelations a year but then he gets distracted by an AI video of a screaming black woman he thinks is real

This killer is coming from Criterion in April--a hugely influential, visually extraordinary 1967 LA noir. For those who've read Pictures at a Revolution: I originally had a much longer (wisely abandoned) concept that would have included this film. I'm so happy to have done a video for this release!

It’s so funny to be like “this is when women were WOMEN”

Howie Mandel Ricocheted Down Hall As ‘The Jennifer Hudson Show’ Spirit Tunnel Reaches Max Velocity

I love when you tell people how terrible Newsom is, they're always like, "Well, it's nice to have ideals, but if it comes down to him or the Nazi in the general, *I* am going to vote for him" WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.

I stand by my earlier post. bsky.app/profile/arra...

They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been

This reboot of Alfred Hitchcock Presents fucking sucks

If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.

While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →

january 6th was a mob of people attacking a single, lightly defended location in order to stop a centralized process of vote counting. for a midterm election, the comparable thing would be about 150,000 january 6ths across the entire united states.

Today in "Gavin Newsom is a fucking dong I'm never voting for"

Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"

I love that every city has added a new mischief to the anti-ICE work: LA started the noise outside hotels Portland started the inflatables Chicago started the whistles Minneapolis started not warning them about the weather lol If ICE comes to your city it’s your duty to out-scamp the last 🫡

Ok but at least it's for, literally, no reason.

these motherfuckers have no idea what they’re stirring up, holy shit

The complicated reality is there are 3 things happening simultaneously: -Trump preternaturally understands the ebb and flow of the media and does perform for it -His inner circle is in a mad dash to turn the US into a fascist ethnostate -Like all authoritarian regimes, they're grossly incompetent

I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

Saint Paul schools will be closed Tuesday and Wednesday to prepare for optional online learning. I’ve seen schools close for snow, for pandemic, for natural disaster. I’ve never seen schools close because of threat from our own government.

I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?

The Bulls are currently 18-21 on the season. Here's where they were at the same point in the previous three seasons:  2024-25: 18-21 2023-24: 18-21 2022-23: 18-21  We are committing to a bit *hard*.