people will say "this shows it's a bad slogan" and no what it shows is that a bipartisan ratfuck can kill a good idea

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Had a great time talking to @parkermolloy.com about my work on the AI bubble www.readtpa.com/p/the-man-ca...

If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.

[insert dril "sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it" tweet] www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

babu frik showing up in my baby yoda movie trailer like youtu.be/_pa1KLXuW0Y

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

i've been thinking a lot about the historical record on this and how hard it will be to communicate that this guy was a fucking nobody

"Also, please give us another $100b"

You don't have to mourn people who despised you and wanted terrible things to happen to you. Hard to believe that this needs to be said but apparently it does.

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

We don’t have Disney so I can’t cancel it, but I will kick the Hollywood Blvd. Mickey Mouse in the nuts next time I see him.

As usual with this issue, Harris is calling for a compromise that already exists. Every sporting body has standards for how long athletes must be on hormones before they can compete as women. The problem isn’t that we’re ignoring ‘reasonable concerns,’ the problem is that republicans are lying.

This should be the end of Democratic Party leadership. I cannot look at chuck Schumer peering over his goddamn glasses for a moment longer

It's truly astonishing how much of the current AI industry is a handful of huge companies just passing money back and forth.

NO WAY. NO ONE COULD'VE PREDICTED THIS.

Will be crossing a border and just in case they check social posts i would like to say Donald trump pls eat my pussy from the back ya fuckin knob I’m the head of antifa I’m the one that organizes all the meetings.

All of this shit sucks ass but it's insult to injury that not one of these people are attractive. We're under the boot of a bunch of hatchet face dweebs. I saw a video of Trump in the UK and that bronzer made him look like a rack of ribs.

I know it's frustrating when lawyers point out when something the administration is doing is not legal. But responding with "the law doesn't matter anymore" is really unhelpful and defeatist. Clarifying the law is important because it reminds us not to comply in advance and to resist and take action

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

All hail the best patent drawing ever

the most interesting part of this reporting is that they didn't pull him off the air for what he had *already* said, they pulled him off the air for what he was *going* to say, which, i expect, has them in quite the pickle now, because he's unlikely to be *more* conciliatory after this

They picked trans folks because there are so few of us they think they can get away with it, and they are perfecting a playbook they will use to go after more groups of people until they've concentrated enough power to be unstoppable. It's entirely up to cis people to stop this. Please help us y'all

This motherfucker is my age. The absolute state of conservatives.

If you’ve ever wondered why crime is higher in majority-Black, Democrat-controlled cities, you can just look at the data. Spoiler alert: it’s not.

One of my sisters has repeatedly called butterflies “sick little freaks.” Her arguments was: “Look at them.”

If this shit is okay with you then you've been walked to a sad as fuck place. Come back.

Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!

This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.

To the Scoundrel James Kimmel: Bring $500,000 in unmarked, sequential bills to the parking lot of Men’s Warehouse at precisely 11:13pm if you want your show back on the air. Come alone. If you inform the authorities, Jimmy Kimmel Live becomes Jimmy Kimmel Dead. You have 48 hours.

Free idea that literally every Democrat in Congress could and should get behind today: Impeach Brendan Carr.

"This isn't who we are," says nation whose history books are a bunch of redactions

This is like that big joke in 2016 that Subway Jared was going to vote for trump except this is real.

Pritzker: "Everybody should be saying that ABC should reverse their decision."

"Have you now, or at any time in the past, expressed anti-fascist sentiments?"

The Kimmel situation is literally the government suppressing free speech, so I'm sure the "liberals made comedy illegal" folks will be all over this.

Sometimes I wish I could apologize to John Singleton for thinking the parts of HIGHER LEARNING about the alienated kid who gets seduced by white supremacists then shoots up a campus was kind of over the top back in 1995.

There should be no forgiveness for Ezra Klein, Gavin Newsom, or anyone else who whitewashed Charlie Kirk's image in the wake of his death. They participated in a cleanup job that is facilitating Kirk's status as a "martyr." They have had a hand in the harm the administration will do in Kirk's name.

I think one of the better, more subtle tributes to Robert Redford's life is the string of utterly iconic female co-stars who've come forward to eulogize him; each of them take-no-shit types like Fonda and Streisand, and every one of them without a single bad thing to say. A model for male behavior

Wheaton is definitely not a progressive town and they still don't want those masked bastards there.

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"