five days and a few hours to go and at this point I'm just gonna be shameless: if you can help signal-boost this thing, I'd be grateful. I've done very well through my own channels, but haven't had much luck breaking out beyond them. www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/

Choose 25 of your favorite storylines/events. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews. Day Three: Green Arrow: Archer's Quest

Choose 25 of your favorite storylines/events. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews. Day Two: DC vs Marvel (1995)

"Collagen Scientist" is some of the griftiest shit I've ever seen.

Choose 25 of your favorite storylines/events. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews. Day One: Knightfall

Come and knock on my grave…

Hallowed be His name.

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

One time, Godzilla went past our hotel in Kyoto and he was hanging dong and I swear it looked like smooth broccoli.

You should make more money TEACHING children than you do ZIP TYING them.

Just when I thought I couldn't lose any more respect for Chuck Dixon.... bleedingcool.com/comics/chuck...

"Vengeance Fists" was my favorite Iron Maiden album.

I hate everything.

🟠Ronnie Raymond is absolutely the kinda guy to be like "aw $20? I wanted a peanut"

Goddamnit.

Fifth anniversary of this masterpiece

It's like looking at the strands of chaos energy that band together to create the magic of reality. Just gorgeous.

It has begun. No flesh shall be spared. Also, I’m in Milwaukee, Hammond and Flint this week! Go to pattonoswalt.com for tix!

I think my friend Io said it best www.etsy.com/listing/1743...

>ALERT< THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! TUBI HAS ALL SEASONS OF BARNEY MILLER AVAILABLE FOR STREAMING!! REPEAT: ALL 8 SEASONS OF CLASSIC 1970s SITCOM BARNEY MILLER NOW AVAILABLE ON TUBI!!

Throughout time and across the infinite and multidimensional universe, this is the most embarrassing shit that has ever happened.

maybe there's still some good left in this world after all

This is the way.

My letter writing campaign is simply to send as many DVDs of Django Unchained to Clarence Thomas as possible

I would also accept John Cena’s entrance music every time Atticus show up

Too real.

we don't need AI when content like this exists

My favorite Kippur is probably Yom.

It's probably a cold comfort, but in re-watching Trek post-my-20s Bones is by far my favorite character. Mr. Kelley was doing some amazing work. I hope (wherever he is) he knows that now.

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t play grabass

“What is it?” — Jackie Broyles ad infinitum and my kid upon seeing this shirt. @redstateupdate.bsky.social @travislh.bsky.social

Always repost Ducks.

What a glorious day this will be!! Big thanks to Jackie and Dunlap for this. I'll wear it with pride. @redstateupdate.bsky.social (Also, HAPPY SEPTEMBER DAY!)

As was the way back on the old Xitter, nobody is doing better on @bsky.app than @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social

So in summary, no more facial hair and prepare for war against our own country and whatnot. If you wanted this, your ass shoulda listened better in social studies.

Duke, Roadblock, Lady Jaye, and all the G.I. Joe team would hate everything Pete (Dreadnok Jägerbomb) Hegseth and Donnie (Bone Spur Viper) Trump just said.

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

Cowboy Hat ICE Agent sneaking into the shot at the end is hilarious to me. Like, dude, do you think you're John Wayne or something? John Wayne dodged a whole-ass draft to avoid fighting fascists like you, my dawg.

@alonelyrobot.bsky.social Seems like some shit we'd be into...

Thoughts on Jimmy Kimmel’s return

The scripts aren't intimidating. Alan Moore's scripts are chatty, like a letter written just to you and the rest of the creative team!

I WTF it up on @marcmaron.bsky.social show tomorrow!!

You're a Nazi.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Please support the kickstarter for my movie Kraven the Gatherer. Kraven gathers so much shit in this movie and his friends are all "Kraven, where are you gonna put all that stuff your apartment ain't that big" But Kraven ain't trying to hear it. He is a gatherin' fool and whatnot

Same energy.